This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 HD on Tuesday, August 21 2018

06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Julia Bradbury is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
06:45The King of Queens Awful Bigamy When beautiful dog walker Holly is kicked out of her apartment, Arthur decides she should move into the basement with him... 
07:10The King of Queens Lost Vegas Doug tries to pluck up the courage to ask Carrie to let him go to Vegas with the boys. 
07:35Everybody Loves Raymond Dancing with Debra Ray regrets asking Robert to take Debra dancing when they become infatuated with their new hobby. 
08:00Everybody Loves Raymond Robert Moves Back Robert and Amy move into Ray's basement in an attempt to get some privacy, but haven't accounted for Marie... 
08:30Everybody Loves Raymond How They Met Ray and Debra reminisce about how they first met 15 years earlier, including the first time Ray sampled Debra's cooking. 
09:00Frasier Good Grief Frasier's unemployment situation brings about various emotional responses including denial, anger and depression. 
09:35Frasier Frasier's Curse Frasier worries about going to his high school reunion because every time a reunion comes up he has bad luck. 
10:05Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon Ramsay travels to Fremont, California, to try to save the struggling Spin a Yarn restaurant, which has had an expensive refurbishment but is still tearing its owners' marriage apart. 
11:00The Simpsons The Simpsons' 138th Show Spectacular: Troy McClure hosts a celebration of the milestone that is the 138th episode of The Simpsons. 
11:30The Simpsons Secrets of a Successful Marriage: Homer teaches a class on how to maintain matrimonial harmony. Unfortunately, he can't help revealing secrets about Marge and ends up in the doghouse. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Channel 4's midday news summary. 
12:05Come Dine with Me In Cambridgeshire there's jacuzzi dining, unlikely celebrity lookalikes and unusual games of hide and seek, plus simmering tension - which leads to an explosive row on the final night. 
13:05Bang on Budget Lucy Alexander and builder Harry Hoffen help turn tired homes into stunning spaces - on a budget. Can Lucy and Harry design a new layout to unlock the potential of Liz and Sam's home? (Ep9) 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Raj Bisram is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
15:00A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun Chris Wood and Eleanor Clements are looking for a retirement property in north Tenerife. Scarlette Douglas has some stunning clifftop apartments in mind for their ?120,000 budget. 
16:00Sun, Sea and Selling Houses Mike and Sharon from Somerset are looking for a villa in Almer?a, but the first property that Sharon and Steve show them goes down like a lead balloon. (S2 Ep17/25) 
17:00Come Dine with Me In Gloucestershire, youth worker Aisha serves up spicy Jamaican food with a side serving of hip hop. Will last night's dessert deserter Anne return? 
17:30The Simpsons Two Bad Neighbors George Bush Sr moves into Evergreen Terrace, but Bart destroys his memoirs, sparking a feud between the ex-president and his new neighbour Homer. 
18:00The Simpsons Tree House of Horror XI Homer receives a very scary horoscope, while Bart and Lisa are banished to the forest, where they find a house made of gingerbread... 
18:30Hollyoaks Courtney and Jesse argue after Jesse tells Courtney he feels he is being taken for granted. Grace is gutted to find out Glenn has slept with someone else. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
20:00Ackley Bridge Jordan fears he hasn't done enough revision to get into the college that he wants to go to, and Mandy is offered a lifeline that forces her to question her loyalty to Sadiq. (S2 Ep12/12) 
21:00999: What's Your Emergency? This episode explores how the emergency services cope with issues involving elderly people, from traffic accidents to the cruel effects of dementia. (S5 Ep5) 
22:00Manhunting with My Mum TV presenter AJ Odudu and her mum Florence take a road trip around Mum's native Nigeria to find AJ a husband, drawing on a Nigerian tradition of parents finding partners for their children. 
23:0024 Hours in A&E Ex-paratrooper Martin has sustained life-changing injuries in a paraglider crash. Eddie's been weakened by chemotherapy and has severe sepsis. Graham's nose won't stop bleeding. (S15 Ep14) 
00:00Random Acts Zawe Ashton presents more creative films, including a romantic dance-off, a surreal animated creature feature, pink balloons in hot pursuit of a young woman, and more. (S5 Ep6/6) 
00:25Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA J Willy's Bar & Grille in South Bend, Indiana, is more than a million dollars in debt. Can Gordon Ramsay bring some discipline into the kitchen and stop them from using canned food? 
01:15Meet the Drug Lords: Inside the... ...Real Narcos: Jason Fox travels to Peru and the remote Cocaine Valley. He looks at both sides - meeting a cocaine chef and joining an elite police helicopter raid on a jungle lab. (Ep3/3) [SL] 
02:10Lost and Found A blind pug cross puppy hopes someone will take her on. A lurcher named Mickey Blue Eyes hopes his good looks will result in a new home. And a Chihuahua is on the run in Chester. 
03:00Phil Spencer: Secret Agent Phil Spencer goes undercover in Gloucester helping recently separated couple Nick and Carolynn sell their house after seven long months stuck on the market. 
03:55French Collection Three Brits get a day at a French market. Tracy picks up dining chairs, Maj converts bottles into lamps, and Helen turns a trunk into a coffee table. But who will sell for the most profit? 
04:50Village of the Year with Penelope ...Keith The team of judges visit four villages vying for a place in the semi-finals: Lympstone in Devon; Llwyngwril, north Wales; Colwinston, south Wales; and Porlock, Somerset. (Ep2/24) 
05:45Kirstie's Fill Your House for Free Kirstie Allsopp helps Stacey and Dave in Southbourne to jazz up their living room, hall and bedroom. 
06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Julia Bradbury is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent.