This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Friday, January 19 2018

05:35Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Raj Bisram is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
06:203rd Rock from the Sun Sally Forth The aliens and Mrs Dubcek start feuding because she won't get their plumbing fixed and they won't pay their rent. Don mistakenly thinks Sally wants him to propose to her. 
06:453rd Rock from the Sun Paranoid Dick Mary becomes concerned when Chancellor Stevens appears to be avoiding her in favour of Judith, and confiding in Dick only makes her more worried. 
07:10Everybody Loves Raymond Diamonds When Ray finds out that the diamond in the engagement ring he bought Debra is a fake, he decides to get it changed without her knowing; a potentially expensive mistake... 
07:35Everybody Loves Raymond The Game When the family's cable television stops working, they resort to a game of Scruples - accompanied by inevitable arguments. 
08:00Everybody Loves Raymond Recovering Pessimist Ray changes his ways after Debra accuses him of being too pessimistic, but his nearest and dearest reckon he has become a bighead. 
08:30Frasier Secret Admirer Frasier mistakenly thinks he has a secret admirer while he's dating an attractive new woman. 
09:00Frasier How to Bury a Millionaire Niles has to move in with Frasier after his divorce leaves him strapped for cash. 
09:35Frasier The Seal Who Came to Dinner While hosting an exclusive dinner party for The Gourmet Society at Maris's beach house, Frasier and Niles have to deal with a smelly washed-up seal carcass. 
10:05Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon travels to Oceana, a restaurant in the heart of New Orleans. Unfortunately Oceana desperately needs a large spoonful of both heart and soul to ensure its survival. 
11:00Sun, Sea and Selling Houses Newly retired Sue Garbutt from Devon is looking for a new-build property in the Alicante area. Mel and Neil Street-Bailey are looking to swap the UK rat race for a Spanish residence. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Channel 4's midday news summary. 
12:05Couples Come Dine with Me In and around Marbella in Spain, extrovert Jojo and Adrian's 1970s menu competes with young couple Mark and Zoe's international theme and Caz and Dave's Jewish family dishes. 
13:05Posh Pawn Claudia meets her match when a former fashionista approaches her about a collection of designer handbags, while James has to make a snap decision on an Italian classic scooter. (S4 Ep6/6) 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Raj Bisram is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
15:00Village of the Year Penelope Keith's all at sea in Beer; Patrick is 'boule-d over' in Sherston, Wiltshire; In Devon, Juliet meets the Clovelly donkeys; and Alex goes native in Llanllyfni. 
16:00A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun The island of Crete holds a special place in the hearts of Roy and Caroline Loates as it's where they married. Now, with a budget of 100,000, they want to make it their permanent home. 
17:00Four in a Bed It's the final day of the competition and the B&B owners are meeting for the last time to find out what they've been paid. After the tit-for-tat tirade, the winning B&B is announced. 
17:30Extreme Cake Makers In Penzance, husband and wife team Phil and Christine Jensen receive a commission that gets their engines revving as they attempt to make a cake that doubles up as a remote control Mini. 
18:00The Simpsons Ice Cream of Margie (with the Light Blue Hair): Marge, feeling overshadowed by Homer's new career selling ice cream, starts creating ice-lolly-stick sculptures to combat her depression. 
18:30Hollyoaks Mandy's focus lies on getting Ella back, while Simone is on Shane's case. Adam agrees to let Darcy see Toby but he's unaware of her plan. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
20:00Jamie and Jimmy's Friday Night... ...Feast The boys welcome Chris O'Dowd and Dawn O'Porter and make their favourite honeymoon meal: Caribbean red snapper. Plus ribs with whisky and Worcestershire BBQ sauce. (S5 Ep9/12) 
21:008 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown Jimmy Carr hosts. Jon Richardson and Joe Wilkinson take on guest captain Kevin Bridges and Jessica Knappett. With Dr John Cooper Clarke in Dictionary Corner. (S15 Ep1/4) 
22:00Gogglebox: Celebrity Special... ...for SU2C: Jeremy Corbyn, Jessica Hynes, Liam Gallagher, Freddie Flintoff, Jamie Redknapp, Ed Sheeran, Big Narstie, Example and Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne join Britain's favourite viewers. 
23:20First Dates Hotel Fitness fanatic Bernard, who's 87, meets ballroom-dancing-grandma Ruth. And the love triangle is resolved: does Kaylee have a chance with Charlie after his date with Jada? (S2 Ep2) 
00:20Spring Breakers Film (2012) Dark comedy-drama. Four female college students get drawn ever deeper into crime after robbing a store to fund their spring break. Hard drugs/nudity/sex/strong language and violence. 
02:00The Simpsons What Animated Women Want Homer tries to think of a way to save his marriage when Marge grows fed up with his selfishness. Milhouse adopts a bad-boy persona to attract Lisa. (S24 Ep22/22) 
02:25The Simpsons Whiskey Business Moe gets a new lease of life when some venture capitalists take an interest in his homemade whiskey, and Grampa injures himself while babysitting for Bart. (S24 Ep21/22) 
02:50Kiri Sarah Lancashire stars in the compelling drama about the abduction of a young child. Tobi searches for his son Nate, while the witch-hunt intensifies around social worker Miriam. (Ep2/4) [SL] 
03:45Grand Designs Australia A couple create a home that is 60 metres long, only one room wide and virtually all windows, set on a ridge overlooking the undulating hills of Adelaide's Barossa Valley. 
04:40Location, Location, Location Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer help three essential workers with modest budgets looking for first homes in south London. Can they make some more property dreams come true? [SL] 
05:35Food Unwrapped Food Unwrapped returns for a new series. Jimmy finds out how plastic packaging is polluting the food chain with potentially global implications. Plus: Marmite, and custard. (S12 Ep1/4) 
06:003rd Rock from the Sun A Nightmare on Dick Street (Part 1): Dick decides to ask Mary Albright to marry him after she announces she is going to Borneo, but his anxiety causes nightmares for the whole family.