This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 HD on Sunday, February 16 2020

06:00The King of Queens Steve Moscow Doug and Carrie encourage the Russian workers to repair their house by plying them with vodka. 
06:25The King of Queens Cowardly Lyin' Doug gets caught lying to Carrie to avoid going to the opera and admits he regularly bends the truth for an easy life. 
06:50Everybody Loves Raymond Not So Fast Ray and Debra are shocked to discover that Frank and Marie are going to be thrown out of their apartment. 
07:15Everybody Loves Raymond Angry Sex Ray discovers that Debra becomes more passionate when she argues with Marie, so he concocts a series of lies in an attempt to boost his love life. 
07:40The Big Bang Theory The Vacation Solution Sheldon helps Amy in her biology lab after he is forced to use up two weeks of holiday, but he is bored by the tasks she gives him. (S5 Ep16/24) 
08:00The Big Bang Theory The Rothman Disintegration Sheldon and Kripke argue over who should get Professor Rothman's vacant corner office. Amy buys Penny some art to celebrate their friendship. (S5 Ep17/24) 
08:25Beat the Chef Chef Frederick Forster and a plucky amateur compete to whip up their version of a 'Steak Rossini' - perfectly cooked steak on a crisp crouton with a chicken parfait and rich sauce. (Ep19) 
08:55Beat the Chef A home cook faces the dessert round and the challenge of making a tastier apple tart than chef Frederick Forster. Whose apples will be sweetest and whose pastry the most delicious? (Ep20) 
09:30Sunday Brunch Tim Lovejoy and Simon Rimmer host with guests Katy Wix, Ben Bailey Smith, Nadine Coyle and Anne-Marie, who performs live. 
12:30The Simpsons Large Marge Marge accidentally gets breast implants after mistakenly thinking that Homer was flirting with two businesswomen while he was building houses for the homeless. 
12:55The Simpsons Helter Skelter The Simpsons' house must be fumigated after a hockey player gives his termite-infested stick to Lisa, and the only place the family can find to live is in a TV show. 
13:25The Simpsons The Great Louse Detective When someone tries to murder Homer, Chief Wiggum seeks help from a person who understands the mind of a killer by letting Sideshow Bob out of prison. 
13:50The Simpsons Special Edna (a.k.a. Love and Marking): Bart feels sorry for Mrs Krabappel after Skinner stands her up again to attend to his mother's whims. 
14:20The Simpsons The Dad Who Knew Too Little Homer hires a detective to spy on Lisa so he can get to know her better. But when Homer doesn't pay him, the detective frames Lisa and she has to go on the run. 
14:50Ice Age 2: The Meltdown Film (2006) Animated comedy sequel. Manny the mammoth, Sid the sloth and sabretooth tiger Diego must leave the safety of their valley when it's threatened with flooding by a melting glacier. 
16:30Night at the Museum Film (2006) Fantasy comedy starring Ben Stiller. A museum security guard discovers that an ancient curse makes the exhibits on display at his workplace come to life after dark, causing chaos. 
18:35Channel 4 News Including sport and weather. 
19:00The Great Pottery Throw Down Melanie Sykes hosts as the battle of the clay continues. It's Greek Week, and the potters sculpt a nude Greek statue and throw Greek jugs at the wheel. (Ep6) 
20:00New: My Family and the Galapagos Monty Halls and his family are settling into life on the island of Isabela. They find flamingos in an unexpected place and get to know a big fish with a bad reputation. (S2 Ep2/4) 
21:00New: Homeland Deception Indicated In the final season, Carrie recovers from her time in a gulag with a fractured memory. Saul is sent to Afghanistan to broker peace talks with the Taliban. (S8 Ep1/12) 
22:15New: The Battle for Hong Kong From the front line of Hong Kong's street protests, the story of how five young activists' lives are changed forever as they fight for democracy. 
23:15Men in Black 3 Film (2012) Tough sci-fi comedy sequel with Will Smith, Tommy Lee Jones, Josh Brolin and Jemaine Clement. Agent J travels to the 1960s to stop his friend from being killed by a monstrous alien. 
01:05Love Is Strange Film (2014) Drama starring John Lithgow and Alfred Molina as two men who tie the knot after being together for 40 years. But getting married has unexpected consequences. Some strong language. 
02:40Come Dine with Me Hosting in Hull are housewife Beccy, DJ Paul, glam marketing girl Eve and amateur dramatics director Mark. There are eyebrow-raising pictures, 'one Hull of a menu' and a memorable dress. 
03:30Losing It: Our Mental Health... ...Emergency A look at Street Triage, a blue-light rapid response team in Nottinghamshire, where the number of attempted suicides is staggering and ward beds are in short supply. (Ep4/4) [SL] 
04:25Building the Dream In West Sussex, Med and Chandni build a large home on a tiny budget by doing the work themselves. But determination and optimism will only get you so far. Can Charlie Luxton help? (S8 Ep3) [SL] 
05:20Cooking Up a Fortune Essex boys Danny and Paul struggle to translate their spin on the Sunday roast into sales. Saskia and Jamie have to contend with cooking everything to order. (Ep12) 
05:50Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Paul Sinha is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent.