This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Wednesday, November 13 2019

05:50Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Jenny Eclair is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent 
06:30The King of Queens Departure Time Doug's parents ask him to sign a document giving him responsibility for when to 'pull the plug', if they ever get very ill, making Doug's sister Stephanie jealous. 
06:55The King of Queens Swim Neighbors Carrie refuses to have a shared garden with the neighbours, so they spite her by building a swimming pool, which proves too tempting for Doug... 
07:20The King of Queens S'No Job Doug's Uncle Stu asks Doug to get his son Danny a job at IPS, but Doug doesn't want to work with his cousin. 
07:45Everybody Loves Raymond In-Laws Debra's upper class parents come to visit. Ray begs his parents to be nice to them but, when they all go out for a meal, it proves a tall order... 
08:10Everybody Loves Raymond Win, Lose or Draw Ray decides to ignore his dad's poker advice in order to prove he doesn't need any help. But when he loses yet again, Debra wants him to ask for his money back. 
08:40Frasier First Date Niles organises a fake 'first date' for himself with a neighbour so that Daphne won't realise that she is the one he has romantic feelings for. 
09:10Frasier Roz and the Schnoz Roz meets the parents of her baby's father and is shocked to discover a family facial characteristic that simply can't be ignored. 
09:40Frasier The Life of the Party When Frasier and Niles throw a singles party they are both attracted to the same woman, but it's Roz who steals the show. 
10:10Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon Ramsay revisits three restaurants - Lido, Anna Vincenzo's and Le Bistro - that he previously helped, to find out whether his advice has been put to good use. 
11:05Undercover Boss USA Lowell Hawthorne, President and CEO of Caribbean food producers Golden Krust, dons a disguise to go undercover among the workforce in his own company to determine the state of the business. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Channel 4's midday news summary. 
12:05Couples Come Dine with Me In south London, author Delilah and her boyfriend Laurence love Karla and Aiden's modern menu so much that they start feeding each other at the table, much to the horror of their hosts. 
13:05A New Life in the Sun A chef from Buckinghamshire opens up a cookery school in France. The British owner of a Spanish dive school waits for important news, and a Portsmouth couple begin new lives in France. 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Jenny Eclair is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent 
15:00A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun Lynn and Gerald are looking for a holiday home in the north of Spain's Murcia region, where they can enjoy the sunshine and golf. Will any of Ben Hillman's five contenders tempt them? 
16:00Escape to the Chateau: DIY Dick takes children Arthur and Dorothy to rescue baby toads in their chateau grounds. Alex and Ithaca struggle to stay on top of the upkeep of their 300-year-old family home. (S3 Ep13) 
17:00Junior Bake Off Harry Hill hosts the junior baking competition. It's Bread Day and the remaining Heat B junior bakers prepare a delicious breakfast using one of judge Liam's favourite recipes. (Ep8/15) 
18:00The Simpsons Barthood Bart's coming-of-age story is told, chronicling his life from youth to adulthood. But his tense relationship with Homer and being overshadowed by Lisa shape his future. (S27 Ep8) 
18:30Hollyoaks Ste wonders whether he'll ever be able to escape Stuart and Jonny. Yasmine feels isolated in the build-up to Sami and Sinead's wedding, and confides in Imran about her friendship with Finn. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
20:00New: George Clarke's Old House... ...New Home: George tackles a heavy chandelier in a Georgian townhouse in Yorkshire. The second property is a Georgian farmhouse in the Peak District that's a decorative nightmare. (S5 Ep3) 
21:00New: Grand Designs House of the... ...Year Kevin McCloud looks at homes which excel in craftsmanship and materials before the overall winner of the grand prize of House of the Year 2019 is revealed. (S5 Ep4/4) 
22:00New: Britain's Child Drug Runners Children as young as seven are being groomed to sell drugs for 'county lines' drugs gangs in towns and villages all over the UK. This film follows four young people trapped in this world. 
23:00Gogglebox What do Britain's favourite armchair critics make of Strictly Come Dancing; Four Rooms with Sarah Beeny; Seven Worlds, One Planet; Celebrity Hunted; and the film The Impossible. (S14 Ep9) 
00:05Flirty Dancing Ashley Banjo returns with the feel-good dancefloor dating show, as country music fan Kerry seeks an eligible bloke in a small Lancashire town. And Nifé fancies a tall guy. (S2 Ep1) 
01:00The British Tribe Next Door Grandma Christine joins the Moffatts and befriends 89-year-old Ruhandi. Eight-year-old Katambo goes hunting and the Moffatts experience Himba childbirth first hand. (Ep3/4) [SL] 
02:00A Thousand Words Film (2012) Comedy. Eddie Murphy stars as a truth-bending literary agent who finds himself in danger of literally talking himself to death after he's cursed by a New Age author he upset. [SL] 
03:35The Accident The inquest opens and questions are asked of Iwan, Alan and Harriet. Polly is forced to choose between her husband and justice when she's asked to betray Iwan. (Ep3/4) [SL] 
04:30The Secrets of Amazon: Dispatches Amazon is the largest online retailer in the world - one in three online purchases are made on it. As the busiest time in retail approaches, Dispatches investigates its unstoppable growth. [SL] 
05:00Unreported World Hurricane Hell A new series of the multi-award-winning foreign affairs strand. Reporter Seyi Rhodes explores the aftermath of Hurricane Dorian's rampage through the Bahamas. (S38 Ep1) [SL] 
05:25Extreme Cake Makers Rosie preps a three-foot-long cake to look part dragon, and part boat. Nastassja takes on an intricately decorated time piece cake, and Karisha faces a tricky balancing act. (S3 Ep12) 
05:50Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Jenny Eclair is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent