This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Disney on Monday, December 9 2019

06:00Liv and Maddie Detention-A-Rooney In order to get out of a mother/son pageant, Parker intentionally gets up to mischief to get detention. Pete plays nurse when Liv and Maddie get sick at the same time. S2 E9 
06:28Liv and Maddie Rate-A-Rooney The boys invent a rating system for how attractive girls are. The girls are furious and consider revenge. Then Liv writes a song to show it's who people are that's important. S2 E15 
07:00Liv and Maddie Prom-A-Rooney Cameron Boyce, who plays Luke Ross in Jessie, makes a guest appearance in this story of how both Liv and Maddie finally get to go to a prom. S2 E19 
07:32Liv and Maddie Hoops-A-Rooney Liv has an audition as a basketball star, so Maddie has to teach her to play - quickly! Meanwhile, Joey and Parker fight for the affection of a girl in their robotics class. S2 E6 
08:00Miraculous Tales Of Ladybug & Cat Reflekdoll Juleka becomes Reflekta again. This time, the supervillain is not alone. Marinette and Adrien are having trouble with their Miraculouses. Can they stop Reflekta? S3 E5 
08:32Jessie The Runaway Bride of Frankenstein Brooks proposes to Jessie, but she can't decide whether to accept, as she doesn't know if the kids like him. Can Brooks win the kids over and gain her hand? S3 E25 
09:00K.C. Undercover Double Crossed - Part One: KC is paired with another young spy, Brett (who unknown to her is arch nemesis Zane's son) to pose as boyfriend and girlfriend and take down a pirate movie ring. S1 E9 
09:32K.C. Undercover Double Crossed - Part Two : K.C. has been paired with young spy Brett on a mission to take down a pirate movie ring. She is attracted to him, then finds him annoying, then is attracted again! S1 E10 
10:00Liv and Maddie Hoops-A-Rooney Liv has an audition as a basketball star, so Maddie has to teach her to play - quickly! Meanwhile, Joey and Parker fight for the affection of a girl in their robotics class. S2 E6 
10:32Liv and Maddie Neighbours-A-Rooney To get back at a neighbour, Liv and her mum steal her ornamental giraffe. When they learn it was for a wake they must find a way surreptitiously to return it. S2 E13 
11:00Jessie Creepy Connie 3 - The Creepening: Creepy Connie is back to warn Luke about her friend Mad Mac, who has an even bigger obsession with him than she does. But things aren't always what they seem. S3 E11 
11:32Jessie From the White House to Our House Jessie and Zuri plan a party for Taylor, whose mum is away in the military. She's reluctant but finally agrees. Her mum turns up, and so does Mrs Obama! S3 E19 
12:00Bunk'd There's No Place Like Camp When Xander and Ravi realize that Jorge is homesick, they enlist the help of Emma, Zuri and Tiffany to cheer him up. S1 E11 
12:32Bunk'd Luke's Back Luke reunites with his siblings to get some summer school help from Ravi. Cameron Boyce guest stars. A turf war erupts between Camp Kikiwaka and the rival camp across the lake. S1 E19 
13:00K.C. Undercover The Love Jinx When Craig and Kira discover they were never legally wed, K.C. decides to throw them a do-over wedding. S2 E11 
13:32K.C. Undercover Spy of the Year Awards K.C. and Kira are nominated for the same award. Kira is cross as it's K. C.'s first year. K.C. is sick and can't go to the ceremony. Did Kira poison her! S2 E18 
14:00Jessie Kids Don't Wanna be Shunned Emma is upset when her friends stand her up for the new girl in school. Ravi helps Luke with his project about India for their school's multicultural night. S2 E15 
14:32Jessie To Be Me, or Not To Be Me Jessie gets her first part but after touching a strange talisman Ravi's been sent from India, she swaps personalities with Zuri, leaving the 8 year old to perform. S2 E11 
15:00Liv and Maddie Slumber Party-A-Rooney Liv has a sleepover to help Ruby and co-star Priya become better friends. Joey meets a new nemesis and Parker reveals a big surprise to Maddie. S4 E5 
15:32Good Luck Charlie T-Wrecks Teddy joins the volleyball team. When the coach pushes her to be more aggressive she goes too far. Bob visits PJ's new apartment to get peace and quiet and doesn't want to leave. S3 E13 
16:00Miraculous Tales Of Ladybug & Cat Bakerix Ladybug's grandfather is transformed into Bakerix and he wants to destroy everything he thinks is too modern to restore the Paris he once knew. S3 E3 
16:31Jessie Spaced Out Ravi's birthday present from his parents is a trip to outer space with the rest of the Ross kids and Jessie. Their trip takes an unexpected turn when Ravi ends up not going. S3 E18 
17:00Jessie Capture the Nag Jessie suggests they play Capture the Flag, and the one who wins gets the the battery charger to charge up their gadgets. S4 E9 
17:32Liv and Maddie Flashback-A-Rooney Liv hides a letter telling Maddie if she's been invited to try out for the Olympic basketball team, in case it means she'll lose her sister for a year. What does it say? S1 E18 
18:04Liv and Maddie BFF-A-Rooney South, Liv's best friend from Hollywood, visits and starts to flirt with Diggie, Maddie is jealous, and is forced to confirm that she and Diggie are an item. S1 E19 
18:36Raven's Home You're Gonna Get It When Nia sneaks to school wearing make-up against Raven's orders, she draws the attention of the 8th grade girls who invite her to hang out with them. S1 E5 
19:04K.C. Undercover The Domino Effect The Coopers track down agents who are distributing weapons to enemy agencies. They capture the agents, only to discover they are K.C.'s classmate's parents. S3 E21 
19:36Jessie Creepy Connie's Curtain Call Jessie and Agatha both lose a bet over whether Zuri or Lindsey will win the Little Miss Big Apple contest, and end up hanging from a tree wearing monkey suits. S1 E23 
20:04Jessie We are So Grounded Jessie and the kids are flying to meet their parents when the plane crash lands. The kids find monster footprints and are scared until they find a scientist planted them. S1 E24 
20:36Jessie The Secret Life of Mr Kipling Ravi's pet lizard Mr Kipling turns out to be pregnant! She lays eggs, which accidentally end up in an egg-themed restaurant, where they hatch, causing chaos. S1 E25 
21:04Jessie Cattle Calls & Scary Walls Jessie's horrified when she takes Zuri with her to an audition and Zuri ends up getting the part. Ravi investigates a noise and gets lost in the ventilation duct. S1 E26 
21:36Jessie Green Eyed Monsters Jessie is worried about Tony's jealousy after he turns up at an improv class she's doing with Petey and tries to make a fool of him. S2 E1 
22:04Disney The Lodge Winning Skye shows Josh her mum's den. Christina tells Skye the concert auditions are today. Handyman Ben enters the bike race. Sean's feelings for Skye become clear to Danielle. S1 E5 
22:35Disney The Lodge Best Laid Plans Sean and Skye discuss their relationship, not realizing Danielle is recording them. Josh calls Skye to tell her the reality show is voting for which boy she'll choose. S1 E6 
23:04Penny On M.A.R.S The Trap Lucy reminds Sasha that he still works for her and has to ruin Penny's performance but Sasha doesn't seem convinced. S2 E9 
23:33Penny On M.A.R.S The 2-Good Cami has found out that Sasha wants to sabotage his performance with Penny, letting her fall. S2 E10 
00:01The Evermoor Chronicles Day of Hearts Two of the three Founders have now taken villagers as hosts but Tara smashed the lantern and now the Founders are plotting their revenge. S1 E11 
00:27The Evermoor Chronicles The Labours of Bella Bella learns the cost of lying when Esmerelda makes her take an exam to prove her right to the title Supreme Everine. S1 E12 
00:52Bizaardvark BizHardtime Paige and Frankie are doing hard time for too much digital usage. S2 E10 
00:57101 Dalmatian Street Dog's Best Friend Dylan sees Clarissa Corgi's human waiting on her hand and paw. He wonders if he should get one to help with chores, but realises a pet is a big responsibility. S1 E1a 
01:12Miraculous Tales Of Ladybug... Syren Talented swimmer Ondine gets akumatized into Syren. She has feelings for Kim and wants to turn Paris into an underwater kingdom for her prince. S2 E14 
01:36Disney The Lodge Hard to Say No Skye and Sean get to compete at the Enduro but tensions behind the scenes threaten their preparation, Kaylee confronts Frankie and Ed has some news for Alex. S2 E12 
01:59Disney The Lodge Distant Relations Relation Skye and Alex deal with a revelation about themselves, With the concert approaching Kaylee and Noah fall out. S2 E13 
02:22Penny On M.A.R.S The Proof Penny gives Seb proof about the identity of the thief of the song Nobody's Perfect. S2 E5 
02:46Violetta Violetta suspects that Angie likes Herman. She tries to ignore Tomas and pretends her friendship with Francesca is more important. Luca is thrilled with the success of his music nights. S1 E20 
03:33Sadie Sparks The See Me Not Flower/Best Frenemies Are Cornelius and Gilbert magical? Who will find the magic invisibility flower first? S1 E5 
03:56Best Bugs Forever Don't Bug Me/Star Struck Three bug friends make their way in a great new city. S1 E9 
04:20New: Go Away Unicorn! S1 Go Away, Tune-icorn!/You've Been Flagged, Unicorn! Alice makes a device to help her audition for a musical. Alice's game of Capture the Flag turns into Capture the Unicorn. S1 E22 
04:43101 Dalmatian Street Power to the Puppies/Who the Dog Do You Think You Are? Dylan and Dolly clash over their differing puppy-sitting styles. Now he's royal, Dylan expects the pups to wait on him. S1 E 
05:09Miraculous Tales of Ladybug... ...& Cat Noir: Origins Part Two - Stone Heart: Marinette doesn't want to be Ladybug anymore, but Paris, Cat Noir and Alya are in danger. Ladybug is the only one who can save them. S1 E17 
05:32Miraculous Tales Of Ladybug... ...Cat Noir: The Collector: Adrien's father is akumatized into The Collector. Will Ladybug and Cat Noir manage to stop him and to unmask Hawk Moth? S2 E1 
06:00Liv and Maddie Neighbours-A-Rooney To get back at a neighbour, Liv and her mum steal her ornamental giraffe. When they learn it was for a wake they must find a way surreptitiously to return it. S2 E13