This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 HD on Monday, December 11 2017

05:35Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Paul Zenon is in Dictionary Corner. 
06:203rd Rock from the Sun See Dick Continue to Run, Continued As Evil Dick attempts to seduce Mary Albright, the other aliens help the real Dick to escape from his prison and challenge the troublesome interloper. 
06:453rd Rock from the Sun Hotel Dick Appalled by the treatment of aliens in a hit sci-fi movie, the Solomons attend a science-fiction convention to set the record straight. Sally gets hooked on room service. 
07:103rd Rock from the Sun Big Angry Virgin from Outer Space Sally and Mr Randell's relationship comes under pressure, but Dick's idea that sex will solve all their problems is no help. Harry tries video dating. 
07:35Everybody Loves Raymond Pet the Bunny As a challenge, Ray writes a eulogy for Frank, who hasn't died yet. In it, he describes a memory of watching his tough dad pet the family bunny, Hoppy. 
08:00Everybody Loves Raymond Who Am I? After Ray and Debra spend an evening apart, Ray admits he no longer enjoys his juvenile pursuits with his friends. 
08:30Everybody Loves Raymond Robert Needs Money After deciding to lend Robert $1000 when he complains he's struggling, Ray and Debra are surprised when he uses the loan for a holiday. 
09:00Frasier Sleeping with the Enemy Frasier marches into Kate's office demanding a pay rise. So why do they end up playing tonsil hockey instead? 
09:35Frasier The Adventures of Bad Boy and Dirty Girl It's the morning after, and Kate and Frasier are worried about the consequences of their fling. 
10:05Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon Ramsay visits Plainfield, New Jersey, to save floundering soul food eatery Blackberry's. 
11:00Jamie's Ultimate Christmas Jamie Oliver shares his 20 years of experience cooking Christmas dinner and festive treats with tips on turkey, gravy, sprouts and roasties, cocktails and gooey chocolate pudding. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Includes sport and weather. 
12:05Kirstie's Handmade Christmas Kirstie Allsopp helps glam-up Christmas with some cracking wrapping and cards. 
12:25The Dog Who Saved Christmas Film (2009) Family comedy-drama. A failed police dog gets a chance to prove himself when his owners go away for Christmas and two burglars decide to take advantage of the situation. 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Paul Zenon is in Dictionary Corner. 
15:00Lost and Found A rescued puppy found in a car park in Leeds steals the heart of a Dogs Trust carer. A stray lurcher hit by a car is nursed back to health, and the search is on for a Romanian rescue dog. 
16:00A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun Bernie and George want to move from the UK to the Spanish area of Oliva. The pressure is on for Jasmine to find them a forever home, but with five serious contenders which will they choose? 
17:00Kirstie's Handmade Christmas Brand new series offering an explosion of festive cheer from Kirstie Allsopp's Christmas HQ. In the first episode, Kirstie hosts a magical Christmas cake-decorating competition. (1/10) 
18:00The Simpsons Luca$ Marge is concerned when Lisa starts dating competitive eater-in-training Lucas. Bart gets free gifts from Snake after helping the convict to escape from a tight spot. (S25 Ep16/22) 
18:30Hollyoaks Darren brings Jack back from hospital, while Luke is still obsessing over Mark Gibbs. Sienna thinks Joel is working with Warren and lashes out when he takes Sebastian for a walk. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
20:00Paul Hollywood: A Baker's Life Paul looks back at his early career, from an apprentice baker to working at a five star stately home. On the menu this time are fresh fruit donuts, pork pie and Danish pastries. (Ep3/4) 
20:30Supershoppers Are upmarket tonic waters worth their price? And can G&T aficionados tell the difference? Anna and Sabrina also check out high street coffee chains, and phone chargers. (S4 Ep3/4) 
21:00999: What's Your Emergency? Over 88,000 under-18s were arrested in the UK last year. This episode meets the police in Wiltshire as more and more young people challenge their authority. (S5 Ep7) 
22:00First Dates Tattooed yoga lover Jack, vibrant 70-year-old fashion stylist Christine and Stetson-wearing Simon from Dallas are among the diners looking for love in this episode. (S9 Ep12) 
23:05Don't Tell the Bride Australian-born Adam is taking a risk planning an '80s Aussie soap' wedding when bride-to-be Rachel is hoping for something classy and sophisticated. (Ep3) 
00:05One Born Every Minute 'Tattooed lady' Sazzie and 'scary biker' Adam are having their first baby. So are Jen, who has Crohn's disease, and ex-soldier John. Jeannie is having her fourth and final baby. (S10 Ep7) 
01:05The Rewrite Film (2014) Romcom with Hugh Grant, Marisa Tomei and Bella Heathcote. An Oscar-winning screenwriter takes a university teaching job when his movie career stalls. But he gets off to a bad start. 
02:55Can We Live with Robots? Internationally-acclaimed dancer and choreographer Akram Khan travels the world, exploring the impact of robots on humans, for an exhilarating new dance piece with dancer Ching-Ying Chien. [SL] 
03:50Phil Spencer: Secret Agent Phil helps a retired couple in Ashurst Wood to make their cluttered 1950s house more appealing, and a Weybridge brother and sister get advice on bringing their 60s home back to the future. [SL] 
04:45Kirstie's Vintage Gems Kirstie Allsopp brings the swinging 60s to Amber and Colin's seaside pad in Edinburgh's Portobello. 
05:05Kirstie's Fill Your House for Free Kirstie looks at upcycling in Bath. 
05:10Draw It! Mel Giedroyc hosts as two teams, made up of one contestant and one celebrity, put their drawing skills to the test. This time it's Brian Conley and Myleene Klass. 
05:35Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Paul Zenon is in Dictionary Corner.