This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Wednesday, September 26 2018

05:50Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Janet Street-Porter is in Dictionary Corner. 
06:35Mike & Molly Surprise Molly throws Mike a birthday party when she finds out he hasn't had one since he was nine. Samuel tries online dating. (S2 Ep14) 
06:55Mike & Molly Mike Likes Lasagna When Molly suggests that she and Mike write their own wedding vows, Mike is worried until Carl gives him some advice. (S2 Ep15) 
07:15Mike & Molly Peggy Goes to Branson Peggy leaves her dog with Mike and Molly while she's out of town, telling them it will be good practice for when they have children. (S2 Ep16) 
07:40Everybody Loves Raymond Liars When Ray fibs to Marie about why he failed to meet up with her, he and Debra are forced to tell more and more lies in order to cover up their previous falsehoods. 
08:05Everybody Loves Raymond The Surprise Party After Debra's mother suggests throwing Debra an old-fashioned English tea party, Ray reluctantly agrees as long as she promises to do all the work. 
08:35Everybody Loves Raymond The Bird Robert and Amy convince their families that it would be fun to spend Thanksgiving together, but the day gets off to a bad start. 
09:05Frasier Cranes Go Caribbean Frasier is horrified when he learns Martin, Niles and Daphne are going to accompany him on his trip to Belize with Claire. 
09:35Frasier Don Juan in Hell (Part 1/2): As Frasier returns from a disastrous trip to Belize with his family, he is faced with the ghosts of past loves. 
10:05Undercover Boss USA John Wilson, President and COO of Rollins Incorporated, the parent company of eight pest control firms, goes incognito to work among his employees. 
11:00Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA The stress of running Greek restaurant Kati Allo has driven its owners to the brink of divorce, and their daughter is caught in the middle. Can Gordon Ramsay save the day? (S7 Ep5/10) 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Channel 4's midday news summary. 
12:05Come Dine with Me Four strangers from south west London try to cook their way to the prize. In a week filled with fine wine but dodgy prawns, who will be crowned the winner and take home the grand? 
13:05A New Life in the Sun A couple of B&B owners from the Wirral get a bumper booking. Two vineyard owners from Hereford test out their culinary skills, and a Warrington couple move to Spain to open a cycle retreat. 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Richard Madeley is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
15:00Find It, Fix It, Flog It The boys are in Hay on Wye and Bedford, where Henry lovingly restores a bespoke workbench and Simon ponders the possibilities of some discarded planks of wood. (S3 Ep18) 
16:00A Place in the Sun Peter and his mum Greta from Hull are banking on Jonnie Irwin to help find Peter his dream property in Huelva, Spain. The pressure is on as this will be a permanent relocation. (Ep18) 
17:00Four in a Bed Sir Ben Slade welcomes his rivals to the 13th-century Maunsel House in Somerset, but the extra charge for a hot breakfast leaves some guests with a bad taste in their mouths. 
17:30Extreme Cake Makers Nastassja gets her groove on with a spectacular exploding champagne bottle birthday cake. East meets west as Suzanne is asked to make an extravagant pink wedding cake. (S3 Ep19) 
18:00The Simpsons The Falcon and the D'ohman Homer befriends Wayne, a reserved security guard hired by the nuclear power plant, who's plagued by flashbacks from his past as a CIA agent. (S23 Ep2/22) 
18:30Hollyoaks It's the day Luke has been dreading in court. Mandy pleads with Scott to stand up in court and defend Luke. Charlie and Oscar overhear an argument between Nancy and Darren. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
20:00The Supervet A puppy called Albie has a broken back from being knocked over by a car and needs a complex operation. And a Scottish terrier has a mysterious ailment never seen before. (S12 Ep3) 
21:00Grand Designs Harry and Briony are relocating to Cornwall and building an American modernist house inspired by 80s teen comedy Ferris Bueller's Day Off. The project is big and proves challenging. (Ep2/7) 
22:00The Circle More drama and fun and games from the reality show where contestants play against each other for ?50k on a specially-designed social media platform called The Circle. (Ep8) 
23:05Alex: Walter Presents When a street meeting turns into a gunfight, corrupt cop Alex Leko accidentally kills his partner and best friend Martin in this intense action crime thriller. In Swedish/subs. (Ep1/6) 
00:05Celebrity Island with Bear Grylls Hungry and grumpy, the marooned celebs bicker as Love Island's Montana and boxer Anthony Ogogo hunt for meat. Actor Eric Roberts has a crisis and the group rally round. (S3 Ep3/6) 
01:00Silver Linings Playbook Film (2012) Dark comedy about romance and psychological troubles. Starring Jennifer Lawrence (who won an Oscar for her role), Bradley Cooper, Jacki Weaver and Robert De Niro. Strong language. [SL] 
03:00Selling Houses with Amanda Lamb In Ipswich, Anna revamps an abandoned bedroom and confused dining room. Derek and Debbie tackle their log cabin. And Andrew and Rebecca bring their dated home up to speed. (Ep2/5) 
03:55Grand Designs New Zealand A writer builds a sculptural steel house on a hill behind Pakiri beach on the North Island. The bold design features sloping walls and an angular, vaulted ceiling. (S1 Ep3/8) 
04:50Vet on the Hill Scott meets a Spanish rescue cat with a chronic eye condition. And a heartbroken young owner finds out the shocking news about her puppy. (S2 Ep9/12) 
05:45Kirstie's Handmade Treasures In this bite-size episode of Kirstie's Handmade Britain, Kirstie Allsopp and cider-maker Andy Thomstone demonstrate how to make a winter version of one of our favourite drinks. 
05:50Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Janet Street-Porter is in Dictionary Corner.