This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Wednesday, July 25 2018

06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Anita Rani is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
06:45The King of Queens Holy Mackerel Doug and Carrie start to believe in miracles after Carrie's prayers are answered. And Arthur decides to sell Doug and Carrie's house. 
07:10The King of Queens Kirbed Enthusiasm Out-of-shape Doug bows to pressure to start playing American football again. 
07:35Everybody Loves Raymond The Power of No Ray tries to make himself more desirable in Debra's eyes by playing hard to get, but there's trouble when she finds out what he's up to. 
08:00Everybody Loves Raymond Pat's Secret Robert is shocked when he discovers Pat smoking, but not enough to refuse a drag on her cigarette. He then proves he can't be trusted with secrets... 
08:30Everybody Loves Raymond Finale In the last-ever episode of the US comedy series, events take a dramatic turn when Ray goes into hospital to have his adenoids removed. 
09:00Frasier A Word to the Wise Guy Maris needs Niles' help and he thinks it's a chance to get back together with her. But he has to gain a favour from a shady character in order to assist her. 
09:35Frasier Look Before You Leap Frasier suggests everyone celebrates leap year by trying something daring - but his plans, as usual, go awry. 
10:05Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon visits Cafe Tavolini, a restaurant that is more than just a culinary disaster. Run by a husband and wife, the business is being neglected as the couple teeter on the edge of divorce. 
11:00The Simpsons Homer Goes to College Homer has to attend university to study nuclear physics, when it becomes clear that he's unqualified for his job as nuclear power plant safety inspector. 
11:30The Simpsons Marge on the Lam Marge and her new friend Ruth Powers set off on a Thelma and Louise-style adventure with Chief Wiggum and Homer in pursuit. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Channel 4's midday news summary. 
12:05Come Dine with Me In Manchester, Chris hopes to impress his guests with his own dish, 'Nacho Pie'. And there's a battle between the French and the English as Thomas and Wendy host patriotic inspired nights. 
13:05Find It, Fix It, Flog It In this episode, Simon O'Brien leads Henry Cole to a barn that features an amazing collection of replica Rolls Royce cars, while Henry tries his hand at driving a tractor. 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. John Inverdale is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
15:00A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun Having travelled the world since their retirement, Sue and Dave Atkins have decided to buy in the Tampa Bay area in Florida and escape the cold British winter. 
16:00The 100K Drop Davina McCall is joined by twins Jess and Vicki from Wales, and Emma and Daniel, a couple from York. Will either pair get to the final question and win some cash? (Ep58) 
17:00Come Dine with Me Flexing his culinary credentials on the third night in Birmingham is 46-year-old Mark, and his menu of classic comfort food. Will his food hit the spot and win fellow diner Martha's vote? 
17:30The Simpsons Boy Scoutz n The Hood Bart and Milhouse go on an all-syrup squishee bender, after which Bart awakes with a massive hangover and the memory of embarrassing himself with the junior campers. 
18:00The Simpsons Bart on the Road With Bart's fake driving licence and $600 Martin made on the stock market, the boys set off with Milhouse and Nelson on a road trip to the World's Fair in Knoxville. 
18:30Hollyoaks Yazz's beach-themed birthday rave seems to be a success. Harry goes to visit James in prison. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
20:00Live Well for Longer Kate Quilton and Tamal Ray investigate stress - from the impact of pollution to the possible benefits of singing. Also, can porridge, beetroot or coconut water reduce blood pressure? (Ep2) 
21:0024 Hours in A&E John has been in a cycling accident. He went over his handlebars and was unconscious for 10 minutes. Sydney has severe chest pains. Alan has fallen and fractured his elbow. (S15 Ep11) 
22:00Stath Lets Flats A Romance of Love After a night of drunken passion with former rival Carole, Stath is infatuated, but will his feelings be reciprocated? And it's college results day for Sophie. (Ep5/6) 
22:30Lookalikes Ed Sheeran lookalike Ty aims to bring feuding former friends Tim and Andy back together. But Ty's patience is tested when the duo tag along on his hot date with 'Marilyn Monroe'. (S2 Ep4/4) 
23:00999: What's Your Emergency? This episode joins the emergency services as they respond to accidents from car crashes to sports injuries and a man who's chopped through his foot while cutting firewood. (S7 Ep1) 
00:00Prison A rare insight into life behind bars, exploring the issues that prison staff and prisoners face. This episode examines the epidemic of the 'zombie drug' spice at HMP Durham. (Ep1/2) 
00:55One Born Every Minute Musicians Lucy and James are putting rehearsals on hold to have a baby. Laura and Mike fell in love in hospital when Laura was dangerously ill. They're expecting their second son. (S10 Ep3) 
01:50Don't Be Afraid of the Dark Film (2010) Supernatural horror from Guillermo del Toro. A young girl is tormented by a group of mysterious creatures. With Katie Holmes and Guy Pearce. Violent scenes from the start. [SL] 
03:35Vet on the Hill Dr Scott treats a rescue Staffordshire terrier called Rosa. A gardener brings in a parakeet with a broken leg. And Scott's new puppy Skully has an accident. (S2 Ep6/8) 
04:30My Kitchen Rules Scottish friends Annette and Rebecca are the penultimate team of the week. Their mystery ingredients chosen by TV presenter and food writer Gizzi Erskine are carabineros and tiger prawns. 
05:25Jamie's Comfort Food Jamie Oliver takes the nation's favourite dishes to the next level. In this episode Jamie cooks the ultimate burger. 
05:35Kirstie's Handmade Treasures Queen of crafts Kirstie Allsopp is up against an origami 'black belt' in the 'Something New from Something Old' competition at the Royal Wales Show. Will her vintage paper jewellery win? 
05:50Kirstie's Fill Your House for Free Furniture hacker Max McMurdo gets creative, fashioning a table from an old engine and turning an old bath into a bespoke chair. 
06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Anita Rani is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent.