This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 HD on Thursday, April 18 2019

05:50Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Tim Vine is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
06:25Cheers Dinner at Eight-ish Frasier moves in with his girlfriend Lilith and they invite Sam and Diane over to dinner to celebrate, but the evening goes awry when an argument develops. (S5 Ep20/26) 
06:55Cheers Simon Says A friend of Frasier's drops in at the bar and when Diane learns he is an eminent marriage guidance counsellor, she asks him to assess her relationship with Sam. (S5 Ep21/26) 
07:20Cheers The Godfather Part III Sam's goddaughter Joyce arrives in Boston to attend college. Sam asks Woody to show her around, mistakenly thinking that he'll keep her out of trouble. (S5 Ep22/26) 
07:45Frasier The Fight Before Christmas An apprehensive Daphne believes Niles is finally going to reveal his true feelings for her. Frasier throws a poorly attended party. 
08:10Frasier Winnebago Show Frasier and Niles are forced to spend their Millennium New Year driving to Sun Valley in Martin's Winnebago. 
08:40Frasier They're Playing Our Song Frasier goes all-out when he's inspired to write a new theme for his radio show. 
09:10Everybody Loves Raymond Who's Handsome? Ray starts to feel insecure about his looks after hearing Debra compliment Robert on his appearance. 
09:40Everybody Loves Raymond The Car Debra refuses to drive the car Ray buys from his parents after finding out that Ray 'got lucky' in it as a teenager. 
10:10Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon Ramsay visits The Olde Stone Mill in Tuckahoe, New York, beautifully restored but empty of customers. 
11:05Car S.O.S Tim Shaw and Fuzz Townshend restore Tony's 1962 Jaguar Mark 2 - which has been stored in a garage for nearly two decades - to its former glory. (S5 Ep2/10) 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Channel 4's midday news summary 
12:05Come Dine with Me Four strangers from in and around Essex attempt to host their way to the prize. The first host, geezer Kevin, hopes to use his skills as a kitchenware salesman to charm his guests. 
13:05Escape to the Chateau: DIY Billy and Gwendoline have to track down some wild boar. Clive and Tanith attempt to make a self-sufficient dish. Paul continues the task of converting the water tower into an office. (Ep14) 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Paul Zenon is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
15:00A Place in the Sun: Home or Away Retired teacher Colin dreams of owning a Spanish bolthole to enjoy regular getaways in the sunshine. Ben Hillman uses all his skills to find five properties along the eastern Costa del Sol. 
16:00A New Life in the Sun A Shropshire family are pushed to the limit in France, a couple from Cambridge juggle pets and guests and we meet a couple from London stirring up the juice market on the Riviera. (S4 Ep29) 
17:00Four in a Bed The fourth visit is to The Lodge B&B in Cannock, Staffordshire, where hosts Lee and Marie Garnett are hoping their guests take to their homely B&B, but have they done enough to win? 
17:30Extreme Cake Makers Molly tackles a tricky T-Rex fourth birthday cake for a little boy's big day. Michelle takes on a commission close to home, and Ben's next cake requires military precision. (S4 Ep14) 
18:00The Simpsons The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer The family adopts a gangster lifestyle after mobster Fat Tony's son declares that he would rather be a chef than his father's heir apparent. 
18:30Hollyoaks Ollie tells Mandy and Darren who the father of the baby is. Sinead comes clean to Cleo, while Sienna plans to trick Laurie into a confession about him harassing her. Kyle is threatened. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
20:00New: Naked Beach In a sunny Greek retreat, where guests bare all to get over their body issues, Jolie faces up to her vitiligo, David deals with his shape, and Danielle embraces her curves. (Ep2) 
21:00New: Grand Designs: The Street Paul and Blanka hope to build an ambitious and cheap eco-home as part of Britain's most extensive self-build project. But the project costs the family more than they bargained for. (Ep3/6) 
22:00New: Lee and Dean The acclaimed comedy returns. When Lee finds himself with nowhere to live, Dean invites him back to the flat - but it's a very different place now with Dani there. (S2 Ep2/6) 
22:3024 Hours in Police Custody More real-life crime drama. Detectives investigate the sudden death of a 48-year-old woman in Cambridgeshire, and the hunt for clues takes the investigation right across Europe. (S8 Ep6) 
23:35Gogglebox What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of Our Planet, This Morning, Britain's Got Talent, Line of Duty, Blind Date, and 24 Hours in Police Custody? (S13 Ep8) 
00:35Joe Lycett's Got Your Back Comedian Joe Lycett is after scammers and frauds as he defends the consumer rights of the Great British public. Celebrity guest Kathy Burke helps Joe slug it out with a big bank. (Ep1) 
01:05Life After Lock-Up Documentary series following ex-offenders as they attempt to reintegrate into society. Tracey faces a night on the streets. Rhys's past catches up with him. Azhar fights temptation. (Ep2/3) 
02:00Undercover Boss Australia Tony Braxton-Smith, CEO for Great Southern Rail, goes undercover at the company to meet some of the inspirational people that work for him. 
02:50Unreported World Marcel Theroux meets people who've fallen foul of Pakistan's strict blasphemy laws, and the lawyers and activists who are determined to see them sentenced to death. (S37 Ep2/6) [SL] 
03:15Coast vs Country John and Sue want to move to Lincolnshire to be closer to their family. Sue wants a rural retreat surrounded by country views, while John dreams of living near the water. (S1 Ep21/30) 
04:10French Collection Béziers and Cambridge Jules puts her own stamp on some vintage beer pumps, Keith falls for a mannequin, and Vicky shows how to shabby chic a table and chest of drawers. 
05:05Kirstie's Homemade Home The ladies at Merched Y Wawr, the Welsh version of the Women's Institute, show Kirstie how to make pretty petals using gelatine. 
05:10The £100K Drop Davina McCall is joined by work colleagues Alex and Katie from Suffolk, and, from Leeds, Ellie and her stepdad Kev. Can they beat the drop? (S1 Ep26)