This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Tuesday, March 27 2018

06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Suzi Perry is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
06:453rd Rock from the Sun Fun with Dick and Janet (Part 1): Harry, Sally and Tommy return to Earth with Janet, a wife for Dick sent by the Big Giant Head to prevent Dick being distracted by Mary Albright. 
07:103rd Rock from the Sun Fun with Dick and Janet (Part 2): Dick tries to keep his wife Janet a secret from Mary, and Tommy admits to vandalising a field which Officer Don believes is the site of an alien landing. 
07:35Everybody Loves Raymond Mother's Day Debra takes offence when Marie accuses her of being rude and they end up fighting and not speaking to each other. 
08:00Everybody Loves Raymond The Bigger Person Ray and Frank realise that they can exploit the fact that Debra and Marie aren't speaking to each other. 
08:30Frasier The Adventures of Bad Boy and Dirty Girl It's the morning after, and Kate and Frasier are worried about the consequences of their fling. 
09:00Frasier The Last Time I Saw Maris Niles decides to stand up to Maris after she disappears to New York for two days on a shopping trip. In retaliation, she moves to divorce him. 
09:35Frasier Frasier Grinch Frasier is excited that his son Frederick is coming for Christmas, but Martin thinks a proper Christmas should mean more than just educational presents. 
10:05Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA The first of two visits to Zayna Flaming Grill, a Mediterranean restaurant owned by an aunt and niece duo. The food isn't up to scratch and everyone's playing the blame game. (S7 Ep6/10) 
11:00Undercover Boss USA David Seelinger, Chairman and CEO of New Jersey-based Empire CLS, which provides chauffeured luxury transportation, works among his staff posing as a reality show contestant. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Channel 4's midday news summary. 
12:05Come Dine with Me This episode comes from Cumbria, and features a proud nanny, some relentless ribbing, Turkish food, Hungarian food, and a host whose healthy-eating ways prove controversial. 
13:05Posh Pawnbrokers At London Road in Sheffield, there's a 200-year-old picture that contains a hidden secret and a luxury timepiece. In Brighton there's a unique sound system and a stunning diamond ring. 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Jay Rayner is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
15:00A Place in the Sun: Home or Away Derek and Julie Kalinski want to buy a holiday home where they can enjoy their retirement. But Julia wants to be on the north Devon coast, while Derek dreams of owning a home in Brittany. 
16:00A New Life in the Sun In France, the first guests arrive at a Brit run gite. An Essex couple faces friction in the kitchen at their new French B&B, and will the dreams of a Derbyshire couple in Spain float away? 
17:00Four in a Bed The second visit is to B&B Halebarns House in Manchester, where owner Adam Saleem plans to wow his guests with a mix of healthy living and high-tech facilities. But are his prices too high? 
17:30Star Boot Sale Amy Childs from The Only Way Is Essex may have a market trader as a Dad, but she hasn't a clue how to set up a car boot sale. She's banking on some hair rollers appealing to her customers. 
18:00The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror XVIII Bart helps Kodos to contact his home planet, Homer lives a double life as a government assassin, and Ned Flanders turns the church into a Hell house. 
18:30Hollyoaks DS Roxy reveals some life-changing news to Adam, but what will he decide to do next? Shane and Simone have a heart to heart and she sees through his bad boy demeanour. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
20:00The Great Celebrity Bake Off... ...For Stand Up To Cancer: Noel and Sandi welcome Lee Mack, Griff Rhys Jones, Melanie Sykes and Joe Lycett, who face three tricky challenges set by judges Prue and Paul. (Ep4/5) 
21:15Seven Year Switch As the bonds between the switched couples deepen, their real-life partners are shown photos of what their other halves have been getting up to, sending shockwaves across the group. (Ep4/6) 
22:20Gogglebox The biggest and best TV moments of the week get their grilling from Britain's sharpest armchair critics. (S11 Ep5) 
23:25Before We Die: Walter Presents When Hanna and her fellow police officers arrive at the boathouse where the drugs are supposedly being taken ashore, she gets a text message changing everything. In Swedish/subs. (Ep10/10) 
00:35Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon is in Norwalk, Ohio, for the first of two visits to the Mill Street Bistro, where the owner claims he has the best menu between New York and LA, but diners don't agree. (S6 Ep12/16) 
01:25World of Weird Joel Dommett joins a Japanese apology agency. Billie JD Porter parties with Furries, who dress as animals. The devil jumps over babies. Plus: the Battle of Nations, and more. (S1 Ep6/6) 
02:20Russian Spy Assassins: The... ...Salisbury Attack: Matt Frei examines Russian ex-double agent Sergei Skripal's past - and the murky world of espionage, politics and crime - to find potential motives for his poisoning. 
03:15The Question Jury Seven strangers are locked in a jury room to answer general knowledge questions. They could win up to ?10k, but only one will leave with the day's total prize fund. (Ep1) 
04:10George Clarke's Amazing Spaces George meets a couple so desperate to get onto the housing ladder that they're making their own home out of scrap. And there's drama in the workshop with the beach hut project. (S5 Ep6/8) 
05:05Coast vs Country Retired couple Stephen and Eithne have ?450,000 for their forever home in Wales. Eithne wants to live by the sea, while Stephen is a country boy at heart. Sara and Kerr help them decide. 
06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Len Goodman is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent.