This week's UK TV & radio

Congratulations on being true to the origins of web browsing. These fancy new browsers supporting web standards, such as CSS, just detract from the pure accessibility goodness of this site.

Thursday : Friday : Saturday : Sunday : Monday : Tuesday : Wednesday : Thursday

Listings for Channel 4 on Tuesday, August 27 2019

05:50Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Raj Bisram is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
06:30Mike & Molly The Dress At her final fitting, three weeks before the big day, Molly discovers her wedding dress is too tight and puts her diet into overdrive. (S2 Ep18) 
06:55Mike & Molly The Rehearsal With only two days to go before the big day, Mike and Molly stage their wedding rehearsal, but the results are disastrous. (S2 Ep19) 
07:20The King of Queens Business Affairs Doug is jealous of Carrie's close relationship with a gay colleague, and Arthur is jealous of a dog. 
07:45The King of Queens Flame Resistant Carrie becomes jealous of the relationship that Doug's former girlfriend has with his mother. 
08:10Everybody Loves Raymond Robert's Rodeo When Robert is injured in the line of duty, Ray realises that he is partly, although unwittingly, responsible. 
08:40Everybody Loves Raymond The Tenth Anniversary When Debra discovers that Ray taped over their wedding video with the Super Bowl, he has to go to extreme lengths to make it up to her. 
09:10Frasier Bully for Martin Frasier offers his unsolicited help when Martin's boss starts acting like a bully, and Roz talks incessantly about her new love Roger. 
09:40Frasier Mother Load (Part 1/2): Just as Niles and Daphne agree to move in together, they are visited by her disruptive, conniving mother and lecherous, leeching brother. 
10:10The Big Bang Theory The Griffin Equivalency Full of confidence after being named one of People Magazine's '30 to Watch Under 30', Raj hits on Penny and becomes impossibly arrogant. (S2 Ep4/23) 
10:35The Big Bang Theory The Euclid Alternative When Leonard can't drive Sheldon to and from work, the friends stage an intervention to overcome Sheldon's fear of getting behind the wheel. (S2 Ep5/23) 
11:05The Simpsons I Am Furious Yellow Bart is inspired to become an animator and finds inspiration close to home, creating Angry Dad. 
11:30The Simpsons Bart Gets an Elephant Bart wins an elephant as a radio quiz prize. He christens his new best friend Stampy, but Homer can't afford his upkeep and decides to sell him to an ivory dealer. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Channel 4's midday news summary. 
12:05A New Life in the Sun: Where... ...Are They Now?: Two restaurant owners in France are revisited as they face up to a potentially disastrous storm, and a hotel owner in Spain chooses between selling and expansion. (Ep2/10) 
13:05Posh Pawnbrokers In Kent and Sheffield, the dealers are considering doing deals on a signed David Bowie guitar, a pair of vintage cars, some rare high heels and an unopened bottle of champagne from 1952. 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Raj Bisram is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
15:00A Place in the Sun Teresa was born in Portugal, moving to the UK when she was five years old, and is now looking for a holiday home on the western Algarve. Laura Hamilton shows her a selection of properties. 
16:00The Great Hotel Escape Dom demolishes walls at Stef and Simon's 16th century castle in West Scotland, while in Norfolk Hannah and Andrew try to get their Georgian townhouse hotel on the map. (Ep2) 
17:00Come Dine with Me Second to host in the West Country is business consultant Linda who's looking to impress with pheasant, venison and pastry swans. But Simon is putting the cat amongst the pigeons... 
17:30The Simpsons Secrets of a Successful Marriage: Homer teaches a class on how to maintain matrimonial harmony. Unfortunately, he can't help revealing secrets about Marge and ends up in the doghouse. 
18:00The Simpsons Homer the Moe Moe reopens his bar as 'M', a slick members' club. So Homer opens a 'hunting club' in his garage with Duff on tap and R.E.M. (guest starring as themselves) playing live. 
18:30Hollyoaks Mercedes is conflicted about whether to run away with Liam or stay with her family. She makes her decision, but then gets some shocking news. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
20:00New: The Great British Bake Off A new series kicks off with Cake Week, with challenges including a retro classic Technical and a Showstopper birthday cake taking the baker's dozen back to their childhoods. (S3 Ep1/10) 
21:30New: Sink or Swim For SU2C Eleven celebrities have just 12 weeks to train for a relay swim across the English Channel in support of Stand Up to Cancer. Training starts with a 500m swim in Lake Windermere. (Ep1/4) 
22:30New: Kathy Burke's All Woman Kathy feels women compromise most in relationships, but wonders if things are changing. She goes on a date with a gigolo while an Oxford academic explains the science of love. (Ep3/3) 
23:35Jade: The Reality Star Who... ...Changed Britain. Told of her diagnosis for cancer during the Indian version of Big Brother, Jade Goody's life unravelled. But Jade chose to film a series about her illness. (Ep3/3) 
00:30Jamie Oliver: The Naked Chef... ...Bares All: Twenty years since Jamie Oliver exploded onto our screens, Davina McCall looks into his career: his rise to fame, his campaigning, and the closure of his restaurant chain. [SL] 
01:25The Secret Life of the Holiday... ...Resort A return to the largest all-inclusive resort on the Costa del Sol. Staff observe how we Brits behave on holiday, as we drink our way through 15,000 litres of alcohol every week. [SL] 
02:20The Secret Teacher Social media marketing magnate Steven Bartlett goes undercover at a cash-strapped school in Liverpool, where he encounters a range of students and suggests a Head of Happiness. (Ep2/4) [SL] 
03:15Undercover Boss USA Dan Duffy, CEO of United Real Estate Group, adopts a disguise to go undercover in his own firm and meets different employees to learn about their professional standards and personal lives. 
04:05Grand Designs New Zealand Brendan and Nikki plan to build a penthouse flat with a Balinese-inspired rooftop garden as part of a groundbreaking, mixed-use development in Ponsonby, Auckland. (S3 Ep6) 
04:55Come Dine with Me Four ex-pats on the Costa del Sol dine for the 1000 prize. Michelle's healthy meal wins over the guests, but Charles - who says it like it is - causes much offence and hilarity. 
05:50Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Raj Bisram is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent.