This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 HD on Monday, March 30 2020

05:50Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Mark Pougatch joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. 
06:30Cheers Coach in Love Part 2: Irene has won two million dollars on the lottery and called off the wedding, but Coach remains convinced that she will come back to him on their big day. (S3 Ep7/25) 
06:55Cheers Diane Meets Mom Nervous about meeting Frasier's mother Hester, Diane tries to create a good impression, but later in the evening, Hester gives her some dire warnings. (S3 Ep8/25) 
07:20The King of Queens Fight Schlub Doug befriends a rival delivery man - but is his new friend quite what he seems? Meanwhile, Carrie's attempts to mentor a teenager have the opposite of the desired effect. 
07:45The King of Queens Acting Out Carrie wants to put Arthur in a retirement home after he starts a fire in the basement, but Doug makes a discovery that motivates him to change her mind. 
08:10Everybody Loves Raymond The Getaway Ray and Debra go away for a romantic weekend but worry that they are boring. Back home, Robert babysits the kids. 
08:40Everybody Loves Raymond Working Girl When Debra gets a job, Ray is unhappy about helping with the housework and Marie worries about the effect it will have on the family. 
09:10Frasier Where Every Bloke Knows Your Name The Fox and Whistle is Frasier's new local, which is no fun for Daphne, who uses the pub as an escape from life's stresses. 
09:40Frasier Ain't Nobody's Business If I Do When Daphne finds an engagement ring in Martin's underwear drawer, Niles hires a detective to investigate Sherry's past. 
10:10Undercover Boss USA Mitchell Modell, CEO of Modell's Sporting Goods, America's oldest family-owned company selling athletics footwear, clothing and equipment, dons a disguise to go incognito in his own firm. 
11:05Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon Ramsay travels to Atlanta, Georgia, to help first-time restaurant owners Richard and Jorge, whose establishment, Park's Edge, is in big trouble due to their constant fighting. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Channel 4's midday news summary. 
12:05Come Dine with Me Portsmouth and Southampton. Lucy creates Greek-inspired dishes, Phil hosts a caveman meal, Elena doesn't have the best start with her canapés, and Tony offers up a Syrian feast. 
13:05Posh Pawnbrokers At Pickwick Pawnbrokers, boss Nathan and manager Debbs are taken aback by a chatty vintage ventriloquist's dummy. In Sheffield, Dan considers one of his biggest ever deals. 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Richard Madeley joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. 
15:00A Place in the Sun Jonnie Irwin helps Sam and Elaine from Bolton find their perfect holiday home around Carcassonne, in the sunny south of France, with a budget of £225,000. 
16:00Escape to the Chateau: DIY Stephanie plans her biggest event yet: her mum's wedding, Debbie and Nigel embark on their new life in France and Sarah and George plan to turn their home into a wedding venue. (S4 Ep6) 
17:00Four in a Bed The first visit of the week is to the Potbank Aparthotel in Stoke-on-Trent run by Ash Booth and Jen Ellis. There's design disagreements and things get competitive on the ski slopes. 
17:30Come Dine with Me This week's competition comes from in and around Essex, where first host Natalie hopes that some tried-and-tested dishes and a decent dose of banter will wow her guests. 
18:00The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror XIV Homer kills the Grim Reaper, then takes his job. And when Bart and Milhouse's magic stopwatch breaks, they are the only ones left in real time. 
18:30Hollyoaks Mitchell's dad arrives in the village and quickly makes an impression. Liberty and Brody prepare to face their feelings, just as Sienna returns. Goldie and Warren hatch a matchmaking plan. 
19:00Channel 4 News Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather. 
20:30New: Coronavirus: Can Our NHS... ...Cope? - Dispatches: Will the NHS run out of beds? Will it have enough vital equipment, such as ventilators? Are there enough doctors and nurses? A&E doctor Saleyha Ahsan investigates. 
21:00New: Putin: A Russian Spy Story Putin arrives in the Kremlin as an unknown president whom the Russian oligarchs hope to control. This episode examines how he asserted his hold on power. (Ep2) 
22:00999: What's Your Emergency? With 76% of police work now having nothing to do with catching criminals, this episode focuses on the increased demands on front-line officers. (S9 Ep2) 
23:00Emergency Helicopter Medics Medics fly to the aid of a teenage mountain biker. A multi-vehicle collision in Bedford results in potentially life-changing injuries. And a man has a cardiac arrest. (S2 Ep9) 
00:05The Pet Talent Agency: Barking Mad Documentary following an agency that supplies animals from pooches to alpacas for films, TV and ad campaigns. Can top dog Karen and her husband Pete keep the company afloat? [SL] 
01:05Born to Be Different For 20 years, Channel 4 has followed the lives of five children born with disabilities. The children are now young adults and leaving both home and their families behind. (S10 Ep1) [SL] 
02:00How to Beat... Pain What simple techniques help relieve chronic pain, from migraine to backache? Is it often in the mind? Do yoga, tai chi, or acupuncture work? And who tolerates pain best, men or women? (Ep3) [SL] 
02:55Coronavirus: Can You Avoid It? How do viruses spread? Visual tests covering a typical day - at home, on the commute and at work - show how we interact with the world and how viral droplets are transmitted. [SL] 
03:50Grand Designs Kevin McCloud returns to Devon to see Kevin McCabe, who wanted to build one of the biggest ever houses on Grand Designs - out of mud. Seven years after it began, the cob castle is complete. 
04:45Location, Location, Location Phil Spencer catches up with Ian, who wanted a workshop for his vehicles in East Lothian, and musicians Darren and Me'sha, who needed room for a recording studio in Wolverhampton. 
05:40Kirstie's Vintage Gems Kirstie Allsopp demonstrates how to make a personalised vintage doormat and cute coasters using spray paint, old tiles and serviettes. 
05:50Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Mark Pougatch joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner.