This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Saturday, January 20 2018

06:003rd Rock from the Sun A Nightmare on Dick Street (Part 1): Dick decides to ask Mary Albright to marry him after she announces she is going to Borneo, but his anxiety causes nightmares for the whole family. 
06:253rd Rock from the Sun A Nightmare on Dick Street (Part 2): Harry contacts the Big Giant Head so the aliens can return for maintenance. Dick decides to stay behind and face dying as a human rather than lose Mary. 
06:50The King of Queens Noel Cowards Doug and Carrie can't afford the new car that they want, so Arthur steps in with a distinctive gift for them... 
07:15The King of Queens Fixer Upper Carrie fixes Doug's buddy Spence up with one of her colleagues, although Doug's not sure if it's such a good idea. 
07:40Everybody Loves Raymond The Dog Ray and Robert both want to keep a stray bulldog that Ray brings home, but it turns out that the canine isn't so stray after all... 
08:05Everybody Loves Raymond Neighbors Ray's neighbours demand a meeting at his house to discuss what to do about his noisy dad Frank and interfering mum Marie. But then Frank and Marie arrive. 
08:35Everybody Loves Raymond Fascinatin' Debra: A psychotherapist interviews Debra for an article on the American family but finds the rest of the Barones more interesting than her. 
09:05Frasier Roz, a Loan Unemployed Roz is happy to hear that KACL might be rehiring everyone. 
09:35Frasier Merry Christmas Mrs Moskowitz A friendly woman comes to Frasier's rescue when he is out Christmas shopping. She recognises him and he offers to return the favour. 
10:05Frasier The Good Samaritan Frasier is arrested after unwittingly giving a ride to a prostitute. To make matters worse, he must explain the public scandal to his 11-year-old son. 
10:35The Big Bang Theory The Hamburger Postulate Leonard fears he's wasting his time on Penny and ends up making a connection with Leslie. Sheldon frets over a change to his hamburger routine. (S1 Ep5/17) 
11:05The Big Bang Theory The Middle Earth Paradigm Penny decides to host a big Halloween party, putting Leonard, Sheldon, Howard and Raj through a demanding new test of their social skills. (S1 Ep6/17) 
11:30The Big Bang Theory The Dumpling Paradox When Howard seduces Penny's friend and spends the night with her in Penny's flat, Penny asks if she can sleep on Leonard and Sheldon's sofa. (S1 Ep7/17) 
12:00The Simpsons Lisa the Beauty Queen Lisa enters the Little Miss Springfield beauty pageant to prove a point, and with coaching from Bart, she comes second. 
12:30The Simpsons Itchy and Scratchy The Movie: Homer and Marge go to the PTA to hear about Bart's behaviour but Bart breaks the babysitter's teeth and Homer vows never to let him see the film. 
13:00The Simpsons Whacking Day Lisa enlists the help of singer Barry White to intervene on the Springfield holiday of Whacking Day when live snakes get hit with sticks. 
13:25Come Dine with Me In Edinburgh, vegetarian Gemma brings up the controversial topic of fox hunting and James cranks up the fun factor, but it's final host Tony who provides the biggest shock on his night. 
14:25Coast vs Country Geunor and Ian left Cheltenham in search of the perfect property in Cornwall. Now Ian hopes to revive his passion for surfing, while Geunor wants to immerse herself in community life. 
15:25A Place in the Sun Neil Masey and Affy Wajid are looking for a holiday home on Ibiza where they can escape from their busy lives in Brighton. Scarlette Douglas looks for their dream property for 150,000. 
16:30A Place in the Sun Couple Gary and Susie want to start a new adventure in Florida. They're after a place to escape the British winters. Jonnie Irwin shows them just how far their budget will go. 
17:30The Secret Life of the Zoo Rhino Kitani is due to give birth. Jewel wasp Ripley searches for a cockroach to turn into a zombie egg incubator. And four rare and mysterious tenrecs arrive at Chester Zoo. (S4 Ep1) 
18:30Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
19:00Great Canal Journeys Timothy West and Prunella Scales explore the Norfolk Broads, one of Britain's most ancient and picturesque waterways, discovering the area's unique way of life, ruins and fens. (S8 Ep1/4) 
20:00Village of the Year Five villages from this week's heats in the Western Zone go head-to-head for a spot in the grand final. Will it be the buildings, scenery or good old British eccentricity that wins the day? 
21:00Sicario Film (2015) Violent thriller starring Emily Blunt, Benicio Del Toro and Josh Brolin. An FBI agent takes part in a shadowy operation to disrupt a brutal Mexican drug cartel. Strong language. 
23:25Salt Film (2010) Violent action-thriller with Angelina Jolie. A CIA agent must flee when a Russian defector claims she's a sleeper agent about to commit a dreadful act of terrorism. Strong language. 
01:10Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA The first of a two-part visit to Mangia Mangia in Woodland Park, Colorado. The Italian restaurant has an identity crisis, a headstrong owner and a defiant head chef. (S7 Ep3/10) 
02:05The Lie Detective Lies expert Dan Ribacoff brings couples and exes together for brutally honest conversations. Here, Ranette wants to know whether she was the only woman ex Marko charmed into bed. (Ep4) 
02:45Hollyoaks Omnibus Grace makes a mistake when she tries to take control of Glenn's job, while Granny Campbell plans to sabotage Courtney. Luke makes another error that jeopardises his relationship with Mandy. [SL] 
04:50The Autistic Gardener Alan Gardner looks to Texas and a jumbo jet for inspiration, as he helps two London couples turn their adjoining back gardens into one massive playground for their sons. (S2 Ep3/3) 
05:45Draw It! Mel Giedroyc hosts as two teams, made up of one contestant and one celebrity, put their drawing skills to the test. This time it's John Thomson and Melanie Sykes.