This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Monday, December 18 2017

05:35Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Paul Zenon is in Dictionary Corner. 
06:203rd Rock from the Sun Dick Behaving Badly When the family tell Dick that he is henpecked by Mary Albright, he asks Harry to help him become his own man. Sally and Tommy have a showdown over a game of Monopoly. 
06:453rd Rock from the Sun Dickmalion Mary Albright is irked when she fails to be accepted by the cream of Rutherford society, but when Dick makes the cut he discovers the high life is not all it's cracked up to be. 
07:103rd Rock from the Sun Sensitive Dick Dick is forced to take special training after he comes down too hard on his students and they complain about him. Harry escorts Vicki to her high school reunion. 
07:35Everybody Loves Raymond Robert's Wedding (Part 2/2): Robert and Amy exchange vows in a wedding ceremony that has the Barone family tradition written all over it. 
08:00Everybody Loves Raymond Fun with Debra Debra convinces Ray that he should allow her to join him on the golf course after she realises they don't have fun together any more. 
08:30Everybody Loves Raymond Thank You Notes Marie instantly tries to get the upper hand in her relationship with her new daughter-in-law when Amy and Robert return from their honeymoon. 
09:00Frasier Police Story Frasier sets his sights on an attractive policewoman who, unbeknown to him, has a crush on his father. 
09:35Frasier Where There's Smoke There's Fired Frasier begins a campaign to woo the new radio station owner, Texas multi-millionaire Big Willy, so his show can be syndicated. 
10:05The Big Bang Theory The Opening Night Excitation Leonard, Howard and Raj have an extra ticket for the Star Wars movie premiere, but can't decide who they should give it to. (S9 Ep11/24) 
10:35The Big Bang Theory The Sales Call Sublimation Penny gets more than she bargained for when Leonard meets a psychiatrist, while Sheldon and Raj make an astronomical discovery. (S9 Ep12/24) 
11:05Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon Ramsay travels to Atlanta, Georgia, to help first-time restaurant owners Richard and Jorge, whose establishment, Park's Edge, is in big trouble due to constant fighting between them. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Includes sport and weather. 
12:05Jamie's Comfort Food Jamie's Comfort Food is packed full of reinvented British classics, nostalgic comforters, outdoor treats and scrumptious puds. In this edition, Jamie cooks spaghetti vongole. 
12:20Carry On Cleo Film (1964) Comedy with Sid James, Kenneth Williams and Amanda Barrie. Caesar's best military commander is posted to Egypt, where he falls for the famously beautiful pharaoh Cleopatra. 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Rufus Hound is in Dictionary Corner. 
15:00Lost and Found Boxer cross Bow is hoping it's second time lucky after rehoming doesn't work out. A Weimaraner is handed in when his owner's situation changes. And a Siberian husky runs away from home. 
16:00A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun Mel and Steve are looking for a holiday home in Queensland, Australia. Can Ben Hillman deliver a property that gives the couple and their daughter everything they want from their wish-list? 
17:00Kirstie's Handmade Christmas Kirstie Allsopp's Christmas HQ hosts a Christmas hamper competition. There are also canapes with a twist, the secret of silversmithing and craft for kids. (6/10) 
18:00The Simpsons The Yellow Badge of Cowardge Bart is plagued by guilt when he wins the annual race around the school with some illicit help from Nelson, who beats up frontrunner Milhouse. (S25 Ep21/22) 
18:30Hollyoaks Tony and Diane argue at the carol concert, while Luke and Mandy cross wires. Ryan is worried by new information regarding Amy's murder case, and James is intrigued by Sami. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
20:00Paul Hollywood: A Baker's Life Paul heads for Cyprus, where he lived for six years. He's reunited with friends and makes a classic ham and cheese croissant, baklava, spanakopita, and a Cypriot village bread. (Ep4/4) 
20:30Supershoppers Anna and Sabrina visit one of Britain's biggest supermarkets, where identical products can have very different prices. Plus: how healthy is popcorn? And car hire and high heels. (S4 Ep4/4) 
21:00Old People's Home for 4 Year... ...Olds at Christmas: Isolation is a big issue at Christmas. This programme reunites pensioners with their young friends as they prepare together for a Christmas carol concert. 
22:00First Dates Bina runs a bridal business; does Joban make her want to don her dream wedding dress? Will born adventurer Stephen run a mile when he finds out that Dina wants to start a family? (S9 Ep13) 
23:05Sarah Millican Home Bird Live The British Comedy Awards' Queen of Comedy, Sarah Millican, perfoms to her home crowd at Newcastle's Tyne Theatre. Join her for some funny observations on domestic bliss. 
00:10The Woman in Black Film (2012) Supernatural horror. Daniel Radcliffe plays a Victorian lawyer sent to a remote house to prepare it for sale. But the property is supposedly haunted and the locals have dark secrets. 
01:50One Born Every Minute The hospital faces a bed block crisis and Kristina's twins need delivering fast or she'll have to move to another hospital. Amy and Dave are expecting their first child together. (S10 Ep9) 
02:45Extraordinary Teens: School of... ...Life and Deaf: Documentary following a year in the life of three deaf teenagers. Will a cochlear implant help Lewis hear? Andrew runs for head boy. Fae prepares to go to university. 
03:40Gillette World Sport Reliving personal penalty highlights with Neymar Jr, the best of the year's World Rally Championship and a look back at the training session with Olympic swimming champion Mack Horton. 
04:10KOTV Boxing Weekly Boxing news from around the globe. Conor Benn gloves up at the Manchester Arena, plus action from York Hall in London, the Belasco Theatre in California and a classic bout from the archive. 
04:35Extreme Cake Makers For one lucky little birthday girl, Extreme Cake Maker Michelle Wibowo is creating a five foot edible Wizard of Oz mural out of Genoese sponge, covered in painted icing and sweets. (Ep7/15) 
05:05Extreme Cake Makers Chocolatier Tracey Kindred has been tasked to produce a gruesome two foot tall wedding cake that pays tribute to the bride and groom's love of all things Gothic. (Ep8/15) 
05:35Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Rufus Hound is in Dictionary Corner.