This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Wednesday, December 11 2019

05:50Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Suzannah Lipscomb is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
06:30The King of Queens Tank Heaven Doug sabotages Carrie's relationship with her new colleagues. Spence and Danny use Arthur as a babe-magnet. 
06:55The King of Queens Altar Ego When Spence finds out that his ex-girlfriend Denise is getting married, he recruits Doug, Deacon and Danny to help him change her mind. 
07:20The King of Queens Icky Shuffle Arthur needs a replacement shuffleboard partner when Carrie comes down with a cold. Doug's no good, so he convinces Spence to join him for the big tournament... 
07:45Everybody Loves Raymond Ray Home Alone Ray spends time at home alone when Debra takes the kids to visit her parents, but he can't sleep. 
08:10Everybody Loves Raymond Big Shots Ray tries to get to the front of the queue to meet the New York Mets' 1969 'miracle' team at the Baseball Hall of Fame. 
08:40Frasier A Day in May Frasier comforts a crestfallen husband whose house has been put up for sale after his wife abandoned him, taking the children with her. 
09:10Frasier Cranes Go Caribbean Frasier is horrified when he learns Martin, Niles and Daphne are going to accompany him on his trip to Belize with Claire. 
09:40Frasier Don Juan in Hell (Part 1/2): As Frasier returns from a disastrous trip to Belize with his family, he is faced with the ghosts of past loves. 
10:10Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon Ramsay tackles a struggling seafood restaurant in Manhattan. The Black Pearl is hampered by debts, kitchen problems and three different owners who are all trying to run things. 
11:05Undercover Boss USA Fatburger, which was founded in the 1950s in Los Angeles, is known as the 'last great hamburger stand'. CEO Andy Wiederhorn dons a disguise to go undercover in his own organisation. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Channel 4's midday news summary. 
12:05The People's Vet Huyton head vet Matt is baffled by the mystery pain that's bothering Bronson the Mastweiler. And we meet Sam the lovebird who looks after his injured mate Sammy. (S2 Ep3) 
13:05Escape to the Chateau: DIY Mandy and Steve's first guests of the season are about to turn up, but their pool is still a nightmare. Meanwhile, Angel reveals some clever, cheap wedding tips. (S1 Ep8/20) 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Suzannah Lipscomb is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
15:00Find It, Fix It, Flog It In this episode, Simon accidently puts his foot through a drum, while Henry decides he's a silver surfer. They also uncover a gramophone and a stow-away bed to restyle. (S4 Ep18) 
16:00A Place in the Sun Steve and Linda have been visiting Spain for over 10 years and feel that now's the perfect time to buy their very own holiday home on the Orihuela Costa. 
17:00Kirstie's Handmade Christmas Four talented makers race against the clock to create a seasonal stocking. There are also tips on ways to improve your festive stitching. (S8 Ep13/15) 
18:00The Simpsons King-Size Homer Homer tries to put on enough weight to be classified as disabled so that he can work from home. 
18:30Hollyoaks Mercedes is plagued by a mystery tormentor. James and Liam reach an understanding, but James has an ulterior motive. Yasmine is hurt after confronting Edward about Finn. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
20:00New: The Secret Life of the Zoo... ...at Christmas: As the festive season approaches at Chester, the zoo's youngsters - from giraffes to monkeys - are about to have their first Christmas, and there are other newbies, too. 
21:00New: My Grandparents' War Kristin Scott Thomas The actor uncovers the story of how her grandfather William saved thousands at Dunkirk while serving as a commanding officer in the Royal Navy throughout WWII. (Ep3/4) 
22:00999: What's Your Emergency? An intimate and frank look at modern Britain through the eyes of the emergency services on the front line 
23:0024 Hours in A&E Marion, who's 73 and was recently diagnosed with lung cancer, is admitted with a life-threatening infection. Roy, who's 83, suffers multiple injuries after falling off his roof. (S19 Ep4) 
00:05What Makes a Murderer Anthony Powell served over 21 years in prison for murder. Now he submits himself to biological and psychological investigations to determine whether he had control over his actions. (Ep3/3) [SL] 
01:05#Horror Film (2015) Satirical horror featuring Chloe Sevigny. A killer is on the loose as six social-media-obsessed, phone-addicted 12-year-old girls are busy partying. Strong language/gory violence. 
02:40Rahm Film (2016) Drama. Pakistani adaptation of William Shakespeare's play Measure for Measure, set in the narrow streets of the old walled city of Lahore. In Urdu/subs. Strong language/violence. 
04:30Coast vs Country Jane and Jim hope to find their dream home in Devon for 400,000. But the twist is they have already made an offer on a country house - can Kerr or Sara find them somewhere better? [SL] 
05:25Extreme Cake Makers Phil and Christine make a stunning three-foot-long, life-like swimming turtle cake. Ben is asked to make a working windmill cake. And Karisha tackles a challenging hula girl cake. (S3 Ep16) 
05:50Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Suzannah Lipscomb is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent.