This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 HD on Tuesday, January 16 2018

05:35Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Richard Arnold is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
06:203rd Rock from the Sun D3 Judgment Day: Dick realises that his romantic unavailability is making him more attractive to Mary. Don tries to teach Sally to bowl but finds her unorthodox style somewhat alarming. 
06:453rd Rock from the Sun Indecent Dick Dick has no problem with Sally posing nude for Playpen Magazine, but when he learns that Mary did the same thing 20 years previously he can't handle it. 
07:10Everybody Loves Raymond Your Place or Mine? When Ray's parents fall out, his mum moves in with him and Debra. Debra isn't happy, and tries to convince Ray's dad to apologise. 
07:35Everybody Loves Raymond In-Laws Debra's upper class parents come to visit. Ray begs his parents to be nice to them but, when they all go out for a meal, it proves a tall order... 
08:00Everybody Loves Raymond Win, Lose or Draw Ray decides to ignore his dad's poker advice in order to prove he doesn't need any help. But when he loses yet again, Debra wants him to ask for his money back. 
08:30Frasier Roz and the Schnoz Roz meets the parents of her baby's father and is shocked to discover a family facial characteristic that simply can't be ignored. 
09:00Frasier The Life of the Party When Frasier and Niles throw a singles party they are both attracted to the same woman, but it's Roz who steals the show. 
09:35Frasier Party, Party Frasier tries to hook up with an attractive new lady, but there are obstacles: a broken watch, car troubles, and Martin's invitation to Chimps on Ice. 
10:05Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon travels to Carlstadt, New Jersey, to visit the Grasshopper a family-owned Irish restaurant that is falling apart. 
11:00Sun, Sea and Selling Houses Jim and Chris would like to spend half their time in southern Spain; Spanish Property Choice show them three homes. Baton twirler Tina wants to make a permanent move to the Costa Blanca. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Channel 4's midday news summary. 
12:05Couples Come Dine with Me In Oxfordshire, amateur MC James and partner Heather serve French-influenced food, followed by a basement rave. And Marjie and Matt push the boat out with a Titanic-themed evening. 
13:05Posh Pawn Prestige Pawnbrokers boss James tries to cut an 85,000 deal on a modified sports car. Designer handbag expert Claudia appraises a former socialite's large collection of bags. (S4 Ep3/6) 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Raj Bisram is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
15:00Village of the Year Penelope Keith and her team of judges visit four villages vying for a place in the semi-finals: Lympstone in Devon; Llwyngwril, North Wales; Colwinston, South Wales; and Porlock, Somerset. 
16:00A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun Brother and sister Tony and Lyn have decided to relocate permanently to the paradise island of Antigua. Scarlette Douglas steps up to the challenge and shows them five amazing properties. 
17:00Four in a Bed The second visit is to The Guest House Worsthorne in Lancashire, where partners Dave and Sanchia aim to win over their guests with their 300-year-old cottage turned guesthouse. 
17:30Extreme Cake Makers In this episode, husband and wife Christine and Phil Jensen design and build two cakes for Prince Charles and Camilla the Duchess of Cornwall - but will they get the royal seal of approval? 
18:00The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror XVII Homer ingests a blob from an asteroid and suffers insatiable hunger; Bart instructs a clay monster to be his slave; and the whole town thinks aliens are invading. 
18:30Hollyoaks Grace puts Jesse in a dangerous position, while Courtney has an important visit to the flat. Maggie opens up to Scott and Ryan has some questions for Ste. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
20:00The Secret Life of the Zoo Critically endangered rhino Zuri gives birth to baby Ike. Otter Annie has three new pups. Camel Shan-shan is unwell. And sun bears Toni and Millie have relationship problems. (S4 Ep9) 
21:0024 Hours in A&E This shocking episode follows three middle-aged women who are stabbed in broad daylight in a random attack at a supermarket car park in Surrey and rushed to St George's. (S14 Ep3) 
22:00Working Class White Men Professor Green explores the challenges of family and fatherhood for working-class men; from Gav, who's just left prison, to Jake, who has a chance to travel the world as a model. (Ep2/2) 
23:00Before We Die: Walter Presents When her colleague Sven vanishes, police officer Hanna takes over contact with an infiltrator he had placed in a criminal organisation in this compelling thriller. In Swedish/subs. (Ep1/10) 
00:15Naked Attraction Mark from Sussex appeared in the last series as a body and was rejected - now he's back to choose himself a date. And Justin from London is done with being 'friend zoned' by girls. (S2 Ep9) 
01:10Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA The stress of running Greek restaurant Kati Allo has driven its owners to the brink of divorce, and their daughter is caught in the middle. Can Gordon Ramsay save the day? (S7 Ep5/10) 
02:00Secrets of Our Favourite Snacks Simon Rimmer and Sophie Morgan explore the science and psychology of snacking, and how snacks are made and marketed. Plus, the results of a special survey into Britain's love of snacks. 
02:55Warship HMS Ocean is buzzed by more than a dozen Iranian gunboats on her way to take over control of the US task force. And the Prime Minister visits Ocean. (Ep3/3) 
03:50Rivers with Jeremy Paxman Jeremy meets the people who manage the Thames's floods, maintain its bridges, control its locks and deal with its sewage. He also makes the odd stop along the way for entertainment. (Ep4) 
04:45Coast vs Country John and Sue want to move to Lincolnshire to be closer to their family. Sue wants a rural retreat surrounded by country views, while John has always dreamed of living near the water. 
05:35Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Raj Bisram is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent.