This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 HD on Monday, August 19 2019

05:50Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Dr Linda Papadopoulos is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
06:30Mike & Molly Happy Halloween Mike is thoroughly spooked when Molly's boss invites them to a costume party at his house on Halloween night, which is a holiday he always dreads. (S2 Ep6) 
06:55Mike & Molly Carl Meets a Lady Carl tries to get a date with an attractive woman he spots at the diner, but he worries that this new love connection might be out of his league. (S2 Ep7) 
07:20The King of Queens Double Downer Carrie and Doug go on an anniversary trip to Atlantic City with Doug's boss. 
07:45The King of Queens Dougie Nights Doug and Deacon go clubbing and Doug discovers that he enjoys it. Meanwhile, Carrie feels threatened by her new colleague, who looks just like her. 
08:10Everybody Loves Raymond How They Met Ray and Debra reminisce about how they first met 15 years earlier, including the first time Ray sampled Debra's cooking. 
08:40Everybody Loves Raymond B**b Job Debra decides to conduct an experiment after seeing Ray's reaction to her friend's new and improved breasts. 
09:10Frasier It Takes Two to Tangle Frasier and Niles desperately search for a wealthy patron to lend support to the failing prep school they both attended. 
09:40Frasier Forgotten But Not Gone Frasier resigns from his beloved wine club to avoid a conflict of interest when he begins a new radio show about wine. 
10:10The Big Bang Theory The Middle Earth Paradigm Penny decides to host a big Halloween party, putting Leonard, Sheldon, Howard and Raj through a demanding new test of their social skills. (S1 Ep6/17) 
10:35The Big Bang Theory The Dumpling Paradox When Howard seduces Penny's friend and spends the night with her in Penny's flat, Penny asks if she can sleep on Leonard and Sheldon's sofa. (S1 Ep7/17) 
11:00The Simpsons The Lastest Gun in the West Bart befriends an old cowboy who used to be a film star and tries to help him regain his fame, but Bart isn't prepared for his new hero's love of booze. 
11:30The Simpsons $pringfield (or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling): Homer gets a job at Mr Burns' new casino and Marge becomes addicted to the slot machines. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Channel 4's midday news summary. 
12:05A New Life in the Sun Brits try to rent out their treehouse in France. In Spain, an Anglo Dutch couple race to open their new bistro, and two pensioners from Cambridgeshire fight to save their gite. (S4 Ep26) 
13:05Posh Pawnbrokers Bosses Larry and Neil at Cashbrokers in Cornwall consider deals on some very rare vintage champagne and wine. In Kent, brothers Patrick and Charlie look at an unusual mechanical calculator. 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Dr Linda Papadopoulos is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
15:00A Place in the Sun Julie and Jerry have been married for 33 years; with Jerry due to retire soon, the time is right to buy a holiday home in Brittany, France. Will Jasmine Harman find them the perfect place? 
16:00The 100K Drop Davina McCall is joined by Jayne and her father Patrick from West Drayton, and Sarah and Becca, sisters from Liverpool. But can either pair beat The 100k Drop? (S3 Ep26) 
17:00Come Dine with Me The competition takes place in and around Sheffield where first host chocolate shop manager - and party girl - Ginnette hopes to win over her guests with a menu of fun family favourites. 
17:30The Simpsons Homer Loves Flanders Homer realises that he likes Flanders and starts to hang around with him all the time. Unfortunately, Flanders realises that he's not so keen on Homer... 
18:00The Simpsons Gump Roast Aliens Kang and Kodos, decide that as Homer is the 'fat, selfish epitome of modern man' the earth must be destroyed. Guest starring Stephen Hawking and U2 as themselves. 
18:30Hollyoaks Goldie is forced to lie to her mum about Joel. Maxine has some distressing news for Damon, and Liam tries to fix things with Bobby. There's a shocking discovery in the village. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
20:00New: Food Unwrapped Jimmy Doherty investigates whether protein supplements really build a buff body; Matt finds out which foods generate the most wind; and Kate Quilton lifts the lid on peanut butter. 
21:00New: Call the Cops Juggling Chainsaws This series goes inside the nerve centre of policing - the police communications and control centre - to shed light on law and order in modern Britain. (Ep1) 
22:00New: Stath Lets Flats Comedy with Greek-Cypriot letting agent Stath (Jamie Demetriou). Stath is struggling with his brash new boss, old rivals and new clients, while Sophie tries to move on from Al. (S2 Ep1/6) 
22:30New: Born Famous: Michelle Mone Entrepreneur Michelle Mone's daughter Bethany discovers what life could have been like if her mother wasn't a multi-millionaire, visiting her mum's old neighbourhood in Glasgow. (Ep3/4) 
23:30First Dates Fred and his Cupids bid adieu to the winter blues as they welcome more hopeful singletons to the First Dates restaurant. Georgia is looking for a football-playing Cara Delevingne. (S12 Ep1) 
00:30The Secret Teacher Millionaire Kate Stewart becomes a support worker in a Sheffield school, where rule-breaker Zain, and Molly, who has a poor attendance record, catch her eye as pupils of potential. (Ep2/4) [SL] 
01:25Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA The second half of a two-part special. Can Gordon bring together the fragmented Saffron family and save The Burger Kitchen in Los Angeles? 
02:15Come Dine with Me In Northampton, Russell serves camel meatballs; Justyna is confident about her Polish food; Mr T impersonator John reveals his celeb lifestyle; and Brenda serves home cooking with a twist. 
03:10The Lateish Show with Mo Gilligan Mo Gilligan is joined by Ashley Banjo and Tom Davis for chat, unexpected music performances, sketches and games where viewers can win a prize. (Ep5/6) 
04:05Grand Designs New Zealand A keen skier who is a fan of Alpine homes constructs a new log house using traditional techniques in Horopito, at the base of Mount Ruapehu on the North Island. (S3 Ep2) 
04:55The 100K Drop Davina McCall is joined by Jayne and her father Patrick from West Drayton, and Sarah and Becca, sisters from Liverpool. But can either pair beat The 100k Drop? (S3 Ep26) 
05:50Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Dr Linda Papadopoulos is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent.