This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Tuesday, July 24 2018

06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Anita Rani is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
06:45The King of Queens Arthur, Spooner When Carrie has to work the night shift, Doug starts to get lonely but soon discovers that Arthur is the ideal companion to keep him company. 
07:10The King of Queens Window Pain Doug and Carrie don't make a good first impression on their new neighbours - young professional couple Mike and Debi - when they have a particularly loud argument. 
07:35Everybody Loves Raymond The Faux Pas Ray accidentally insults the twins' new friend to the boy's father and then makes it worse by repeating his mistake. 
08:00Everybody Loves Raymond Tasteless Frank Frank loses his sense of taste. Is it a side effect of his potency medication? And will he have to tell Marie that he is receiving chemical assistance? 
08:30Everybody Loves Raymond Sister-in-Law Trouble brews in the Barone family when Robert's wife Amy finds out that Ray thinks she is in the habit of talking too much. 
09:00Frasier Moon Dance When Niles decides it's time to start dating again, he takes Daphne to a posh society ball, but has she got the wrong idea about his intentions? 
09:35Frasier The Show Where Diane Comes Back When Diane visits Seattle, Frasier is torn between his feelings for her and his resentment from when she ditched him at the altar. 
10:05Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon travels to Boston to visit an Italian restaurant run into the ground by brothers Frank and Anthony. But the pair will have to trust each other again if the business is to succeed. 
11:00The Simpsons All About Lisa Sideshow Bob tells the story of how Lisa rose to become Krusty the Clown's latest replacement. Homer and Bart go in search of a rare coin. 
11:30The Simpsons Bart the Genius Bart cheats at a test, but is so successful that he is sent to a school for the gifted. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Channel 4's midday news summary. 
12:05Come Dine with Me In Greater Manchester, will it be a fairy tale ending for Diane, will cheeky chap Paul turn things round, will Ian rely on the sympathy vote, or will Kay show them how it should be done? 
13:05Find It, Fix It, Flog It In this episode, Henry Cole monkeys around with a monkey bike, while Simon O'Brien uses all his skills to restore an old racing bike. 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. John Inverdale is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
15:00A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun Former pub landlady Janice Gibson wants a fresh start, and now that most of her children have flown the nest she wants to swap Newcastle for a home in the Mar Menor area of southern Spain. 
16:00The £100K Drop Davina McCall is joined by Ann and William, a couple from Ayre, and Laura and Nad, a couple from Manchester. Will either pair be taking home the cash? (Ep57) 
17:00Come Dine with Me It's day two in Birmingham, and 37-year-old shopping channel producer Martha is hoping to educate - as well as entertain - her guests with a fully vegan feast. 
17:30The Simpsons Bart's Inner Child Self-help guru Brad Goodman encourages the population of Springfield to act more like Bart, with disastrous consequences. Guest starring James Brown as himself. 
18:00The Simpsons A Fish Called Selma Actor Troy McClure is in desperate need of some good publicity following his implication in a sordid sea-life scandal. So he arranges a sham wedding with Selma. 
18:30Hollyoaks Lily decides she wants to quit her job for unpaid hospital work experience, and it's Damon and Holly's wedding day. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
20:00Ackley Bridge Mandy's abusive dad turns up at the school suffering from dementia. She returns to the estate where she grew up to see that her mum can't cope with the situation. (S2 Ep8/12) 
21:00999: What's Your Emergency? This episode joins the emergency services as they respond to accidents from car crashes to sports injuries and a man who's chopped through his foot while cutting firewood. (S7 Ep1) 
22:00Gogglebox What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of The Royal Wedding, All Round to Mrs Brown's, A Very English Scandal, The Handmaid's Tale and Jamie's Quick & Easy Food? (S11 Ep14) 
23:0524 Hours in A&E Richard has fallen off a ladder while he was fixing his roof. Doreen has a serious infection. Five-year-old Cojo has injured his elbow while he was wrestling with his brother. (S15 Ep10) 
00:05Random Acts Zawe Ashton presents more of the world's best creative films. Noel Fielding plays a dying angel. A visual artist lights up a ghost town. West African folklore meets fashion film. (S5 Ep2/6) 
00:30Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon Ramsay's target is Sabatiello's, an Italian family restaurant in Stamford, Connecticut, better known for the tantrums of combustible owner Sammy than the quality of its food. 
01:2060 Days in Jail Full Inmate At midway point, Isaiah makes a friend who reminds him of his brother, Zac receives a visit from his wife, and Tami's feud with Barbra continues. (S1 Ep5/12) 
02:10The Secret Life of the Zoo Young orangutan Tripa is half the size of other orangutans his age. He relies on his mum for everything but can he become independent when she has a new baby? (S5 Ep4/6) 
03:05Live Well for Longer This new health show covers the stuff we all want to know about. This time it's all about sex, drugs and alcohol, including male contraception, smart drugs, and a month off the booze. (Ep1) [SL] 
04:00Selling Houses with Amanda Lamb In Newport, Wales, Matt and Vicky add some colour. Roger and Kath sort their mismatched decor. And Jodi and Alex add a third bedroom, as they try to sell to buyer Anthea. (Ep9/9) 
04:55My Kitchen Rules Mid-week Mansion Round contestants are friends Tosin and Geneviève, who have to face the mystery ingredient choice of guest judge Allegra McEvedy six live crabs. 
05:50Kirstie's Handmade Treasures Kirstie Allsopp takes on artisan projects, learning to make beeswax candles, home-made handscrub and a pendant made of silver clay. 
06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Anita Rani is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent.