This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 HD on Friday, February 28 2020

05:50Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Dr Linda Papadopoulos joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. 
06:30Cheers Coach's Daughter When Coach's daughter Lisa introduces her fiancé Roy - a slick, unscrupulous character who offends everyone - Coach can't understand why she puts up with him. (S1 Ep5/22) 
06:55Cheers Any Friend of Diane's Diane is dismayed when her old college friend Rebecca turns up at Cheers, on the rebound from an unhappy love affair, and tries to make a date with Sam. (S1 Ep6/22) 
07:25The King of Queens Cheap Saks Carrie agrees to befriend Doug's annoying ex-girlfriend (guest star Janeane Garofalo) and Spence gets himself a date with a man. 
07:45The King of Queens Damned Yanky Under sedation in hospital to have his appendix removed, Doug starts to fantasise about other women... out loud. 
08:10Everybody Loves Raymond In-Laws Debra's upper-class parents come to visit. Ray begs his parents to be nice to them, but when they all go out for a meal, it proves a tall order... 
08:40Everybody Loves Raymond Win, Lose or Draw Ray decides to ignore his dad's poker advice in order to prove that he doesn't need any help. But when he loses yet again, Debra wants him to ask for his money back. 
09:10Frasier Come Lie with Me When Joe stays overnight with Daphne, Frasier is shocked and Niles is... well, you can imagine. 
09:40Frasier Moon Dance When Niles decides it's time to start dating again, he takes Daphne to a posh society ball, but has she got the wrong idea about his intentions? 
10:10Undercover Boss Canada Domenic Primucci, president of Pizza Nova, which has been making and selling pizzas in Ontario since 1963, dons a disguise to go undercover among the staff in his own restaurants. 
11:05Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon Ramsay is in California at Jamaican restaurant Café Kingston. He meets micromanaging owner Dr Una Morris, who's also a radiotherapist in the clinic next door. Can he offer a remedy? 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Channel 4's midday news summary. 
12:05Find It, Fix It, Flog It In Herefordshire and Worcestershire, Henry Cole makes a table from the base of a broken agricultural grain mill, while Simon O'Brien creates a garden seat from an old mangle. (S3 Ep20) 
13:05Posh Pawn James reluctantly takes to the skies in a plane with folding wings. Former Big Brother housemate Chelsea Singh wants to borrow £50,000 against his beloved Bentley. (S6 Ep5) 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Dr Linda Papadopoulos joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. 
15:00A Place in the Sun Kim and Rob love the traditional white villages of Andalusia, the Pueblos Blancos, and are looking for a bolthole to enjoy with all the family. Can Danni Menzies find the ideal property? 
16:00A New Life in the Sun: Where... ...Are They Now?: We revisit a takeaway business on the Costa del Sol and a glampsite in France facing a tough first season. A diver contemplates business after Brexit. (S2 Ep5/10) 
17:00Couples Come Dine with Me In Berkshire, Sati and Jesse serve up a traditional Punjabi menu, Nick follows orders from Dinara, and things get heated in Harry and Charlotte's kitchen. 
18:00The Simpsons What to Expect When Bart's Expecting Bart becomes a guru to couples in Springfield who want to have a baby when he puts a spell on his art teacher, who then falls pregnant. (S25 Ep18/22) 
18:30Hollyoaks Liam and his heavies trash The Dog in front of a scared Mercedes. Sid is worried for Juliet's safety. As Tony prepares for the perfect date with Diane, Edward plots to ruin everything. 
19:00Channel 4 News Including sport and weather. 
20:00Jamie and Jimmy's Friday Night... ...Feast Jamie and Jimmy bring back fond memories for Sir Patrick Stewart. Jimmy creates a rotating garden, and they discover how to re-use grain from brewing beer. (S6 Ep9) 
21:00New: Gogglebox Britain's sharpest armchair critics share more of their insightful, passionate and sometimes emotional critiques of the week's biggest and best shows. (S15 Ep2) 
22:00Live: The Last Leg Daisy May and Charlie Cooper, the stars of the sitcom This Country, join Adam Hills, Alex Brooker and Josh Widdicombe to give their take on the week's main talking points. (S19 Ep7) 
23:05New: The Big Narstie Show Louis Theroux, rapper Kano, comedian Sara Pascoe and social media star Stevo the Madman join grime legend Big Narstie and comedian Mo Gilligan for more chat, comedy and music. (S3 Ep4/6) 
00:10Dumb and Dumber To Film (2014) Gross-out comedy sequel with Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels. Two decades after their first one, Harry and Lloyd take another idiocy-and-incident-packed road trip. Strong language/sex. 
02:00The Simpsons The Crepes of Wrath Bart goes on a foreign exchange to France, where he stays with a couple of slave-driving wine-makers. 
02:30The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror XXV Bart and Lisa are taken to a demonic alternate universe, Moe leads a terrifying Clockwork Orange-style gang, and the Simpsons are haunted by ghosts. (S26 Ep22/22) 
02:55Come Dine with Me In Surrey, the first host, 38-year-old chauffeur James, is eager to bring a taste of the tropics with his Caribbean-inspired menu. (Ep1/5) 
03:25Come Dine with Me Nail technician Myle serves traditional Vietnamese food in Surrey, but the pressure mounts when her mum shows up in the kitchen. And Caroline and Ben unearth Myle's guilty pleasure. (Ep2/5) 
03:50Come Dine with Me Surrey. Hairdresser Ben wants to wow his guests by putting on a Mexican fiesta. Will a night of mariachis and piñatas win them over? (Ep3/5) 
04:20Come Dine with Me Surrey. Music teacher Caroline hosts a bright and beautiful night with food full of charisma and charm - plus there's singing, dancing and nursery rhymes. (Ep4/5) 
04:45Come Dine with Me Surrey. Uber-competitive businessman John is banking on his home-cooked menu to bag him the prize, but will his one-upmanship and lengthy anecdotes let him down? (Ep5/5) 
05:15Cooking Up a Fortune It's the final night in the Food Arena. One pair make their most complex dish so far, but have they overstretched themselves? The others take a risk that could scupper their chances. (Ep15) 
05:40Kirstie's Fill Your House for Free Kirstie Allsopp and the team help Jasbinder, a single mother from west London, with a new bedroom for two of her children and a refurbishment of her bathroom and front garden. 
06:00Mike & Molly Mike's Feet Mike and his police partner Carl begin to get on each other's nerves after working too many double shifts together during a snowstorm. (S1 Ep17)