This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Wednesday, August 22 2018

06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Julia Bradbury is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
06:45The King of Queens Dugan Groupie When Carrie begins to stay late at work every night, Doug feels neglected. 
07:10The King of Queens Furious George On the way to an over-eating support group, Doug notices an abusive relationship group and decides to join them instead. 
07:35Everybody Loves Raymond B**b Job Debra decides to conduct an experiment after seeing Ray's reaction to her friend's new and improved breasts. 
08:00Everybody Loves Raymond The Can Opener When Ray and Debra have an argument about their new can opener, Marie, Frank and Robert can't help getting involved. 
08:30Everybody Loves Raymond You Bet Is Ray right to be sceptical when Frank uncharacteristically displays keen interest in his work? 
09:00Frasier Dial M for Martin Frasier's unemployment status is putting him on edge with everyone and when he blows up at Martin, Roz suggests that Martin moves in with Niles. 
09:35Frasier Hot Ticket Frasier and Niles fail to get tickets to the hottest show in town, and Daphne's behind appears in the Seattle paper. 
10:05Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon Ramsay visits Charlie's bistro in La Verne, southern California, an establishment where the decor is more authentically Italian than the soggy pasta on the menu. 
11:00The Simpsons Insane Clown Poppy Homer and Bart take Lisa to a book fair to make up for attaching fireworks to her video. At the fair, Krusty meets his long-lost daughter, but it doesn't go well... 
11:30The Simpsons Lisa the Tree Hugger Bart's new job and a dramatic roof-top protest at Krusty Burger inspire Lisa to become an eco-radical, especially when she sees how cute one of the protestors is. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Channel 4's midday news summary. 
12:05Come Dine with Me In Wolverhampton, straight-talking Shermayne can't hide her disgust at Curtis's home-cooked food. And disco fan Carl hopes a night filled with dance floor classics will bag him the grand. 
13:05Bang on Budget Lucy Alexander and Harry Hoffen help to turn tired homes into stunning spaces. Can they help Mary and Andy get a white high-gloss kitchen for a lot less than it would usually cost? (Ep10) 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Raj Bisram is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
15:00A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun Retired couple Angela and Bernie Ward have decided a sunny life in Cyprus would suit them. Laura Hamilton shows them five villas for their budget of 185,000. 
16:00Sun, Sea and Selling Houses Diane and Tony from Nottingham are looking for a holiday home in Alicante, but while Diane likes modern properties, Tony prefers the idea of a renovation project. (S2 Ep18/25) 
17:00Come Dine with Me Hairdresser Debbie hosts a music-themed night in Gloucestershire. But James's opinions of her food cause consternation. And he also offends Aisha when he shuts her down mid-conversation. 
17:30The Simpsons Marge Be Not Proud Bart gets on the wrong side of a scary security guard - and Marge - when he steals the latest computer game from the Try-N-Save. 
18:00The Simpsons Beyond Blunderdome When Homer criticises Mel Gibson's remake of Mr Smith Goes to Washington at a test screening, Mel hires Homer to help him rewrite it. 
18:30Hollyoaks Glenn and Jesse share a heart-warming moment as Jesse thanks Glenn for his encouragement to do the right thing by Courtney. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
20:00Orangutan Jungle School This series follows the stories of the orangutans at the world's biggest orangutan rehabilitation centre. The world's only reported albino orangutan arrives at Jungle School. (Ep2/3) 
21:0024 Hours in A&E Zac has dislocated and fractured his ankle playing football. Doctors rush to restore the blood flow to his foot. Ian has fallen off a lorry tailgate. Jayden has a swollen eye. (S15 Ep15) 
22:00Hang Ups The therapy comedy continues. Richard's client and creditor Neil reveals a little too much about his dark past. Does a new client hold the answer to Richard's money troubles? (EP3/6) 
22:30How to Lose Seven Billion Pounds Channel 4 Dispatches Liam Halligan unfolds the story of Carillion, the vast British company that was built on billions of pounds of public money and that imploded in January this year. 
23:35One Born Every Minute 'Tattooed lady' Sazzie and 'scary biker' Adam are having their first baby. So are Jen, who has Crohn's disease, and ex-soldier John. Jeannie is having her fourth and final baby. (S10 Ep7) 
00:30Manhunting with My Mum TV presenter AJ Odudu and her mum Florence take a road trip around Mum's native Nigeria to find AJ a husband, drawing on a Nigerian tradition of parents finding partners for their children. 
01:25The Secret Life of the Zoo The series that goes behind the scenes at Chester Zoo. Can mantis Bruce survive mating with deadly Natasha? Rhino couple Beni and Asha are reunited after four years apart. (S3 Ep1/7) 
02:20Shell Film (2012) Drama about a 17-year-old who lives with her father at a remote petrol station in the Scottish Highlands. With Chloe Pirrie and Joseph Mawle. Contains scenes of a sexual nature. [SL] 
03:50Phil Spencer: Secret Agent Phil goes undercover in Derbyshire, hoping he can overcome some dodgy DIY, sticky stains and a posse of pussies to get a quick sale and help Gwyneth and her daughters move on. 
04:45Lost and Found A French bulldog, rescued from illegal importation, has major surgery to fix his disjointed hips. And there's a surprise twist in store for the pooch. A deaf puppy gets on with her life. 
05:40Kirstie's Fill Your House for Free Kirstie Allsopp and the team help first-time buyers Christine and Chris, who've run out of money to decorate their Glasgow flat. 
06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Julia Bradbury is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent.