This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Saturday, September 29 2018

05:15Vet on the Hill A puppy needs emergency surgery after a freak accident. And there's a baffling case for Scott, as he tries to find out why a poodle cross is losing the use of her legs. (S2 Ep11/12) 
06:10The King of Queens Pilot US comedy about Doug, a New York postman who is king of his castle. Life is good with his loving wife Carrie and prized new TV, but then his recently widowed father-in law moves in. 
06:40The King of Queens Fat City Browsing one of Arthur's photo albums, Doug sees a photo of Carrie's heavyset mother. Arthur's comment about all women in the family getting fat makes Doug panic. 
07:05Everybody Loves Raymond Security After Robert takes a second job selling security systems, he reveals he's been asked to join the firm and is mulling over retiring from the police force. 
07:30Everybody Loves Raymond The Ingrate Debra is hurt when Ray receives an honorary doctorate and thanks everyone except her in his acceptance speech. 
08:00Frasier Room Full of Heroes Frasier's fancy-dress Halloween party takes an unpleasant turn when Niles drinks a few too many beers. 
08:25Frasier Bla-Z-Boy An accident leaves a mess on Frasier's carpet and breaks Martin's chair, while Niles gives piano lessons to a talented Roz and a not-so-talented Daphne. 
08:55Frasier The Two Hundredth Episode Frasier celebrates his 200th radio broadcast and has tapes of every show except one. But it turns out an obsessive fan has the recording. 
09:30The Big Bang Theory The Stag Convergence Leonard, Sheldon and Raj throw a bachelor party for Howard, during which some stories about his sexual history are accidentally revealed. (S5 Ep22/24) 
09:55The Big Bang Theory The Launch Acceleration When Nasa informs Howard that his space mission has been rescheduled to an earlier date, he tries to use the wedding as an excuse not to go. (S5 Ep23/24) 
10:25The Big Bang Theory The Countdown Reflection Bernadette decides that she wants to get married to Howard before his Nasa space mission takes place, but can they get organised in time? (S5 Ep24/24) 
10:55The Simpsons Boy Scoutz n The Hood Bart and Milhouse go on an all-syrup squishee bender, after which Bart awakes with a massive hangover and the memory of embarrassing himself with the junior campers. 
11:25The Simpsons Bart's Inner Child Self-help guru Brad Goodman encourages the population of Springfield to act more like Bart, with disastrous consequences. Guest starring James Brown as himself. 
11:55Come Dine with Me East London and Essex Yemi hosts a Nigerian party, Ghanaian-born Naana focuses on presentation, Brian cooks up a Korean barbecue. But can Paul's 'ugly banana' satisfy his guests? 
12:55Four in a Bed The competition starts in Hampshire, at The Poacher Inn, where manager Nadia Schicci hopes her Italian directness and business approach will win the day. But she feels the burn at feedback. 
13:25Four in a Bed The second visit is to The Forest Country House in Powys, Wales, where owner Paul Martin, joined by best friend and neighbour, Jayne Kirk, hopes his luxury B&B will impress his guests. 
13:55Four in a Bed For the third visit the group head to Langside Bed and Breakfast in Fenwick, Scotland, where high rolling, super clean hosts Debbie and Jim hope their business will wow the crowd. 
14:25Four in a Bed The final visit is to the historic The Tushielaw Inn in Selkirk, Scotland, opened by Rab and Gail Forbes six months ago. Gail and Rab try to build bridges, but things take a downward turn. 
14:55Four in a Bed It's the final day and the B&B owners meet for the last time to find out what they've been paid and settle some scores. Tough words are spoken before the winner is announced. 
15:25The People's Vet Stephen meets Ronin, a yappy Lhasa Apso who's driving her owner barking mad. Beth performs emergency surgery on Honey, an ageing German Shepherd with a life-threatening illness. (Ep9) 
16:30F1 Russian GP Qualifying... ...Highlights Steve Jones and David Coulthard present highlights. Vettel secured pole here last year and will need to do the same if he wants to catch Hamilton in the championship. 
18:30Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
19:00Britain at Low Tide On the Severn Estuary, Tori Herridge investigates a mysterious medieval ruin on a bleak island and a whole village that vanished, and asks: what brought Bob Dylan to the Severn? (S2 Ep4/6) 
20:00Britain's Most Historic Towns Professor Alice Roberts explores Britain's history through the stories of individual towns and cities. In this episode Alice tells the story of Chester, Britain's most Roman city. (Ep1/6) 
21:00Lucy Film (2014) Violent sci-fi thriller starring Scarlett Johansson. A kidnap victim who gains superhuman powers when she's exposed to a huge dose of a wonder drug, sets out for revenge. 
22:45Non-Stop Film (2014) Action thriller with Liam Neeson, Julianne Moore, Scoot McNairy and Michelle Dockery. A terrorist threatens to murder passengers on a transatlantic flight. Strong language/violence. 
00:45Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon travels to New York to visit PJ's Steakhouse. Owners Joe and Madalyn are in serious debt after opening the high-end restaurant and are struggling to keep the business afloat. 
01:35Experimental Unruly engineer Tim Shaw makes a steerable hoverboard for daredevil Buddy Munro to test in a quarry. Plus ramps, jet-powered uphill skiing and doing the splits on two forklift trucks. (Ep2) 
02:30Hollyoaks Omnibus Brody and Damon are shocked to find out who now owns The Dog. Nancy and Darren are making plans to see if they can foster Brooke. Ollie is furious that Luke is contemplating drinking again. [SL] 
04:35Selling Houses with Amanda Lamb In Buckinghamshire, three sellers compete for an offer from possible buyers. On the work list is a chaotic dining room, a tatty bedroom and a mismatched kitchen and lounge. (Ep3/5) 
05:30Buy It Now What will the shoppers think of Marni and Ali's solution for tackling the British rain? Can Oscar use his French charm? And will Sam from Essex light up the room with his invention? (Ep5) 
05:55Kirstie's Vintage Gems In this bite-size episode, Kirstie Allsopp teams up with master potter Richard Miller to help Ellie and Nick create their very own plates to complement their new 1930s dining room.