This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Monday, July 16 2018

06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Adam Henson is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
06:45The King of Queens Depo Man Carrie is embarrassed when Doug is called as an expert witness for a case she is working on. Meanwhile, Danny and Spence fight over Holly, the attractive dog walker. 
07:10The King of Queens Ovary Action Doug's parents' visit coincides with Carrie's 'fertile time'. 
07:35Everybody Loves Raymond Slave Ray and Debra inadvertently leave the twins home alone and are impressed with Ally when she takes care of them, so they offer her lots of other work... 
08:00Everybody Loves Raymond Whose Side Are You On? After realising that Debra places bets with the kids on his strange behaviour, Ray is disturbed to find out that his own children now think he's a 'doof'. 
08:30Everybody Loves Raymond Lateness Fed up with his wife's constant tardiness, Ray leaves Debra at home rather than take her to an awards ceremony. 
09:00Frasier An Affair to Forget Frasier receives a call from a wife who believes that her husband, a fencing instructor, is having an affair. It's odd that Maris is now passionate about fencing. 
09:35Frasier Agents in America Frasier learns some important new lessons and tactics in the fine art of contract negotiations from his agent Bebe. 
10:05Car S.O.S Alfa Romeo Renaissance Fuzz and Tim encounter a beloved 1963 Alfa Romeo Giulia Spider, a two-seater convertible that has been kept in a dusty barn in Essex. (S3 Ep6/10) 
11:05Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA In this revisit episode chef Gordon Ramsay goes back to three restaurants - Handlebar, Casa Roma and The Black Pearl - to find out whether his advice has been put to good use. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Channel 4's midday news summary. 
12:05Come Dine with Me In Edinburgh, vegetarian Gemma brings up the controversial topic of fox hunting and James cranks up the fun factor, but it's final host Tony who provides the biggest shock on his night. 
13:05Find It, Fix It, Flog It Henry Cole and Simon O'Brien turn unwanted possessions into hard cash. In this episode an old bureau gets a makeover on the road in Yorkshire. 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Anita Rani is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
15:00A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun Warren and Jacqui Sumner from Manchester first visited Crete on their honeymoon 23 years ago. Now they want to buy a holiday home there for 75,000. 
16:00The 100K Drop Davina McCall is joined by Terry and Clare, a couple from Stevenage, and father and daughter Gillian and Ken from Paisley. Will they manage to leave with the cash? (Ep51) 
17:00Come Dine with Me In and around Reading, first host, 54-year-old events organiser Sarah, attempts to wow her guests with a French-themed evening, and she even makes her own pastry for her lemon tart. 
17:30The Simpsons Homer's Barbershop Quartet Homer reminisces about the Be Sharps, the barbershop quartet he was in with Barney, Apu and Principal Skinner. 
18:00The Simpsons The Day the Violence Died Bart and Lisa help a homeless man (guest star Kirk Douglas), who claims he invented Itchy & Scratchy, to sue the programme makers. 
18:30Hollyoaks Nancy is in hospital after collapsing from another MS attack. When Jack and Darren come to visit her, she tells them she is going to be in a wheelchair for a while. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
20:00Getting Rich from the Housing... ...Crisis Channel 4 Dispatches: As Britain faces a major housing shortage, why do some of those who are responsible for providing social housing seem to be doing so well out of the crisis? 
20:30Food Unwrapped Can coffee help you sober up? Kate investigates trendy drink kombucha and meets people who are turning it into clothes! And which cut of beef do thin-cut steaks come from? (S14 Ep6) 
21:00Our Guy in Russia Guy Martin rides with Vladimir Putin's biker gang in Moscow, persuades a mysterious man to let him drive his Zil limousine through Red Square and takes the controls in a Soviet jet. (Ep1/3) 
22:00Who Is America? A brand new satirical series from comedian Sacha Baron Cohen. (Ep 1) 
22:408 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown Katherine Ryan hosts a special celebrating 100 years of women's suffrage. Roisin Conaty and Jessica Hynes v Sara Pascoe and Lolly Adefope. With Morgana Robinson, Susie and Rachel. (S16 Ep1) 
23:45Britain's Benefit Tenants In Leeds, letting agent Aimee gets a shock when she investigates reports of a bad smell and high numbers of bluebottles coming from one of her properties. (S3 Ep1/3) 
00:40One Born Every Minute After taking six years to conceive, Louise and Andy are looking forward to showing their baby off to Andy's worried stepmum Olwen, who's a health care assistant at the hospital. (S10 Ep2) 
01:35The Supervet Nurse Steph's cat is brought in after being poisoned. A Polish sheepdog needs an elbow replacement. And a self-confessed 'crazy cat lady' from Belfast visits with a ginger tom. (S4 Ep2/4) [SL] 
02:30The Secret Life of the Zoo Golden poison frog Pablo has lost interest in his partner Maria, so bad boy El Loco is brought in to shake things up. Baby porcupine Marion faces the meerkat mob. Plus: chimps. (S4 Ep8/10) 
03:25Vet on the Hill Dr Scott Miller returns with more highs and lows at his veterinary practice in London. In this episode, Scott helps kamikaze cat Bruce, who has fallen from a third floor flat. (S2 Ep1/8) 
04:20Selling Houses with Amanda Lamb In North Wessex, Anne brings colour to her garden, Christine and John focus on their mismatched dining room, and Kathy and Steve bring grandeur to their lounge. (Ep6/8) 
05:10My Kitchen Rules The final team to cook in the Midlands and Wales region are couple Jacqueline and Andrew from Shrewsbury, who run a small confectionery business making traditional nougat. 
06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Adam Henson is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent.