This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Thursday, November 14 2019

05:50Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Jenny Eclair is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent 
06:30The King of Queens Pregnant Pause (Part One): Carrie is shocked to discover that she is pregnant, and with characteristic bad timing, Arthur wants Doug to build him a bathroom in the basement. 
06:55The King of Queens Pregnant Pause (Part Two): Doug struggles to hold down two jobs to save money for the baby's arrival. 
07:20The King of Queens Walk, Man Doug and Carrie want to get pregnant, but can't get Arthur out from under their feet. So Doug hires an attractive dog walker to take him out. 
07:45Everybody Loves Raymond Turkey or Fish Debra takes it upon herself to prepare the Thanksgiving dinner, but she doesn't want to have her turkey compared with Marie's, so she cooks fish instead. 
08:10Everybody Loves Raymond Captain Nemo Ray is appointed captain of the basketball team after his brother Robert is ousted, but their parents are not pleased about the situation. 
08:40Frasier Party, Party Frasier tries to hook up with an attractive lady, but there are obstacles: a broken watch, car troubles, and Martin's invitation to Chimps on Ice. 
09:10Frasier Sweet Dreams Frasier puts his job on the line by refusing to read out an advertisement on air for the radio station's new sponsor. 
09:40Frasier Good Grief Frasier's unemployment situation brings about various emotional responses including denial, anger and depression. 
10:10Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA In California, Gordon visits Jamaican restaurant Café Kingston, where he meets Dr Una Morris, a micromanaging owner who also works as a radiotherapist in the clinic next door. 
11:05Undercover Boss USA Sharon John, CEO of Build-A-Bear Workshop, goes undercover in her own company to work alongside the employees who custom-build stuffed animals in retail outlets. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Channel 4's midday news summary. 
12:05Couples Come Dine with Me In the West Country, Charlotte and Miguel's Venezuelan menu competes with Pansy and Rob's sophisticated fare and alternative healing practitioners Elle and Dave's organic wheat-free feast. 
13:05A New Life in the Sun A couple from Essex dream of running a Spanish bar. At a cooking school in France, a knife skills course doesn't end well; and can a Portsmouth couple open their new B&B in time? 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Colin Murray is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
15:00A Place in the Sun Martine and her son Remi are searching for a holiday home on the beautiful Charente coast on the island of Oleron in France. Ben Hillman is on hand with five properties. 
16:00Escape to the Chateau: DIY Donna and Paul are hard at work on their most ambitious project yet. Alex and Ithaca need to raise some cash to help repair their 300-year-old roof. (S3 Ep14) 
17:00Junior Bake Off Harry Hill hosts the junior baking competition. It's Dessert Day and the Heat B bakers must produce delicious, sweet creations for judges Prue and Liam. (Ep9/15) 
18:00The Simpsons The Girl Code Marge posts a photo on social media that gets Homer fired from work, so he returns to his original employment as a dishwasher in a restaurant. Lisa creates an app. (S27 Ep9) 
18:30Hollyoaks Stuart and Jonny have a dangerous plan that leaves Ste very worried. Edward makes his presence known in his new hospital role and decides to destroy Finn's chance at happiness. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
20:00New: The Secret Life of the Zoo Keepers spot that Asian short-clawed otter pups are developing bald patches, threatening their waterproofing. Plus, Caribbean flamingos, Asian elephants and dik-dik antelopes. (S8 Ep3) 
21:00New: The Accident Harriet is in the dock for gross negligence manslaughter as the families' private prosecution finally arrives in court. And Polly fears for Leona, who wants to give evidence. (Ep4/4) 
22:00999: What's Your Emergency? With 76% of police work now having nothing to do with catching criminals, this episode focuses on the increased demands on front line officers. (S9 Ep2) 
23:008 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown Sean Lock and Rob Beckett take on special guest team captain Alan Carr and Sarah Millican. Nick Mohammed is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. (S18 Ep4) 
00:00Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon visits the Prohibition Grille in Everett, Washington, to meet a belly dancer-turned-restaurateur who is oblivious to the disastrous dishes served from her own kitchen. (S6 Ep14/16) 
00:55Harry Hill's Clubnite Harry presides over sketches, games, music and comic acts Suzi Ruffell, The Delightful Sausage, Mawaan Rizwan, Phil Dunning and Mat Ewins. (Ep3/6) 
01:50Nude Indian Film Season Drama starring Kalyanee Mulay. A young mother decides to risk her reputation in order to pay for her son's education. In Marathi/subs. 
03:50Sun, Sea and Brides to Be In this episode, one couple discovers that woollen kilts and a Cyprus heatwave don't go well together, and wedding planner Sharron meets her match in a mother of the bride. (Ep2) 
04:45Come Dine with Me Four amateur cooks in Sheffield compete in a week of dining featuring feuding, risqué anecdotes, some fine food, and a raging battle over whether wine corks or screw-top lids are best. 
05:40Kirstie's Fill Your House for Free Furniture hacker Max McMurdo gets creative, fashioning a table from an old engine and turning an old bath into a bespoke chair. 
05:50Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Jenny Eclair is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent