This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Monday, January 22 2018

06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Raj Bisram is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
06:453rd Rock from the Sun The House that Dick Built Vicki asks Harry to be the father of her child, and Sally decides she wants to move out and get her own apartment. 
07:103rd Rock from the Sun Superstitious Dick Dick and Mary receive chain letters, and when Mary has an accident after throwing hers away, Dick believes she's brought bad luck on herself. 
07:35Everybody Loves Raymond Father Knows Least Ray reluctantly accompanies Debra to parenting classes but realises he can use the lessons on his parents. 
08:00Everybody Loves Raymond Brother Ray agrees to take Robert out on the anniversary of his divorce, but is disturbed by the brotherly bonding that develops. 
08:30Frasier To Tell the Truth Niles hires Donny Davis (Saul Rubinek), a legal shark and Roz's ex-boyfriend, to represent him in the divorce case. 
09:00Frasier Decoys Niles discovers that Daphne is dating Donny, his divorce attorney, so he hatches a plan to try to get Donny back together with Roz. 
09:35Frasier Dinner Party Frasier and Niles decide to throw a dinner party but can't agree on which guests they should invite along to the event. 
10:05Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon goes to New Orleans to visit Zeke's, a restaurant famed for Cajun food and loyal locals. But under new ownership, the standards have slipped and the customers have gone elsewhere. 
11:00Sun, Sea and Selling Houses Steve and Sharon show Ray from London three very different properties. Up the coast in Alicante, Casas Manuel helps Brian and Esther from Glasgow find a piece of paradise in the sun. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Channel 4's midday news summary. 
12:05Couples Come Dine with Me In Birmingham, Veda and Varun kick off with a Bollywood bash and an Indian menu. Dave and his retired wife Su love the food but Su's thumb over Dave doesn't go unnoticed. 
13:05Posh Pawn The staff are amused when a life-sized suit of armour and matching horse arrive at the new Hatton Garden shop. James gets stuck without a paddle on a canal barge. 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Raj Bisram is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
15:00Village of the Year From the South East zone, four more shortlisted villages have the chance to impress the judges: Elstead, Surrey; Happisburgh, Norfolk; Hampstead Norreys, Berkshire; Ashwell, Hertfordshire. 
16:00A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun With a budget of 70,000 Ben Hillman delivers five fantastic properties on Spain's popular southern Costa Blanca for Jacqui to find her dream holiday home to share with husband Adrian. 
17:00Four in a Bed The competition kicks off in Helmsley North Yorkshire at Laskill Country House, where straight-talking farmer's daughter Mandy Sowray and friend Anny Harrison run a tight ship. 
17:30Extreme Cake Makers Karisha faces her worst nightmare. Molly's in her element with a Teddy Bears' Picnic themed children's cake, and it's tears of joy over Suzanne's A Midsummer Night's Dream birthday cake. 
18:00The Simpsons The Haw-Hawed Couple Bart becomes Nelson's best friend when Marge forces him to attend his birthday party. And now under the protection of Nelson, no one can mess with Bart. 
18:30Hollyoaks Mandy and her hens prepare for the happiest day of her life, while Scarlett threatens to ruin the wedding. Maggie fulfils her bucket list with help from Damon, but it ends badly. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
19:30Politicians for Hire: Cashing... ...in on Brexit - Channel 4 Dispatches goes undercover to investigate how former cabinet ministers are offering themselves to private companies as Brexit advisers. 
20:00How to Lose Weight Well Rebecca and Alisha bid to lose their bikini bulges. Gary and Connor want to look trim for Gary's graduation. And Elaine and Sue from Essex hope to slim down for a work reunion. (S3 Ep3/4) 
21:00The Undateables The love-seekers this time include Amber (27), who suffered a major stroke eight years ago. Having learned to walk and talk again, Amber's ready to find her Prince Charming. (S8 Ep3/4) 
22:00First Dates Hotel 'Daddy cool' Darill and single mum Millie seem well matched, but some things shouldn't be said on a date... And psychic Marie's ideal man is someone no one could have predicted. (S2 Ep3) 
23:05Derry Girls The girls are tense about a big exam and naturally jump at a dubious opportunity to get out of it, especially as it involves spending time with the beautiful Father Peter. (Ep3/6) 
23:40Hunted Will Sandra and Mella realise that they've hitched a lift with an undercover 'ghost agent'? Ex-cop Jamie arranges a secret rendezvous with his heavily pregnant wife. (S3 Ep3/6) 
00:40SAS: Who Dares Wins The remaining recruits race each other over sand dunes in the Sahara and must cross a valley at night while avoiding hunter teams who are tracking them with dogs. (S3 Ep3/5) 
01:30The Supervet A Great Dane is rushed to the clinic after losing the use of her back legs. A spaniel needs work after being hit by a car. And an owner travels from Yorkshire with her collie. 
02:25The Lie Detective Josh and Jay were engaged but split up ages ago. Now, after years of secrets, Josh has a shock revelation for his ex. But only The Lie Detective can get him to tell the whole truth. (Ep6) 
03:10Cabins in the Wild with Dick... ...Strawbridge The cabins this time include a laser-cut project inspired by the legend of King Arthur, a double-decker tepee and a luxury getaway on a sea fort. (Ep3) 
04:05Location, Location, Location Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer catch up with Sarah and Ian, who had to house-hunt beyond Balham in south London, and Louise and Matt, who weren't sure about moving north of the Thames. [SL] 
04:55Coast vs Country Tony and Debbie have clear ideas of what their final home in East Sussex should be like, but they don't know where. Debbie loves country life, while Tony prefers the buzz of coastal living. 
05:50Jamie's Comfort Food Jamie Oliver takes the nation's favourite dishes to the next level. In this episode Jamie cooks toasted cheese sandwiches. 
06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Raj Bisram is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent.