This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Saturday, December 16 2017

05:55Kirstie's Handmade Christmas If you're looking for ideas for your Christmas tree, then Kirstie Allsopp has lined up some of the most creative people around for inspiration. 
06:05Adventure Racing: AWRS China The world's strongest AR teams face a 600km race on foot, bike and kayak, unsupported and without sleep in the remote Atlay province of northern China, bordering Kazakhstan and Mongolia. 
06:30Everybody Loves Raymond Sleepover at Peggy's Ray is horrified when the mother of one of Ally's friends flirts with him as he drops his daughter off for a sleepover. 
06:55Everybody Loves Raymond Who's Next? Debra gets annoyed with Ray when he seems pleased that she's picked one of her attractive friends to replace her if she dies. 
07:20Everybody Loves Raymond The Shower Debra gives a bridal shower for Amy, but her good intentions get sidetracked by Marie's overzealous participation. 
07:45Frasier Look Before You Leap Frasier suggests everyone celebrates leap year by trying something daring - but his plans, as usual, go awry. 
08:15Frasier High Crane Drifter It's a bad day for American cafe society as a disgruntled Frasier has his favourite table at Cafe Nervosa taken over by a rude man. 
08:40The Big Bang Theory The Platonic Permutation At Thanksgiving, Sheldon and Amy hang out as friends at the aquarium, and Howard reluctantly agrees to volunteer at a soup kitchen. (S9 Ep9/24) 
09:05The Big Bang Theory The Earworm Reverberation Sheldon is driven to distraction when he can't get a familiar tune out of his head. Howard and Raj find out their band has a fan. (S9 Ep10/24) 
09:35The Simpsons Bart of Darkness Bart suspects Flanders has killed his wife when he spies on him through the rear window. 
10:05The Simpsons Two Dozen and One Greyhounds Santa's Little Helper fathers a huge litter of puppies, so Mr Burns offers them a home. But Burns has always fancied a greyhound-fur tuxedo... 
10:35The Simpsons The PTA Disbands Bart is over the moon when the teachers go on strike, but Lisa starts to go mad. And then the governors decide to replace the teachers with the PTA... 
11:05Holiday in Handcuffs Film (2007) Romcom starring Melissa Joan Hart and Mario Lopez. After her boyfriend dumps her, a woman kidnaps a stranger and tries to pass him off as her ex at her family Christmas gathering. 
12:50Come Dine with Me This festive celebrity competition features Rebecca Adlington, Jennifer Ellison, Alex Carter, SuperScrimpers' Mrs Moneypenny and first host Rav Wilding, who puts on a Mexican night. (Ep1/5) 
13:20Come Dine with Me This festive special continues, with Rav Wilding, Rebecca Adlington, Jennifer Ellison, Alex Carter and Mrs Moneypenny. On day 2, Rebecca goes for a Winter Games-themed evening. (Ep2/5) 
13:55Come Dine with Me Day 3 and it's the turn of actress Jennifer Ellison to host. Her aim for the evening is for it to be 'restaurant quality' with a singing waiter providing vocal entertainment. (Ep3/5) 
14:25Come Dine with Me The festive special continues, with former Hollyoaks and Emmerdale actor Alex Carter taking the hosting reigns. And his Indian-themed curry menu receives mixed results. (Ep4/5) 
14:55Come Dine with Me SuperScrimpers' Mrs Moneypenny is host for Day 5. She picks a traditional Christmas menu, but her choice of venison doesn't sit well with some of the guests who refuse to tuck into Rudolph. 
15:30Grand Designs In the beautiful Blackdown Hills in Devon, engineer Stephen and horticulturalist Elizabeth are building one of the most ambitious homes ever seen on the show - inspired by a shell. (Ep6) 
16:30Best Laid Plans Charlie Luxton helps Norfolk couple Stephen and Julia future-proof their home. In Cambridgeshire, Sophie Morgan meets Lauren and Charles, who are creating a kitchen-diner extension. (Ep10) 
17:35Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
18:00Word of the Year 2017 Do you know the difference between a 'broflake' and a 'snowflake'? Jo Brand, Nish Kumar, Aisling Bea, June Sarpong and Susie Dent take a look at the new words that made it big in 2017. 
19:00Guy Martin vs the Robot Car Guy Martin investigates autonomous vehicles, attempts to build a robotic Ford Transit, and takes on an artificially intelligent race car. What's fastest, man or machine? 
20:00The World's Most Expensive... ...Presents Gold-plated bikes, 40,000 ball gowns for dogs, million-dollar watches... This programme meets the craftsmen and women who make lavish gifts for the world's wealthiest people. 
21:00Pitch Perfect Film (2012) Musical comedy starring Anna Kendrick, Anna Camp and Rebel Wilson. A female singing group must overcome spectacular stage nerves and fierce rivals to win a national competition. 
23:10The Inbetweeners Movie Film (2011) Gross-out comedy with Simon Bird, Joe Thomas, Blake Harrison and James Buckley. School is over, so the lads celebrate with an outrageous holiday in Crete. Very strong language/sex. 
01:00Tomorrow, When the War Began Film (2010) Australian action-thriller. While camping in a remote valley, a group of teenagers realise that their country has been invaded by a foreign army - and decide to fight back. Violence. 
02:40The Last Leg Adam Hills, Alex Brooker and Josh Widdicombe examine the biggest stories of the week with celebrity guests including Jon Hamm and Rag'n'Bone Man performing Human. (S12 Ep12) 
03:35Hollyoaks Omnibus Darren brings Jack back from hospital, while Luke is still obsessing over Mark Gibbs. Grace can't resist Glenn's charms, and Diane is reaching the end of her tether with Tony. [SL] 
05:40Extreme Cake Makers Molly Robbins likes to push the boundaries. She's been asked to create a five-tier cake themed around Alice in Wonderland, complete with an edible Cheshire Cat and pouring teapot. (Ep5/15)