This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 HD on Saturday, August 18 2018

05:45Kirstie's Vintage Gems Kirstie Allsopp meets Iman and Heather, who want to decorate their new house in 1920s style. Iman only likes to buy brand new; can Kirstie convince him secondhand isn't always second best? 
06:05Trail Running: Tenerife Blue Trail Starting at midnight and with only 23 hours to complete, competitors climb 5000m during this 97km run from the Atlantic to the summit of Tenerife's Mount Teide, Spain's highest mountain. 
06:35The King of Queens Foe Pa: Arthur makes a fool of himself and ruins Carrie's job interview. 
07:00The King of Queens Tank Heaven Doug sabotages Carrie's relationship with her new colleagues. Spence and Danny use Arthur as a babe-magnet. 
07:25Everybody Loves Raymond Big Shots Ray tries to get to the front of the queue to meet the New York Mets' 1969 'miracle' team at the Baseball Hall of Fame. 
07:50Everybody Loves Raymond Move Over Ray comes to regret asking Debra to give him more space in bed when he has trouble sleeping at night. 
08:20Frasier The Perfect Guy When a handsome doctor joins the radio station as the host of a new show, Frasier can't believe he is as perfect as he seems and tries to find his flaw. 
08:50Frasier Bad Dog There's a hold-up at Caf? Nervosa, and Bulldog wrongfully takes the credit for saving Roz. Frasier can't handle Bulldog's five seconds of fame. 
09:20Frasier Frasier's Gotta Have It When Frasier begins dating a beautiful woman, he has trouble accepting that the relationship is largely built on physical attraction. 
09:55The Big Bang Theory The Rhinitis Revelation Sheldon's mother Mary comes to town and soon becomes a firm favourite with his group of friends, much to Sheldon's annoyance. (S5 Ep6/24) 
10:25The Big Bang Theory The Good Guy Fluctuation Leonard doubts his feelings for Priya when he kisses a girl he meets in the comic book shop. The gang pull pranks on Sheldon to celebrate Halloween. (S5 Ep7/24) 
10:50The Simpsons Another Simpsons Clip Show Inspired by The Bridges of Madison County, Marge sits the family down to discuss tales of love. Guest starring Michelle Pfeiffer. 
11:20The Simpsons Itchy and Scratchyland Bart and Lisa nag Homer into taking them to Itchy and Scratchy Land. But the Itchy and Scratchy robots go on a bloody killing spree... 
11:55Come Dine with Me Greater Manchester begins in fiesta style with David's Spanish evening. But on night three when Sukie dishes up a menu from her native South Korea, is her authentic dessert a step too far? 
12:55Four in a Bed Kicking off proceedings is The Cholmeley Arms in Lincolnshire, where John and Lesley Berry hope their country pub with rooms will impress, but come feedback, they are left wanting answers. 
13:25Four in a Bed The second visit is to the Islington Mill B&B in Salford, where hosts Joe Spencer and Louise Woodcock have a shock in store. And the menu-less vegan breakfast doesn't please all the guests. 
14:00Four in a Bed The third visit is to Pebbles B&B in Devon, the family home of Peter Morris. But not everyone likes the homely approach, and at feedback, Peter faces up to some home truths. 
14:30Four in a Bed The last visit of the week is to Tarr Farr Inn on Exmoor, where hosts Hilary Lester and Stacey Wade have to deal with tensions among their guests, one of whom is on the warpath. 
15:00Four in a Bed It's the last day of the competition and there's tension in the air. After some surprising payments, axes to grind, and plenty of friction, the winner is announced. 
15:30A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun Mother and daughter Jo and Frankie want to buy a holiday home in Spain's Benalmadena. With a budget of ?130,000, Ben Hillman shows them five incredible properties in amazing locations. 
16:30The People's Vet Kirkdale head nurse Lisa makes it her mission to nurture poorly hedgehog Spike back to full health. Pebbles the Chihuahua undergoes an operation to remove a nasty growth from her lip. (Ep3) 
17:35Escape to the Chateau: DIY Mandy and Steve decide to build a swimming pool at their chateau in the Dordogne. Michael invites Angel to do afternoon tea for the locals. Philip and Angelina go furniture shopping. (Ep6) 
18:30Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
19:00A Year in the New Forest The New Forest's hottest early summer for decades is heaven for myriad rare butterflies. As the pace of life slows, local people reflect on how fragile and unique the forest is. (Ep4/4) 
20:00Saving Planet Earth: Fixing a Hole The story of how we defeated the first great man-made threat to our planet's environment: the hole in the ozone layer. 
21:00Terminator Genisys Film (2015) Sci-fi action with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Emilia Clarke. Part five of the franchise follows Sarah Connor in an alternative timeline, as she takes on Skynet. Violence throughout. 
23:25Sin City: A Dame to Kill For Film (2014) Thriller sequel. Eva Green, Mickey Rourke, Jessica Alba, Josh Brolin and Joseph Gordon-Levitt star in four interlocking tales of sex, brutal violence, revenge and betrayal. 
01:20The Last Leg The final show in the current series of irreverent satire and sharp topical comedy. Adam Hills, Alex Brooker and Josh Widdicombe are joined by Lily Allen and Caitlyn Jenner. (S14 Ep9/9) 
02:15The Crystal Maze Richard Ayoade guides the Vikings team through the various zones where they'll learn the answer to the question: 'can you ever have too much testosterone in a room'? (S5 Ep5) 
03:10Hollyoaks Omnibus The McQueens arrive in Magaluf and reunite with Mercedes for her hen do, and on the day of Dirk's funeral Milo tries to prevent a camcorder message from being played. [SL] 
05:15Lost and Found Boxer cross Bow is hoping it's second time lucky after rehoming doesn't work out. A Weimaraner is handed in when his owner's situation changes. And a Siberian husky runs away from home.