This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Saturday, February 17 2018

05:15Coast vs Country Ian and Steph want to retire to Norfolk, but while Ian wants the peace and quiet of country life, Steph wants to embrace the buzz of a coastal community. 
06:05Kirstie's Fill Your House for Free Kirstie Allsopp and the team help young lovers Fern and Peter to transform their empty flat into a brilliant space for entertaining, with the help of some crafty upcycling. 
06:203rd Rock from the Sun Glengarry Glen Dick When Dick hears a pitch for a timeshare he immediately falls in love with the idea and, to help raise the money, persuades Officer Don to go halves on the scheme. 
06:453rd Rock from the Sun Dick Soup for the Soul Dick, Nina and Mary attend a book-signing for a volume claiming to help its readers find true happiness. Tommy goes through Hell Week to join a college fraternity. 
07:10The King of Queens Female Problems Doug becomes jealous when Carrie and their new neighbour hit it off. 
07:35The King of Queens Assaulted Nuts Doug is in agony after having an embarrassing accident at his workplace. 
08:00Everybody Loves Raymond You Bet Is Ray right to be sceptical when Frank uncharacteristically displays keen interest in his work? 
08:30Everybody Loves Raymond The Will When Ray and Debra draw up their wills, their choice of replacement guardians for the kids doesn't go down well. 
09:00Frasier Cheerful Goodbyes Frasier meets up with some of the old Cheers gang in Boston for Cliff's retirement party. 
09:30Frasier Frasier Has Spokane When Frasier's radio programme is syndicated in Spokane, it replaces a local broadcaster's show, enraging his callers. 
10:00Frasier The Guilt Trippers A birthday party held in Daphne's honour sets in motion some rather surprising and unexpected events. 
10:30The Big Bang Theory The Tangerine Factor When Penny breaks up with her boyfriend, Leonard plucks up the courage to ask her out. Both turn to Sheldon for advice about their date. (S1 Ep17/17) 
11:00The Big Bang Theory The Bad Fish Paradigm Penny opens up to a reluctant Sheldon after a less-than-stellar first date with Leonard, placing him in the awkward position of having to keep a secret. (S2 Ep1/23) 
11:30The Big Bang Theory The Codpiece Topology Seeing Penny out on a date with another guy sends a distressed Leonard rushing back to Leslie Winkle, much to Sheldon's dismay. (S2 Ep2/23) 
12:00The Simpsons Homer's Barbershop Quartet Homer reminisces about the Be Sharps, the barbershop quartet he was in with Barney, Apu and Principal Skinner. 
12:30The Simpsons Last Exit to Springfield Homer takes on Mr Burns in a labour struggle that rapidly spirals out of control, and when Homer leads the workers out on strike, Mr Burns retaliates. 
13:00The Simpsons So It Has Come to This The Simpsons' Clip Show: Bart's special April Fools' Day prank seriously misfires when the whole house explodes. 
13:30Come Dine with Me This new episode from Bedfordshire features a shock in a bedroom, a disaster with a starter, a complicated Thai feast and a forest-themed evening with a wardrobe for a front door. 
14:30Coast vs Country Rose and her daughter Caitlan plan to move from Buckinghamshire to Devon. Rose has fond memories of life by the seaside, while Caitlan has spent much of her childhood in the country. 
15:35A Place in the Sun Good friends Mike Dawson and Louise Clark want a holiday apartment in the buzzing resort of Sitges, near Barcelona. Ben Hillman sets out to help them find an apartment to suit for 170,000. 
16:35The Secret Life of the Zoo Three-legged chameleon Tripod goes speed-dating. And sloth Tina has been giving her partner Rico a hard time, but the keepers have a plan to bring them closer together. (S4 Ep7) 
17:35The Supervet Expats Dave and Sue drive 500 miles from France hoping to get a diagnosis for their border collie's leg pain. And an eight-year-old pug needs surgery on his elbow. (S9 Ep5) 
18:30Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
19:00Penelop Keith's Coastal Villages Penelope visits the coastal villages of the UK. Touring the seaside of West Sussex and the Isle of Wight, she becomes immersed in stories of seafarers, smugglers and shipwrecks. (Ep1) 
20:00Britain at Low Tide Tori Herridge explores remarkable stories that are revealed when the tide goes out. In East Sussex she explores a 1740s shipwreck and a harbour that only worked for four months. (S2 Ep1/6) 
21:00Ted 2 Film (2012) Adult comedy sequel. Ted, the toy bear who came to life, faces a legal challenge to his marriage. With Mark Wahlberg, Amanda Seyfried and Jessica Barth. Strong language/sex/drugs. 
23:15Dracula Untold Film (2014) Violent horror starring Luke Evans, Sarah Gadon and Dominic Cooper. In 12th-century Romania, a prince is captured by Turkish troops and finds himself on a path leading to vampirism. 
00:55The Last Leg Hosts Adam Hills, Alex Brooker and Josh Widdicombe examine the biggest and most entertaining stories of the week. Sally Phillips and Example join them live in the studio. (S13 Ep4) 
01:50Hollyoaks Omnibus The Maaliks receive some shocking news and another revelation floors Farrah. Sienna and Cleo are at war, while Granny Campbell makes Courtney consider her ability as a mother. [SL] 
03:55Four Rooms with Sarah Beeny The dealers compete for an original graffiti artwork, a first edition James Bond book, a clock from the German warship Tirpitz, a taxidermy unicorn and more. (Ep9) 
04:50Location, Location, Location Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer help an underwear entrepreneur to find a new home in London's West End, as well as looking for a new place for a vicar in Leytonstone, east London. [SL] 
05:45Superfoods: The Real Story Kate Quilton investigates the alleged health benefits of superfoods. In this edition she looks at pepper, white wine, and asks if sauerkraut is a gut superstar? (S3 Ep1/8)