This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 HD on Wednesday, October 18 2017

05:35Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Michael Whitehall is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
06:20The King of Queens Connect Four Doug and Carrie try to split up two couples to form the perfect couple to accompany them to the basketball. Arthur's parking ticket scam backfires badly. 
06:45The King of Queens Loaner Car Doug convinces Carrie to help Deacon out with the cooking and looking after his kids over Thanksgiving, but things start to go wrong when Deacon tastes her cooking. 
07:10The King of Queens Mentalo Case Doug and Deacon fight over a childhood toy, and chaos ensues when Arthur finds out what Carrie's getting him for Christmas. 
07:40Everybody Loves Raymond A Job for Robert Ray is jealous when Marie starts treating Robert better than him. 
08:05Everybody Loves Raymond A Date for Peter Amy's parents ask Ray to give their son, Peter, some tips on dating. Debra throws a cocktail party but Ray isn't impressed by the guest list. 
08:35Everybody Loves Raymond Favors Marie helps Debra to deal with Ray, who has a bad habit of always leaving his possessions lying around the house. 
09:05Frasier The Proposal A fussy Niles leaves nothing to chance when he plans the perfect evening as the backdrop for asking Daphne to be his wife. 
09:35Frasier Wheels of Fortune Lilith's half brother Blaine Sternin (Michael Keaton) comes to town seeking Frasier's forgiveness for his past misdeeds. 
10:05Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon Ramsay visits Lela's, a fine-dining restaurant in Pomona, California, run by inexperienced owner Lela and young chef Ricky. Can Gordon save them from disaster? 
11:00Undercover Boss USA Jeff Young, co-owner of custom signs company Yesco, puts on a disguise to go undercover in his own business and meets staff who have suffered misfortunes but remain dedicated to their jobs. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Includes sport and weather. 
12:05Come Dine with Me In Wolverhampton, straight-talking Shermayne can't hide her disgust at Curtis's home-cooked food. And disco fan Carl hopes a night filled with dance floor classics will bag him the grand. 
13:05A New Life in the Sun A couple's dream of a new life in France running a yoga retreat falls at the first hurdle, and a hairdresser has grand plans to expand in the Costa Blanca. 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Adrian Chiles is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
15:00Find It, Fix It, Flog It In this episode, Henry finds a treat for restorer Guy, and Simon creates stunning table lamps from old theatre lights. 
16:00My Kitchen Rules Midway through the Midlands and Wales region, microbrewery owner Ray and his friend and colleague Simon prepare their three course menu, which features beer in every course. 
17:00Four in a Bed For the third visit the group head to The Black Swan Inn in Pickering, Yorkshire, where Phil and Jill have spent large sums to bring their 18th century inn up to their exacting standards. 
17:30Steph and Dom's One Star to... ...Five Star: The Daleshurst guest house in Paignton. Steph and Dom challenge the owners to offer seafood BBQ, create an al fresco dining area, and give a masterclass by the sea. 
18:00The Simpsons Milhouse of Sand and Fog Milhouse's parents reunite, but Milhouse is annoyed because he receives less attention from them. Will they stay together for good? Homer catches chicken pox. 
18:30Hollyoaks This special episode concentrates on a day in the life of teens Peri, Yasmine and Lily, alongside their guardians Leela, Misbah and Diane. 
19:00Channel 4 News This week's News also includes highlights from the finalists in The Rory Peck Awards which honour freelance filmmakers who bring the world's stories to our screens. 
20:00Ugly House to Lovely House... ...with George Clarke: In Gloucestershire, George teams Simon and Lisa up with a creative architect to come up with a scheme to turn their terrifying house into a modern home. (S2 Ep1/6) 
21:00Grand Designs Fred and Saffron build a home in the Peak District on a 30 degree slope, with the top floor in plain sight and two post-industrial style floors buried into the thick limestone below. (Ep7) 
22:00Trump and Russia: Sex, Spies... ...and Scandal: Did the Trump campaign collude with the Russians? Matt Frei investigates this epic tale of mystery and intrigue, exploring deep links between Trump confidants and Russia. 
23:05How to Get a Council House The programme explores the problems caused by a lack of affordable housing. Labourer Florin and his family live in one room. Jane has two jobs but is in arrears with her rent. (S3 Ep3/3) 
00:10Educating Greater Manchester This episode meets the Year 7s and new teacher Mr Humphreys who faces a challenge with mischievous friends Tiger and Billy. And can Jacob, who's 11, win back his ex-girlfriend Lily? (Ep7/8) 
01:05Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon Ramsay visits Michon's, a family-run smokehouse eatery in Atlanta, Georgia, whose future is in doubt because of the owner's ill health and his daughter's hands-off management style. 
01:55Letters to Juliet Film (2010) Romantic drama. Amanda Seyfried stars as a bride-to-be who unexpectedly embarks on a romance-imbued journey after reading a 50-year-old love letter. With Vanessa Redgrave. [SL] 
03:40Best of Both Worlds In Leicestershire, Jane and Rhys want big city bustle while still being near green spaces. In Tunbridge Wells, Olly and Jeff want to downsize now their five children have flown the nest. 
04:35Building the Dream Herefordshire couple Tim and Fliss hope to get on the property ladder by self-building their first home together on a tiny strip of family land. Can Charlie Luxton help? (S2 Ep9/12) 
05:30Kirstie's Vintage Gems Kirstie Allsopp shows how forgotten furniture can be liberated from landfill, as she teams up with furniture maker Simon Bell to revive an old dining room chair. 
05:35Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Adrian Chiles is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent.