This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Monday, April 22 2019

06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Paul Zenon is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
06:35Cheers I Do, Adieu Sam and Diane's approaching wedding day is greeted with varying degrees of enthusiasm by the bar regulars. Diane hears a publisher is interested in her writing. (S5 Ep26/26) 
07:05Cheers Home Is the Sailor Sam returns when his trip around the world is cut short by his boat sinking. He tries to get his old job back but is hampered by the bar's new management. (S6 Ep1/25) 
07:30Cheers 'I' on Sports: Sam is asked to fill in for a TV sports reporter for a week and persuades Rebecca to give him time off from the bar, but broadcasting isn't as easy as it looks. (S6 Ep2/25) 
07:55Frasier The Three Faces of Frasier Frasier becomes obsessed with a caricature of him that hangs on the wall of a Seattle restaurant. 
08:20Frasier Dark Side of the Moon Daphne buckles under the strain of planning her wedding, knowing deep down it's because her true love is not her betrothed. 
08:50Frasier Something Borrowed, Someone Blue (Part 1): Frasier offers romantic advice to Niles and Daphne, hoping that they'll admit their love for one another before her wedding. 
09:20Everybody Loves Raymond Why Are We Here? Ray and Debra reminisce about more peaceful times in their first apartment and recall why they ended up living across the road from Ray's meddlesome parents. 
09:50Everybody Loves Raymond Ray's on TV Ray's family reluctantly tell him the truth about his performance after he appears as a panellist on TV. 
10:20Ramsay's Hotel Hell Gordon Ramsay returns to the USA to help Angler's Lodge in Idaho, a stunning venue whose owners have been struck by family tragedy. Can he rescue the broken family's business? (S3 Ep1/8) 
11:15Car S.O.S MGA Roadster Tim Shaw and Fuzz Townshend tackle one of their biggest challenges: a 1959 MGA Roadster that's been rusting in a damp barn for almost 40 years. (S6 Ep1/10) 
12:10Dante's Peak Film (1997) Action thriller starring Pierce Brosnan and Linda Hamilton. A scientist's warning that a volcano is set to erupt is unwisely ignored by the inhabitants of the resort on its slopes. 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Paul Zenon is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
15:00A Place in the Sun Ben Hillman is on the island of Lanzarote helping house hunters Sue and Ray, who met nearly 30 years ago through a shared love of football, and are now looking for a home to retire to. 
16:00A New Life in the Sun How do two expats cope when large rodents visit their gîte complex in France? Meanwhile, an ex-policeman and his husband take over a failing hotel in Spain. (S4 Ep31) 
17:00Four in a Bed Heather and Sally hope their fussy cleaning regime will impress their rivals at Brockley Hall Hotel in Yorkshire. But there are problems in some rooms, and the breakfast puzzles the guests. 
17:30Extreme Chocolate Makers Chocolatiers from around the UK make amazing chocolate creations. Ashley McCarthy makes a rotating chocolate glitter ball with two delicious dancers for a charity event. (Ep1/10) 
18:00The Simpsons Little Big Girl Lisa invents fragments of her family's history to impress her classmates and score well on a school project. As her story gains notoriety, she feels increasingly guilty. 
18:30Hollyoaks Laurie's future at Hollyoaks High could be in jeopardy, while Sinead makes a shocking discovery about his past. Mercedes and Breda fight for Sylver's affection. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
19:30The Secret Life of 5 Year Olds... ...on Holiday: The Secret Life children leave the playground and head to Cyprus with their families, providing a chance to see how they react to those special holiday moments. 
20:00New: Supershoppers Kate Quilton and Sabrina Grant go undercover at leading health retailer Holland & Barrett, and also explore whether you can trust Tesco's claims about their own-brand eco range. (S6 Ep2/6) 
20:30New: Travel Man: 48 Hours in Porto Nish Kumar joins Richard Ayoade for a potter round Porto. Their hectic mini-break includes scooters, a tipple or two, a fat sandwich, pastries, confession and amazing views. (S8 Ep2/4) 
21:00New: 999: What's Your Emergency? Police launch a murder investigation when two people are stabbed by a stranger. But all may not be as it seems, in a case that raises difficult questions about why people carry knives. 
22:00New: Life After Lock-Up Ex-offenders attempt to reintegrate into society. Gemma, who's homeless, moves to the park for the summer. Jason seeks help for his deteriorating mental health. (Ep3/3) 
23:05A Very British Brothel This follow-up film returns to Sheffield's City Sauna. The certified massage parlour run by a mum and daughter team, which specialises in mature and larger ladies, is looking to expand. 
00:05The Supervet: Noel Fitzpatrick The nation's favourite vet sees faces old and new, including a lame spaniel to whom it might be time to say goodbye, and a French sheepdog that Noel helped as a puppy. (S13 Ep6) 
01:05Mission Ignition Luxury legends Rolls-Royce and Daimler face off as two teams of car nuts race to reassemble the classic models from bits. The first to complete and start their car keep it. (Ep4/4) 
02:00Heal the Living Film (2016) Tahar Rahim, Emmanuelle Seigner, Anne Dorval and Gabin Verdet star in writer-director Katell Quillévéré's mesmerising, thought-provoking drama about organ donation. In French/subs. 
03:45French Collection Toulouse and Tunbridge Wells Julie transforms old chandeliers into statement necklaces, rival Nick turns a ladder into a herb management system, and Assly learns the art of hydro-dipping. 
04:40Kirstie's Handmade Treasures Kirstie Allsopp throws herself into the competitive world of flower arranging by attempting an improvised floral display at the Royal Cornwall Show. 
04:55The £100K Drop Davina McCall is joined by friends Marnie and Jemma from Sunderland, and Tash and Dom, a couple from Cardiff. Will either of them manage to leave with the cash? (S1 Ep30) 
05:50Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Paul Zenon is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent.