This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 HD on Saturday, January 26 2019

05:55The King of Queens Food Fight Carrie is jealous when Doug falls for Spence's new girlfriend's excellent cooking. 
06:20The King of Queens Double Downer Carrie and Doug go on an anniversary trip to Atlantic City with Doug's boss. 
06:45The King of Queens Dougie Nights Doug and Deacon go clubbing and Doug discovers that he enjoys it. Meanwhile, Carrie feels threatened by her new colleague, who looks just like her. 
07:10Everybody Loves Raymond Golf Ray's guilt about lying to Debra so that he can play golf turns into stress, for which his doctor prescribes a surprising cure. 
07:35Everybody Loves Raymond Anniversary At Frank and Marie's anniversary party, Ray feels guilty that his parents split up for a year and only got back together after Ray fell off his bike. 
08:05Frasier Cranes Go Caribbean Frasier is horrified when he learns Martin, Niles and Daphne are going to accompany him on his trip to Belize with Claire. 
08:35Frasier Don Juan in Hell (Part 1/2): As Frasier returns from a disastrous trip to Belize with his family, he is faced with the ghosts of past loves. 
09:05The Big Bang Theory The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition Stuart from the comic book shop invites Amy out on a date. Consumed by jealousy, Sheldon then asks her to be his girlfriend. (S5 Ep10/24) 
09:30The Big Bang Theory The Speckerman Recurrence Leonard confronts the man who bullied him in high school, while Penny realises she did her fair share of tormenting in the past. (S5 Ep11/24) 
09:55The Big Bang Theory The Shiny Trinket Maneuver When Sheldon is dismissive of Amy's career, Penny, Raj and Leonard teach him that sometimes it's a good idea to pretend to care about things. (S5 Ep12/24) 
10:25The Simpsons Jaws Wired Shut Homer becomes a good listener and a calming influence when his jaw is wired shut after he runs into a statue. But Marge is disturbed by his new personality... 
10:55The Simpsons The Bart Wants What It Wants Rainier Wolfcastle's daughter (guest star Reese Witherspoon) develops a crush on Bart. 
11:25The Simpsons The Lastest Gun in the West Bart befriends an old cowboy who used to be a film star and tries to help him regain his fame, but Bart isn't prepared for his new hero's love of booze. 
11:55Four in a Bed The competition begins at Oaklea Barns Guest House in Merseyside, where Mandi Magee and partner Paul Green think their impeccable standards will wow their rivals. 
12:25Four in a Bed The second visit is to The Guest House Worsthorne in Lancashire, where partners Dave and Sanchia aim to win over their guests with their 300-year-old cottage turned guesthouse. 
12:55Four in a Bed The group heads to Sleeperdorm Backpacker Hotel in Newcastle, where Ian Nicholls hopes they'll leave their designer gear at the door and bunk up in his cheap and cheerful dorms. 
13:25Four in a Bed The final visit is to The Parsonage Hotel and Spa in York, where Mark Toole and Natalie Allcock look to wow their guests with their country manor, complete with pub, spa and restaurant. 
13:55Four in a Bed It's the final day of the competition and the B&B owners are meeting for the last time to find out what they've been paid. After the tit-for-tat tirade, the winning B&B is announced. 
14:25A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun Neil Turner and his fiancée Zoe Brown from Leeds love Ibiza so much they're planning on getting married and buying a holiday home there. Ben Hillman shows them five properties for £160,000. 
15:30Sun, Sea and Brides To Be New series following the work of a group of wedding planners in Cyprus. A groom struggles to fit in his suit on the big day, and one wedding venue turns into a nuptial nightmare. (Ep1/20) 
16:30Location, Location, Location The property gurus head for the North West, to Cumbria and Lancashire, helping a couple seeking a bigger home, and a climber to successfully relocate to the Lake District. (S31 Ep4) 
17:35The Secret Life of the Zoo Pregnant rhino Asha goes into labour at night. Mantis Minnie is looking for her first sexual partner, but female mantises have a habit of eating their partners while mating. (S6 Ep3) 
18:30Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
19:00Spying on the Royals This two-part documentary blows the lid on one of Britain's most controversial espionage operations: when our spies targeted Edward VIII and his American lover Wallis Simpson. (Ep1/2) 
20:00Hidden Britain by Drone Sir Tony Robinson's flying cameras reveal a top-secret underground Cold War bunker, a super-sized luxury car emporium and rusting sea-forts that were once a hideaway for pirates. (S2 Ep2/4) 
21:00xXx: Return of Xander Cage Film (2017) Action-thriller sequel starring Vin Diesel. The thrill-seeking secret agent returns for another mission. Co-starring Donnie Yen and Toni Collette. Violence/sex/strong language. 
23:05Fast & Furious 6 Film (2013) Street-racing action-thriller sequel starring Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, Dwayne Johnson and Michelle Rodriguez. The gang are given a chance to clear their criminal records. Violence. 
01:25The Last Leg The award-winning live satirical comedy returns. Host Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker are joined by celebrity guests to dissect the week's news. (S16 Ep1/10) 
02:20The Simpsons Weekend at Burnsie's Dr Hibbert puts Homer on medicinal marijuana after he is attacked by a murder of crows. 
02:45Hollyoaks Omnibus Simone is on the warpath as she turns up at Breda's farm, while Louis, who is being held hostage inside, manages to break free. Ste agrees to help his stepdad if it means he will leave. [SL] 
05:00Come Dine with Me Royalist Brendan doesn't understand Andrew's Brian Blessed-themed evening in Brighton. Karen serves pink food. Rock chick Binny thinks she has the competition sewn up. 
05:55The King of Queens No Orleans Doug and Carrie find an expired cheque in an old unopened wedding present from Doug's annoying cousin. Can they convince him to write another one?