This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 HD on Friday, July 27 2018

06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. John Inverdale is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
06:45The King of Queens Flame Resistant Carrie becomes jealous of the relationship that Doug's former girlfriend has with his mother. 
07:10The King of Queens Flash Photography Doug regrets taking a dirty photo at a wedding, and when the bride and groom find out they are not amused. 
07:35Everybody Loves Raymond Standard Deviation Robert asks Ray and Debra to complete IQ tests as part of his criminal psychology class, but then he tells each of them that they scored the highest mark. 
08:00Everybody Loves Raymond Look, Don't Touch Debra is suspicious when Angelina, a waitress at Nemo's, calls Ray at home. Although it's all perfectly innocent, Ray feels guilty. 
08:30Everybody Loves Raymond Frank, the Writer Frank submits ideas for a column to Ray's editor after getting anecdotes published in Reader's Digest. But Ray's editor thinks it's the worst writing he's ever seen. 
09:00Frasier Crane vs. Crane: Niles and Frasier take opposing sides in a court battle over the competency of eccentric millionaire Harlow Stafford. 
09:35Frasier Police Story Frasier sets his sights on an attractive policewoman who, unbeknown to him, has a crush on his father. 
10:05Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon goes to New Orleans to visit Zeke's, a restaurant famed for Cajun food and loyal locals. But under new ownership, the standards have slipped and the customers have gone elsewhere. 
11:00The Simpsons Tree House of Horror IV The Simpsons' Halloween Special IV sees Homer sell his soul to the devil for a doughnut, while a goblin is intent on sabotaging the school bus. 
11:30The Simpsons Bart the General Bart and his friends stand up to Nelson, with a little bit of help from Grandpa and Herman. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Channel 4's midday news summary. 
12:05Come Dine with Me In Cardiff, 'queen of cooking' Lianne is up against all the glitz and glam of actor and musician Lee's Rat Pack-themed evening, which includes a full swing band in his living room. 
13:05Find It, Fix It, Flog It Henry Cole and Simon O'Brien turn unwanted possessions into hard cash. This time, Simon takes Henry to a stately home in Somerset, where he thinks he's unearthed a bona fide Tudor relic. 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. John Inverdale is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
15:00A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun Peter and Sue Keegan from Liverpool are looking to buy a dream home in Sarasota, Florida. With a budget of ?190,000, Sara Damergi shows them five possibilities. 
16:00The ?100K Drop Davina McCall is joined by work colleagues Damian and Ian from Leeds, and Zoe and Nicole, friends also from Leeds. Can either pair take home the cash? (Ep 60) 
17:00Come Dine with Me It's the final day in Birmingham, and 32-year-old aquarium designer Akil hopes to create a splash, with a homemade seafood tempura to start and sea bass and scallops for the main. 
17:30The Simpsons $pringfield (or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling): Homer gets a job at Mr Burns' new casino and Marge becomes addicted to the slot machines. 
18:00The Simpsons Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in 'The Curse of the Flying Hellfish': Monty Burns wants Grandpa Simpson out of the way so he can get his hands on some valuable art. 
18:30Hollyoaks Prince comes up with a plan to make more money and suggests to Glenn he hire Hunter to paint the mural at the school. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
20:00The Crystal Maze The London Girls have self-belief, attitude and quick wits and they'll need all of that in their aim to conquer the Maze. Will Richard Ayoade be able to control the kamikaze bunch? (S5 Ep2) 
21:008 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown Jimmy Carr hosts a new edition with Sean Lock and Miles Jupp v guest captain Alan Carr and Roisin Conaty. Ivan Brackenbury joins Susie in Dictionary Corner. With Rachel Riley. (S16 Ep3) 
22:00The Last Leg The award-winning show continues a new run of irreverent satire and sharp topical comedy. Adam Hills, Alex Brooker and Josh Widdicombe are joined by celebrity guests. (S14 Ep6/9) 
23:05The Big Narstie Show Grime legend and social media sensation Big Narstie and top comedian Mo Gilligan co-host a unique show filmed with a live studio audience. Plus guests and music performances. (Ep5/6) 
00:10Stath Lets Flats A Romance of Love After a night of drunken passion with former rival Carole, Stath is infatuated, but will his feelings be reciprocated? And it's college results day for Sophie. (Ep5/6) [SL] 
00:40Kill Your Friends Film (2015) Dark comedy starring Nicholas Hoult. An ambitious music company A&R man will to do anything to further his career. With James Corden. Very strong language/gory violence/drugs/sex. 
02:25Lookalikes Ed Sheeran lookalike Ty aims to bring feuding former friends Tim and Andy back together. But Ty's patience is tested when the duo tag along on his hot date with 'Marilyn Monroe'. (S2 Ep4/4) [SL] 
02:50Vet on the Hill Dr Scott tackles a sphynx cat that's become a frisky pest due to raging hormones. He also meets a remarkable teenage animal activist and is roped into looking after a meerkat. (S2 Ep7/8) 
03:45Selling Houses with Amanda Lamb In Somerset, Amanda helps three property owners give their houses a ready-to-market makeover, as they bid to get an offer from young professionals Julian and Shelly. (Ep7/8) 
04:40My Kitchen Rules It's the start of the final week in the MKR Mansion rounds, and Sian and Rob are tasked by Guest Judge Francesco Mazzei to create a main course from N'Duja sausage from Calabria. 
05:35Kirstie's Fill Your House for Free Kirstie Allsopp is in Somerset in a house including a recycled cinema. She also visits a country cottage in Cheltenham. 
05:40Star Boot Sale Ann Widdecombe is the first to see what she can raise for charity. Her items include books signed by two of the most important men in her life - John Major and Anton du Beke.