This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Friday, February 23 2018

06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Alastair Stewart is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
06:453rd Rock from the Sun Dick, Smoker Sally complains that she never gets to make any big decisions. After he sees some of his students smoking, Dick is fascinated by the habit and soon becomes hooked on it. 
07:103rd Rock from the Sun Green-Eyed Dick Harry finds a stray puppy and gets very attached to it. When Mary Albright's old friend Jeff Willis turns up, Dick feels jealous and starts to act in a competitive way. 
07:35Everybody Loves Raymond Debra Makes Something Good Debra finally cooks a dish that Ray, Robert and Frank all enjoy, but Marie is not impressed with her efforts. 
08:00Everybody Loves Raymond Marie and Frank's New Friends Ray and Debra plan to get more time to themselves by encouraging Marie and Frank to make new friends. 
08:30Frasier Trophy Girlfriend Frasier asks an attractive gym coach to team up with him for a squash tournament, then develops a massive crush on her. 
09:00Frasier Fraternal Schwinns Frasier and Niles are volunteered to participate in a bike-a-thon for Aids research. Unfortunately, neither of them can ride a bike. 
09:35Frasier Kenny on the Couch Frasier is jealous when his depressed station manager finds more comfort in Martin's advice than Frasier's psychiatry. Niles and Daphne study yoga. 
10:05Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon Ramsay takes on a time warp at the Handlebar restaurant and lounge in Mount Sinai, New York. Co-owners Bill and Carolyn LeRoy are stuck in the 1980s and have an unenthusiastic chef. 
11:00Undercover Boss USA Jeff Dudan, CEO of environmental services company AdvantaClean, dons a disguise to work incognito among his own staff to ensure his franchise owners are following his template for success. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Channel 4's midday news summary. 
12:05Come Dine with Me South east London The culinary contest features a cheese-themed menu, a Japanese evening, and one of the hosts is a former Home and Away actor who presents an Aussie menu. 
13:05Posh Pawnbrokers In Sheffield, Dan looks at a luxury watch he suspects might not be the genuine article. At Nikolas Patrick in London, a Roman ring found in a loft could be worth a small fortune. 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Alastair Stewart is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
15:00A Place in the Sun: Summer Sun Sue and Mike have been holidaying in Portugal for 20 years. With Mike about to retire, they want to buy a holiday home in the Algarve. They have 150,000 to spend. 
16:00A New Life in the Sun A boat business in Mallorca has a very important guest. The owners of a restaurant reflect on their first season; have two ex-navy pilots made a success of their French glamping site? 
17:00Four in a Bed It's the final day of the competition and the B&B owners are meeting for the last time. There are accusations and awkward moments as the payments are revealed and the winner is announced. 
17:30Extreme Cake Makers In the biggest cake show on earth Molly's going for gold with an orangutan and tortoise cake; Ben has a dark take on Snow White; Christine and Phil live sculpt a six-foot seahorse cake. 
18:00The Simpsons Ned 'n' Edna's Blend: The citizens of Springfield discover that Ned and Edna have secretly married, so Marge offers to throw them a celebratory wedding reception. (S23 Ep21/22) 
18:30Hollyoaks Mandy finds information about Darren's past that infuriates her, while Leela's drinking to numb the pain goes too far. Adam and Glenn try to build bridges. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
20:00Jamie and Jimmy's Friday Night... ...Feast Jamie Oliver teaches Martin Clunes how to cook paella. Jimmy Doherty turns plants into root beer. And there's also lamb rack and sustainable fish. (S4 Ep7/8) 
21:00Gogglebox The biggest and best TV moments of the week get their weekly grilling from Britain's sharpest armchair critics as Gogglebox returns for a brand new series. (S11 Ep1) 
22:00The Last Leg Hosts Adam Hills, Alex Brooker and Josh Widdicombe examine the biggest and most entertaining stories of the week. Celebrity guests join them live in the studio. (S13 Ep5) 
23:05Rude Tube: Superstars of Stupid Alex Zane presents some downright online idiocy. There's a sleepover in Ikea, a painful Mentos rocket to the face and a never-seen-before BMX stunt. (S11 Ep4) 
00:05Underworld: Rise of the Lycans Film (2009) Horror prequel with Michael Sheen, Rhona Mitra and Bill Nighy. A millennium before events in Underworld, a love affair sparks a war between vampires and werewolves. Gory violence. 
01:45Born to Kill When Sam exposes Jenny's dark secret her world begins to unravel. Sam comes face to face with his father and Jenny finally begins to understand her son's true nature. (Ep3/4) [SL] 
02:40Damned The fearless topical comedy. Al gets a surprise visit from Sean, a boy with transitioning parents and a troubled past. While Denise's visiting brother takes a shine to Rose. (S2 Ep2/6) [SL] 
03:05Four Rooms with Sarah Beeny The dealers compete for a tommy gun, a Formula 1 trophy, Monty Python sketches, an artwork by Soho's 'Neon Man' Chris Bracey, and an antique cup with links to Napoleon. (S3 Ep3/3) 
04:00The Question Jury Seven strangers must answer questions unanimously to accumulate as much money as possible. Dan continues to divide the group and Soraya struggles to cope with being silenced. 
04:55Location, Location, Location Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer face a challenge that's all about postcodes and pickiness. They help a couple search for their first home in Pinner; and two new parents are set on Hitchin. 
05:50Superfoods: The Real Story Kate Quilton is in Chile, looking at the medical miracles of snails. In Ghana, she examines a local rival to kale. And could olive oil be the answer to Alzheimer's? (S3 Ep3/8)