This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Disney on Monday, March 30 2020

06:00Good Luck Charlie Duncan vs Duncan Bob and Amy plan a night away, so Teddy and PJ plan a house party. But when her parents fight and cancel their trip, Teddy has to smuggle her friends into the basement. S2 E4 
06:28Good Luck Charlie A LARP in the Park Teddy's new boyfriend takes her and Charlie to the park. They assume it's for a picnic, but end up putting on costumes and joining in his LARPing (Live Active Role Playing). S2 E6 
07:00Good Luck Charlie Battle of the Bands Teddy and Skyler compete against PJ and Emmett in the mall's Battle of the Bands competition, but PJ and Skyler fall for each other. They end up combining bands. S2 E9 
07:32Liv and Maddie Cowbell-A-Rooney Liv wants to help new co-star, Kyle, feel welcome, so she throws a party to introduce him to her Ridgewood friends. He has a great time and meets a girl he likes - Maddie! S3 E4 
08:00Liv and Maddie Co-Star-A-Rooney Casting is under way for Liv's co-star in Voltage. Some familiar faces show up for the auditions. Karen arranges a ceremony to help Maddie let go of some pent up feelings. S3 E5 
08:32Jessie One Day Wonders Luke sees Jessie busking in Central Park. He decides he wants to play with her. A record producer offers to make a demo and video for them for money. Is it a scam? S1 E5 
09:00Jessie Zuri's New Old Friend Jessie reads it's not good for children to have imaginary friends and tries to wean Zuri off them. But it backfires when Zuri gets a real friend, and Jessie is jealous. S1 E7 
09:32Good Luck Charlie Snow Show - Part One: A psychic tells Teddy she'll find the love of her life on a ski trip. She meets two cute boys then bumps into Spencer! Bob and Amy learn they're not really married. S1 E21 
10:00Good Luck Charlie Snow Show - Part Two: Teddy's confused whether Spencer is the love of her life but decides they should just be friends. Bob plans a surprise wedding for Amy, with Charlie as flower girl. S1 E22 
10:32Good Luck Charlie Pushing Buttons Gabe accuses Charlie of leaving the garage door open and allowing his bike to be stolen. Teddy lets slip how she felt when her parents told her they were expecting Charlie. S1 E24 
11:00Liv and Maddie Cook-A-Rooney Maddie's home economics grades are bad and her parents won't let her stay on the basketball team unless they improve. She must win a cookery competition against tough opponents. S2 E21 
11:32Liv and Maddie Triangle-A-Rooney Liv and Holden share a special moment as they rehearse for an upcoming performance. Meanwhile, Reggie ditches Parker for a chance to play basketball with Maddie. S2 E22 
12:00Stuck In The Middle Stuck with Harley's Bethany Harley and Suzy try a new strategy to get along with their difficult neighbours. S3 E6 
12:32Stuck In The Middle Stuck in a Nice Relationship: Georgie enlists Harley's help to break up with Wyatt. S3 E7 
13:00Jessie Badfellas Jessie warns Emma her new boyfriend Vincent is a bad influence. Emma disagrees, until he throws a party in the Ross house without permission. Jessie and Emma teach him a lesson. S1 E20 
13:32Jessie A Doll's Outhouse Emma and Zuri watch a scary movie about a doll that kills. It terrifies Zuri. She wants to sleep with Jessie, who confesses she has a phobia: she is terrified of potties. S1 E21 
14:00Bunk'd Counsellors' Night Off: Emma sneaks out to the Counsellors' Night Out party to eavesdrop on Xander, leaving Ravi in charge back at camp. S1 E10 
14:32K.C. Undercover Double Crossed - Part Two : K.C. has been paired with young spy Brett on a mission to take down a pirate movie ring. She is attracted to him, then finds him annoying, then is attracted again! S1 E10 
15:00Liv and Maddie Flugelball-a-Rooney Maddie's boyfriend Diggy returns from abroad. She realises they need time to get used to each other again but is not impressed when Diggy reveals he's off again soon. S2 E16 
15:32Good Luck Charlie Sleepless in Denver Teddy's going to audition for the school play but Charlie draws on her face just before the audition. Charlie gets her first big bed but won't sleep in it. S1 E25 
16:00Good Luck Charlie Driving Mrs Dabney When Dad won't let her practise driving, Teddy drives Mrs Dabney around for experience. They run out of gas and a muddy Teddy arrives home - to a surprise birthday party. S1 E26 
16:31Jessie Teacher's Pest Zuri is having trouble with a teacher. Jessie volunteers to help at school to see what's happening. Unfortunately the lonely teacher ends up wanting to be Jessie's best friend! S2 E10 
17:00Gabby Duran & The Unsittables The Party King and Timbuk, Too When Gabby decides to throw a party for Jeremy at the Duran house, things quickly get out of hand with some unexpected guests. S1 E5 
17:32Liv and Maddie Howl-A-Rooney Liv is still in the running for a part in the Space Werewolves movie and has to prepare for an audition. So she gets Fangs, a girl who was raised by wolves, to help her! S1 E16 
18:00Liv and Maddie Shoe-A-Rooney Liv gives Maddie some high heels to make her more girly. Maddie's reaction surprises her. She becomes obsessed with fashion. Can Liv get the Maddie she knows and loves back? S1 E17 
18:32Raven's Home Raven's Home Remix When Coach Spitz produces a play about his life, Booker is certain he is right for the role while Nia thinks Tess is perfect for the role. S2 E9 
19:00Good Luck Charlie Up a Tree Bob agrees to cut down the tree that blocks Mrs Dabney's light, but it contains PJ and Teddy's childhood tree-house so they stage a protest. S1 E5 
19:32K.C. Undercover The Final Chapter - Part Two KC continues her hunt for The Mask and the weapons distribution list while she decides if she is going to continue to be a spy, or go to college. S3 E26 
20:00Jessie Lights, Camera, Distraction! Jessie recruits the kids to help her direct, shoot and edit her work for a film festival. Things get complicated - will she finish her film in time? S3 E15 
20:32Jessie The Telltale Duck Jessie agrees to go to Bertram's high school reunion with him, pretend to be his girlfriend, and invents a life story so he can show an old classmate how successful he is. S3 E16 
21:00Jessie Where's Zuri? Stewart has a new laid-back male nanny, Hudson. When the two kids have play dates, Hudson and Jessie clash, so they stop the playdates. Stewart and Zuri are upset and run away. S3 E17 
21:32Jessie Spaced Out Ravi's birthday present from his parents is a trip to outer space with the rest of the Ross kids and Jessie. Their trip takes an unexpected turn when Ravi ends up not going. S3 E18 
22:00Disney The Lodge Reality Check Skye gives the lodge a makeover to attract customers, but is upset handsome cyclist Sean hasn't turned up. She agrees to star in a reality show to promote the lodge. S1 E2 
22:31Disney The Lodge Opportunities Having left Sean an angry voicemail Skye now regrets it. Hearing his allowance has been stopped she offers him a job. Patrick says he's leaving and gives Skye her mum's diary. S1 E3 
23:00Penny On M.A.R.S The Gig Penny, worried that Sebastian may have to leave M.A.R.S., asks Bakia to fund a scholarship. Trying to apologize to Sebastian, she sings publicly with Mitch at Twin Piins. S1 E13 
23:29Penny On M.A.R.S The Protest:Penny risks being expelled from M.A.R.S. but, thanks her friends for their help.The teachers decide just to punish but not expel her. Penny makes up with Camilla. S1 E14 
23:57The Evermoor Chronicles Weaving Bad Tara accidentally ripped the tapestry when she rescued Bella. Now a trainee Everine from the 17th century who has a nasty disease, has escaped S1 E6 
00:23The Evermoor Chronicles Night of the Stench It's the Night of the Stench, when the bog turns against the village. Tara asks the tapestry what her future holds, and is horrified what she learns S1 E7 
00:48Miraculous Tales Of Ladybug & Cat Bakerix Ladybug's grandfather is transformed into Bakerix and he wants to destroy everything he thinks is too modern to restore the Paris he once knew. S3 E3 
01:12Miraculous Tales Of Ladybug & Cat Backwarder Ladybug and Cat Noir confront a friend of Master Fu.Transformed into Backwarder, she wants to catch up on wasted time by stealing other people's time.. S3 E4 
01:36Disney The Lodge Storm Skye and company head to the island, Solus in search of their next clue, while Sean is left back at the Lodge wishing he was there with them. S2 E10 
01:59Disney The Lodge Taking Sides Skye discovers she's won an award and that winning comes at a price, while Ben and Danielle face up to what happened on the island. S2 E11 
02:22Penny On M.A.R.S. S3 Welcome Back, Mum An increasingly suspicious Penny is jealous of the attention Seb gives his fans over her. At The Talent Show, Penny meets a caring boy called Rob. S3 E3 
02:46Violetta Francesca's father finally agrees that she should stay in Argentina. Lena returns to care for her sister Nati, and also for Ludmila. S2 E52 
03:33Sadie Sparks The Bane Of Blaine/Mama Memory! Blaine's cousin Zaine offers him some wayward magic tips. Sadie's memory spell causes Selina to forget Sadie's magic. S1 E13 
03:56Miraculous Tales Of Ladybug & Cat Gorizilla Adrien's bodyguard gets akumatized into Gorizilla. Endowed with extraordinary strength and an acute sense of smell, he tracks Adrien all through Paris. S2 E10 
04:20Miraculous Tales Of Ladybug & Cat Robustus Markov, a small, sensitive robot, is akumatized into Robostus, a villain who brings inanimate objects to life. Can our heroes reason with this humane robot? S2 E11 
04:43101 Dalmatian Street Winter Funderland/Snow Day Dolly turns the house into a frozen wonderland. Time for fun in the snow, but preparing the family is hard. S1 E4 
05:09Miraculous Tales Of Ladybug & Cat Befana Marinette's grandmother becomes Befana. She wants revenge on Marinette for wanting to spend time with her friends rather than with her. S2 E8 
05:32Miraculous Tales Of Ladybug & Cat Frightningale A young singer gets akumatized into Frightningale. Armed with a magic mike, she wants to turn Paris into a giant musical. S2 E9 
06:00Good Luck Charlie The Singin' Dancin' Duncans: Amy plans a big song and dance number for the annual hospital gala. She tries to get her family involved but when they make excuses she replaces them in the show. S2 E5