This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Saturday, April 4 2020

06:00Mike & Molly Mike in the House When Mike moves in with Molly and her family, he has to adjust from life in his bachelor pad to living in a house full of women. (S2 Ep3) 
06:25Mike & Molly '57 Chevy Bel Air: Mike is in hot water when Molly finds out that he bought Vince's used car without asking her first, because she thinks they should be saving up for the wedding. (S2 Ep4) 
06:45The Big Bang Theory The Deception Verification Leonard returns early from his research expedition as a surprise for Penny, but Sheldon becomes upset that he wasn't in on the secret. (S7 Ep2/24) 
07:10The Big Bang Theory The Scavenger Vortex Raj organises an epic and demanding scavenger hunt for the group of friends, designed to test their scientific knowledge and common sense. (S7 Ep3/24) 
07:35The Big Bang Theory The Raiders Minimization Amy ruins one of Sheldon's favourite films by pointing out a flaw in the storyline. Raj and Stuart decide to create online dating profiles. (S7 Ep4/24) 
08:00The Big Bang Theory The Workplace Proximity Amy tells Sheldon she's been asked to work on a project at his university, but the guys insist that this will be bad for their relationship. (S7 Ep5/24) 
08:25The Simpsons Homer's Phobia When Bart befriends a gay shop owner (guest star John Waters), Homer decides to take his son hunting, but not everything goes according to plan. 
08:55The Simpsons Brother from Another Series Sideshow Bob (guest star Kelsey Grammer) is once again released from prison, into the care of his respectable brother Cecil (David Hyde Pierce). 
09:25The Simpsons My Sister, My Sitter Lisa starts a new career as a babysitter. All is going well, until Marge and Homer employ her to look after Bart and Maggie... 
09:55The Simpsons Realty Bites Marge takes a job with Lionel Hutz's estate agency, Red Blazer Realty, but begins to question her morals when she has to sell properties that aren't quite up to scratch. 
10:25The Simpsons All Singing, All Dancing The Simpsons remember all the great songs from their eventful lives after renting the movie Paint Your Wagon. With the guest voice of George Harrison. 
10:55The Simpsons Today I Am a Clown Homer is a huge success when he fills in for Krusty on TV. Guest starring Mr T and Jackie Mason. 
11:20The Simpsons Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens, and Gays: When a baby riot breaks out at a children's concert, the town's childless community form an anti-youth lobby. 
11:50Come Dine with Me Horse-loving Jen, pescatarian 'vibes coordinator' Craig, comedy dancer Steve and style aficionado Michelle compete to host the best dinner party in Bristol and Bath. 
12:50The Dog House Wally, a poodle cross, struggles to find a home due to his tricky behaviour. And will Janet, who's looking for company after the loss of her husband, bond with bichon frise Bruce? (Ep7/8) 
13:50Four in a Bed The first visit is to Harrogate, where management team 'Clarkey' and Katie help run the White Hart Hotel. The extra charge for posh coffee at breakfast causes a stir. 
14:20Four in a Bed The second visit is to Raouf and his friend Chrissie at the New Promenade Hotel in Blackpool. There's a teetering toilet seat, and Clarkey and Katie are turned off by muck on the taps. 
14:55Four in a Bed The third visit is to Vicky's aptly named terrace house, The Terrace, in Oxford. Two pairs of guests make some grim discoveries, including hairs and a pre-sucked sweet. 
15:25Four in a Bed The last visit is to Robin and Liza's Georgian mansion, Tall John's House, in the Brecon Beacons. The guests gush over their new friendships, but Vicky doesn't seem to share the sentiment. 
15:55Four in a Bed On the final day of the competition, the B&B owners meet for the last time to settle some scores. There's anger as well as tears of joy when the winner is revealed. 
16:25A Place in the Sun: Home or Away Wendy and Pete from Cambridgeshire want to buy their first home together, but can't agree on where it should be. Will it be Great Yarmouth in Norfolk or the countryside of Almeria in Spain? 
17:30New: Animal Rescue School The trainee inspectors are half way through their year. Nat helps out two pigeons, Debs rescues two meerkats, Jess helps a dog find a new family and they get a lesson in euthanasia. (Ep3) 
18:30My Grandparents' War: Mark Rylance The actor and peace campaigner explores the extraordinary World War II story of his grandfather Osmond Skinner, who spent almost four years as a Japanese prisoner of war. (Ep2/4) 
19:30Channel 4 News Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather. 
20:00Great Canal Journeys Timothy West and Prunella Scales explore the Norfolk Broads, one of Britain's most ancient and picturesque waterways, discovering the area's unique way of life, ruins and fens. (S8 Ep1/4) 
21:00War for the Planet of the Apes Film (2017) Andy Serkis reprises his pioneering motion-capture role as super-intelligent primate Caesar for the third part of the rebooted Apes saga and it's all-out war between apes and humans. 
23:50Solace Film (2015) Thriller starring Anthony Hopkins. A psychic former FBI analyst joins the hunt to catch a serial killer who also has psychic powers. Very strong language/violence/sex/self-harm. 
01:35Hollyoaks Omnibus Mitchell's father, Felix, makes an impression in the village, but can he win over his son? Liberty and Brody prepare to face their feelings, and emotions run high for Sienna and Warren. [SL] 
02:55The Supervet Professor Noel Fitzpatrick and his team provide cutting-edge care for pets, including complex spinal surgery for a German pointer and cancer treatment for a Leonberger. (S9 Ep1/11) 
03:50Grand Designs Australia A super-engineered tent that incorporates a huge, taut, translucent sail covering a rectangular pavilion with a retractable roof is created in a lush rainforest. (S7 Ep3) 
04:45Location, Location, Location Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer go house-hunting in Reading, helping a dad and daughter trawl Caversham. And can teachers Richard and Jo find a family home before the school term starts? 
05:40Kirstie's Vintage Gems Iman and Heather want to decorate their new house in an opulent 1920s style. Iman likes to buy brand new, but can Kirstie Allsopp convince him that second-hand isn't always second best? 
06:00Everybody Loves Raymond The Sister Debra's hippie sister turns up unexpectedly at the house to announce that she has decided to become a nun.