This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Wednesday, February 28 2018

06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Myleene Klass is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
06:453rd Rock from the Sun Frozen Dick Dick convinces Mary Albright that he should accompany her to Chicago where she is to receive an anthropology award, but the journey goes badly awry. 
07:103rd Rock from the Sun Angry Dick The Solomons decide to make contact with their neighbours, the Mullers, but when the new friendship turns sour, Dick experiences anger for the first time. 
07:35Everybody Loves Raymond Meant to Be Torn between his girlfriend Amy, ex-wife Joanne and Italian bombshell Stefania, Robert foolishly decides to tell Amy that he met up with Joanne. 
08:00Everybody Loves Raymond Pet Cemetery When Ray accidentally kills Ally's hamster, Debra insists that the family has to have a pet funeral. 
08:30Frasier I'm Listening Frasier overhears his dad's girlfriend Ronee making a date with another man, but when Martin hears the news he accuses his son of eavesdropping. 
09:00Frasier Maris Returns (Part 1): Niles' ex-wife Maris needs his help - can he keep her return secret from a pregnant and emotional Daphne? 
09:35Frasier Murder Most Maris (Part 2): Niles is suspected as an accomplice to murder, and Frasier accidentally recommends that his brother should be executed... 
10:05Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon Ramsay tries to improve the Fiesta Sunrise, a Mexican restaurant in West Nyack, New York, where a cockroach-infested kitchen means that the guests have to leave for their own safety. 
11:00Undercover Boss USA John Carona, the CEO of property management company Associa, goes undercover in his own organisation to see first-hand how his employees are dealing with recent changes at the firm. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Channel 4's midday news summary. 
12:05Come Dine with Me Chelmsford and Brentwood. plucky Michelle Pannell, party boy Tony Brooks and ex-holiday rep Gary Clark compete against Essex newcomer Ami Mehta. The food ranges from kebab to goat soup. 
13:05Posh Pawnbrokers At Nikolas Patrick in London, brothers Charlie and Patrick view a stunning emerald ring, and Elton John's tour jacket. In Sheffield, Dan deals on a vintage Bakelite radio. 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Myleene Klass is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
15:00A Place in the Sun: Summer Sun Ben Hillman shows Warwickshire couple Lorraine and Neville five incredible holiday homes in the Spanish region of La Marina Alta. For £160,000, it's a dilemma between coast and country. 
16:00A New Life in the Sun A couple of B&B owners from the Wirral get a bumper booking. Two vineyard owners from Hereford test out their culinary skills, and a Warrington couple move to Spain to open a cycle retreat. 
17:00Four in a Bed For the third visit of the week, the B&B'ers head to Pembrokeshire, Wales, and 32 Townhouse, where Dominic Swingler and his mum Eileen hope their style and décor wows their guests. 
17:30Extreme Cake Makers Michelle is producing a six foot long miniature steam train made entirely out of cake, and Karisha has been commissioned to make a wedding cake with nearly 900 edible iced flowers. 
18:00The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror XXIII A black hole terrorises the town of Springfield, Homer installs cameras in the house when things go bump in the night, and Bart travels back in time. (S24 Ep2/22) 
18:30Hollyoaks Leela makes a video hoping Peri will see it on social media. And Darcy ups her plan to get Jack Osborne's money. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
20:00The Supervet The new series starts with a tiny Jackahuahua puppy needing emergency spinal surgery and an excitable Labrador facing elbow replacement surgery and a difficult road to recovery. (S11 Ep1/6) 
21:00The £1 Houses: Britain's... ...Cheapest Street: As the property pioneers rush to finish for Christmas, will they clear building regulations? And Liverpool's 'Mischief Night' gives extra cause for concern. (Ep3/3) 
22:00Damned The fearless topical comedy. Nitin arrives early and gets a fright by Nat who's slept at the office, and Denise freezes on live TV when a case of historic abuse is mentioned. (S2 Ep3/6) 
22:308 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown Jimmy Carr hosts as team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by Bill Bailey and Josh Widdicombe. Jake Yapp and Joe Wilkinson assist Susie Dent and Rachel Riley. 
23:3524 Hours in A&E Richard, who's 54, comes in with a suspected stroke. And Peter, who's 76, arrives in A&E with a severe head injury, but it's not clear what exactly has happened to him. (S14 Ep9) 
00:30PokerStars Championship... ...Cash Challenge: Challenger Alex Currie tries to get the better of his poker heroes at the cash tables in Monte Carlo. But will he be able to bluff EPT champion Jake Cody? 
01:25Safety Not Guaranteed Film (2012) Sci-fi comedy-drama starring Aubrey Plaza and Mark Duplass. A man who claims he's able to travel in time places an ad seeking a companion for a trip into the past. Strong language. [SL] 
02:50The FGM Detectives Filmed over two years, this documentary examines female genital mutilation, which is estimated to affect 137,000 women and girls in England and Wales. Reporter Cathy Newman investigates. [SL] 
03:45The Question Jury This is the jurors' final chance to win up to £10,000. But the stubbornness of one juror causes pressure in the jury room. 
04:40Location, Location, Location Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer tackle more property-purchasing problems, looking throughout Surrey, Berkshire and Hampshire for two couples' dream homes. But it's a fraught search. [SL] 
05:35Superfoods: The Real Story Kate Quilton visits Ghana, to find out if peanut butter is a life saver. Also, do oysters sweeten the mood and have we underestimated the pea as a foodstuff? (S3 Ep6/8) 
06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Myleene Klass is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent.