This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Wednesday, January 17 2018

05:35Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Raj Bisram is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
06:203rd Rock from the Sun Happy New Dick! Dick struggles to understand the significance of New Year's Eve, while Harry plans a huge bash at the bar and Tommy volunteers his services as party coordinator. 
06:453rd Rock from the Sun Two-Faced Dick Chaos ensues when the Big Giant Head switches Sally's body with Dick's. Harry and Tommy are intimidated by a couple of tough-looking guys who spend a lot of time at the bar. 
07:10Everybody Loves Raymond Turkey or Fish Debra takes it upon herself to prepare the Thanksgiving dinner, but she doesn't want to have her turkey compared with Marie's, so she decides to cook fish instead. 
07:35Everybody Loves Raymond Captain Nemo Ray is appointed captain of the basketball team after his brother Robert is ousted, but their parents are not pleased about the situation. 
08:00Everybody Loves Raymond The Ball Ray is upset to discover that the autographed Mickey Mantle baseball his dad gave him years ago is a fake. So he decides to tell his daughter Ally the truth about Santa. 
08:30Frasier Sweet Dreams Frasier puts his job on the line by refusing to read out an advertisement on air for the radio station's new sponsor. 
09:00Frasier Good Grief Frasier's unemployment situation brings about various emotional responses including denial, anger and depression. 
09:35Frasier Frasier's Curse Frasier worries about going to his high school reunion because every time a reunion comes up he has bad luck. 
10:05Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon travels to Boston to visit an Italian restaurant run into the ground by brothers Frank and Anthony. But the pair will have to trust each other again if the business is to succeed. 
11:00Sun, Sea and Selling Houses Evelyn's budget of 120,000 euros and her wish list for her dream home don't exactly line up around Alicante. Down in Almerķa, Daniel and Margaret would like to move nearer to the coast. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Channel 4's midday news summary. 
12:05Couples Come Dine with Me Oxfordshire Sherry and Phil serve a traditional menu with a twist. Jade and Luke believe their happy hearty food is the winning ticket, and Zahra and Conall plan on perfect presentation. 
13:05Posh Pawn Prestige Pawnbrokers boss James hopes to sell a Tiger Moth biplane for £70,000. A lord and lady are after big money for luxury handbags and a guitar signed by the Rolling Stones. (S4 Ep4/6) 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Raj Bisram is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
15:00Village of the Year Penelope Keith and the panel of judges visit four villages going head-to-head: Burton Bradstock in Dorset; Dolgarrog in Conwy, Wales; Llangwm, Pembrokeshire; and Mousehole, Cornwall. 
16:00A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun Danni Menzies shows John and Julie from Cheshire five properties for their budget of £120,000 in the beautiful region of southern Alicante, Spain. Will any of them steal their hearts? 
17:00Four in a Bed The group heads to Sleeperdorm Backpacker Hotel in Newcastle, where Ian Nicholls hopes they'll leave their designer gear at the door and bunk up in his cheap and cheerful dorms. 
17:30Extreme Cake Makers For one lucky birthday boy, Molly Robbins is making a two-foot-tall dinosaur-covered cake complete with royal icing volcano. And Karisha produces a seven-tiered carousel wedding cake. 
18:00The Simpsons G.I. (Annoyed Grunt): Homer accidentally gets signed up for basic training in the army. But Marge and Grandpa get roped in when they try to cajole the army into releasing Homer. 
18:30Hollyoaks Granny Campbell has a plan to sabotage Courtney, while Luke and Darren get a lead. And just when Nancy thinks she can get one over on Shane, he drops a bombshell. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
20:00Kirstie and Phil's Love It or... ...List It: Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer help the Clayton-Fisher family from Walthamstow, who can't decide if their two bed terrace needs a refurb or just selling off. (S3 Ep3/8) 
21:00Kiri Sarah Lancashire stars in the compelling drama about the abduction of a young child. Tobi searches for his son Nate, while the witch-hunt intensifies around social worker Miriam. (Ep2/4) 
22:00999: What's Your Emergency? Over the last decade, incidents of violence perpetrated by young men have risen by 22%. This episode meets the police and paramedics in Wiltshire who deal with the consequences. (S4 Ep2) 
23:0524 Hours in A&E This shocking episode follows three middle-aged women who are stabbed in broad daylight in a random attack at a supermarket car park in Surrey and rushed to St George's. (S14 Ep3) 
00:00PokerStars Championship Cash... ...Challenge British pros Charlie Carrel and Liv Boeree get put through the ringer, while Daniel Negreanu and Kevin Hart enjoy early success in the Monte Carlo cash game. 
01:00Our Family Wedding Film (2010) Romcom starring America Ferrara and Lance Gross as a secretly engaged couple whose nearest and dearest aren't at all pleased to discover that the two are about to be wed. [SL] 
02:45Paul O'Grady's Hollywood In this episode, Paul looks at movie heroines in films from Shanghai Lily to Pretty Woman, Alien, Kill Bill, Annie Hall, Bridget Jones and Marilyn Monroe in Some Like It Hot. (Ep 3/3) 
03:40Location, Location, Location In Yorkshire, Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer help two young first-time buyers looking to settle down, and also a family who have been scarred by a previous purchase. [SL] 
04:40Coast vs Country David wants to live by the beach while Shirley loves the countryside. Coastal expert Kerr Drummond and country fan Sara Damergi compete to find them a property for £300,000 in Cornwall. 
05:35Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Raj Bisram is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent.