This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 HD on Monday, January 15 2018

05:553rd Rock from the Sun Collect Call for Dick The Solomons find out about the human obsession with collecting when they get caught up in a craze for furry animal soft toys, but Dick takes his new hobby too far. 
06:203rd Rock from the Sun What's Love Got to Do, Got to Do with Dick? Dick thinks Mary is neglecting him because her new job as dean takes up too much of her time, but he cheers up when he gets a new office-mate. 
06:453rd Rock from the Sun I Am Dick Pentameter! Dick is madly in love with literature professor Dr Jennifer Ravelli and enchanted when she speaks to him in rhyme. Sally, Harry and Tommy rearrange the furniture. 
07:10Everybody Loves Raymond Standard Deviation Robert asks Ray and Debra to complete IQ tests as part of his criminal psychology class, but then he tells each of them that they scored the highest mark. 
07:35Everybody Loves Raymond Look, Don't Touch Debra is suspicious when Angelina, a waitress at Nemo's, calls Ray at home. Although it's all perfectly innocent, Ray feels guilty. 
08:00Everybody Loves Raymond Frank, the Writer Frank submits ideas for a column to Ray's editor after getting anecdotes published in Reader's Digest. But Ray's editor thinks it's the worst writing he's ever seen. 
08:30Frasier Bad Dog There's a hold-up at Café Nervosa, and Bulldog wrongfully takes the credit for saving Roz. Frasier can't handle Bulldog's five seconds of fame. 
09:00Frasier Frasier's Gotta Have It When Frasier begins dating a beautiful woman, he has trouble accepting that the relationship is largely built on physical attraction. 
09:35Frasier First Date Niles organises a fake 'first date' for himself with a neighbour so that Daphne won't realise that she is the one he has romantic feelings for. 
10:05Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon Ramsay tries to save struggling restaurant Down City in Providence, Rhode Island. But the restaurant's tough-talking owner Abby refuses to listen to advice from anyone. 
11:00Sun, Sea and Selling Houses Casas Manuel try to find self-confessed sun worshipper Vicky a property with plenty of outside space to soak up the rays. In Almería, Trish is in the market for a bolthole by the coast. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Channel 4's midday news summary. 
12:05Couples Come Dine with Me Farm-dwelling self-confessed recluses Nikki and Clive kick off in East Anglia with their first ever dinner party, vying with Lloyd and Molly's Thai menu and seasoned hosts Pete and Kirsty. 
13:05Posh Pawn In Ibiza, Prestige Pawnbrokers boss James appraises a speedboat and a diamond ring that gets him hot under the collar. Plus: boxing memorabilia and a rare purse from yesteryear. (S4 Ep2/6) 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Richard Arnold is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
15:00Village of the Year Penelope Keith and a team of judges weigh up four contenders vying for the title of 'Village of the Year'. This week in the western zone, with some stunning seaside and rural idylls. 
16:00A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun Marc and Mat fell in love with Mallorca the moment they stepped onto the island six years ago, and are now looking to buy their very own holiday retreat that they can escape to there. 
17:00Four in a Bed The competition begins at Oaklea Barns Guest House in Merseyside, where Mandi Magee and partner Paul Green think their impeccable standards will wow their rivals. 
17:30Extreme Cake Makers In Lancashire, Molly has received a commission that will push her baking skills to new heights as she attempts to build a life-sized edible cow cake for the Bakewell Festival. 
18:00The Simpsons Please Homer Don't Hammer 'Em: Marge finds she has a gift for carpentry, but encounters problems when she has to use Homer as a cover in order to overcome prejudices against women builders. 
18:30Hollyoaks Grace makes a big mistake when she tries to take control of Glenn's job. Granny is pressuring Courtney again and Damon runs away from his troubles. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
20:00How to Lose Weight Well This week AK and Bethany are slimming for speed dating; Gemma and Charlotte are trimming for a school reunion; and couple Si and Simon want to shed weight for Manchester Pride. (S3 Ep2/4) 
21:00The Undateables The award-winning show with more singles looking for love, like trainee accountant and Bollywood fan Nisar who has a stammer, and grunge-lover Daniel who has Asperger's. (S8 Ep2/4) 
22:00First Dates Hotel Fitness fanatic Bernard, who's 87, meets ballroom-dancing-grandma Ruth. And the love triangle is resolved: does Kaylee have a chance with Charlie after his date with Jada? (S2 Ep2) 
23:05Derry Girls Lisa McGee's comedy set in Northern Ireland in the early 90s. Everyone is really excited when Sister Michael announces the school trip to Paris. And boring Uncle Colm arrives. (Ep2/6) 
23:35Hunted With the drone up and the ground hunters at their heels, things look bleak for Bob and Alex Ayling. Ex-cop Jamie uses a cash machine. City girls Sandra and Mella reach Scotland. (S3 Ep2/6) 
00:35SAS: Who Dares Wins The remaining recruits must abseil 200 feet off a dam and climb a mountain in blistering heat. Do any of them have what it takes to turn adversity into strength? (S3 Ep2/5) 
01:30The Supervet The Supervet treats a cockapoo puppy called Henry with a fractured neck, and a Romanian stray known as Geoffrey whose front legs are so badly deformed that he can barely walk. 
02:25Cabins in the Wild with Dick... ...Strawbridge This time the two pop-up hotel cabins battling it out to go through to the final are a luxury design inspired by a Welsh coal pit and a modernist unit made of slate. (Ep2) 
03:20Coast vs Country Sue and Roy set Kerr Drummond and Sara Damergi one of their biggest challenges: to find them a dream home in the hot property market of Dorset for their budget of £90,000. 
04:15Location, Location, Location In London, Phil Spencer helps fiancées Sam and Krystle to find a house before they marry. Kirstie Allsopp helps tall twins Matt and Chris, who are clubbing together to buy their first home. [SL] 
05:10How to Stay Well Can eating food off the floor be good for us? Are we being invaded by supernits? And will reading in the dark make you go blind? The doctors investigate. (Ep3) 
05:35Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Richard Arnold is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent.