This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 HD on Monday, October 30 2017

05:35Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. John Challis is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
06:20The King of Queens Eggsit Strategy Carrie worries that she may lose her job when she hears there could be redundancies at the firm, and Doug is in Deacon's bad books. 
06:45The King of Queens Thanks Man While Carrie cooks Thanksgiving dinner for 10 people, Doug lets a stranger into the house... 
07:10The King of Queens American Idle When Carrie loses her job she eventually decides to set up her own business, but how successful will it be? 
07:40Everybody Loves Raymond Anniversary At Frank and Marie's anniversary party, Ray feels guilty that his parents split up for a year and only got back together after Ray fell off his bike. 
08:05Everybody Loves Raymond Working Late Again Debra convinces Ray to give working from home a try, but things do not turn out as she had planned. 
08:40Everybody Loves Raymond The Children's Book Ray's competitive side emerges when Debra invites him to help her write some children's books for Ally. 
09:10Frasier Fraternal Schwinns Frasier and Niles are volunteered to participate in a bike-a-thon for Aids research. Unfortunately, neither of them can ride a bike. 
09:40Frasier Kenny on the Couch Frasier is jealous when his depressed station manager finds more comfort in Martin's advice than Frasier's psychiatry. Niles and Daphne study yoga. 
10:10Ramsay's Hotel Hell Gordon Ramsay checks into the River Rock Inn in Milford, Pennsylvania, where owner Ken Pisciotta can't get any guests to stay in his neglected establishment and is drowning in debt. 
11:05Undercover Boss USA John Hartmann, President and CEO of Chicago-based hardware cooperative True Value, goes incognito among his workforce. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Includes sport and weather. 
12:05Come Dine with Me In Colchester, not even Maureen's best Deidre Barlow impression can save her prawns served in an ashtray, and Maurice's steak and chicken consomm? comes with a side order of poetry. 
13:05My Kitchen Rules The first team to cook in the second week at the MKR Mansion are Helen and Liz, who are faced with preparing six squab pigeons; the mystery ingredient selected by guest judge Claude Bosi. 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. John Challis is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
15:00A Place in the Sun Barristers Julie and Simon have decided to buy a holiday home in Spain as a place to unwind and relax. Laura Hamilton shows them five properties on the eastern Costa del Sol for ?100,000. 
16:00Coast vs Country Geunor and Ian have left Cheltenham in search of the perfect property in Cornwall. Ian hopes to revive his passion for surfing, while Geunor wants to immerse herself in community life. 
17:00Four in a Bed The competition starts at the Hillcroft in Torquay, where husband and wife team Martyn and Elaine Flint hope their lovingly decorated adults-only B&B will prove a hit with their guests. 
17:30Steph and Dom's One Star to... ...Five Star: On arrival at the Lyndhurst Guesthouse in Great Yarmouth, Steph and Dom challenge the owners to make over a Norfolk Broads themed room and host a 'taste of Norfolk' welcome. 
18:00The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror XVII Homer ingests a blob from an asteroid and suffers insatiable hunger; Bart instructs a clay monster to be his slave; and the whole town thinks aliens are invading. 
18:30Hollyoaks Frankie faces a big decision while Mac's fury escalates towards Neeta. Lily and Peri threaten Yasmine and just as Darren catches Luke about to turn to drink, the school explodes. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
20:00Is Britain Full? Channel 4 Dispatches Michael Buerk investigates just how full Britain really is and looks at the impact of internal migration across the country. 
20:30Tricks of the Restaurant Trade What does the growth of home delivery companies like Deliveroo mean for consumers and restaurants? Simon exposes hidden sugar in our favourite restaurant meals. (S3 Ep3/6) 
21:00999: What's Your Emergency? This new episode examines sexual crime in Wiltshire, as the police there receive three times as many reports of voyeurism and male exposure as any other force in the UK. (S4 Ep1) 
22:00First Dates Can dancing accountant Robert sweep French aristocrat Gladys off her feet? Self-confessed Jack the Lad Joey and fashion blogger Jodie meet by chance the night before their date. (S9 Ep6) 
23:05Heartless Atmospheric supernatural drama from Walter Presents set in a Danish boarding school following two teenage 'vampires' as they seek to overcome an ancient family curse. In Danish/subs. 
00:00Celebrity Hunted Jamie Laing begins to crack under the pressure of life on the run. Anneka Rice embarks on a bold mission to record her radio show. Jay and Siva try to disguise their boy band looks. (Ep3/4) 
01:00How'd You Get So Rich? Katherine Ryan meets a millionaire poker player and goes house hunting with ex-Big Brother contestant Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace, who's remade herself as a property mogul. (Ep5) 
01:40The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror On his way home from trick-or-treating, Homer stops off at the treehouse to listen to Bart and Lisa tell three ghostly stories. 
02:05Wild Tales Film (2014) Argentinian director Dami?n Szifr?n's Oscar-nominated anthology of six darkly comedic short thrillers about violent revenge. In Spanish/subs. Gory violence/sexual scenes. 
04:05Best of Both Worlds In East Sussex, Julia and Martin want a house that's far away from neighbours without being remote. And in the Cotswolds, former party girl Karen wants to swap glitter balls for hay bales. [SL] 
05:00Kirstie's Vintage Gems Kirstie Allsopp enlists the expertise of paper-cutter extraordinaire Poppy Chancellor to create some unique personalised wedding invitations. 
05:10Draw It! Mel Giedroyc hosts the show in which two teams, made up of one contestant and one celebrity, put their drawing skills to the test. Nadia Sawalha and Anton du Beke star in this edition.