This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Saturday, July 4 2020

06:00Everybody Loves Raymond Ray's on TV Ray's family reluctantly tell him the truth about his performance after he appears as a panellist on TV. 
06:25Everybody Loves Raymond Father Knows Least Ray reluctantly accompanies Debra to parenting classes but soon realises that he can use the lessons on his own parents. 
06:50Frasier The Innkeepers When Frasier learns that one of Seattle's most famous restaurants is about to close, he visits to say goodbye and, in a moment of madness, offers to buy it. 
07:15Frasier Dark Victory After counselling his family and friends when all he wants is a little peace, Frasier comes to realise that sometimes you have to put others first. 
07:40The Big Bang Theory The Plimpton Stimulation When Sheldon meets a famous physicist online, he invites her over to the apartment, where she spends her time flirting with Leonard. (S3 Ep21/23) 
08:00The Big Bang Theory The Staircase Implementation This episode flashes back to the start of Sheldon and Leonard's friendship seven years earlier and explains the roommate agreement. (S3 Ep22/23) 
08:30The Big Bang Theory The Lunar Excitation Raj registers Sheldon for online dating and finds the perfect match: the female version of Sheldon. Penny seduces Leonard while she's drunk. (S3 Ep23/23) 
08:55The Big Bang Theory The Cruciferous Vegetable Amplification Sheldon realises that he won't live long enough to download his consciousness into a robot body, so he tries to extend his lifespan. (S4 Ep2/24) 
09:25The Simpsons E Pluribus Wiggum When Mayor Quimby calls an early election, the candidates are so uninspiring that the voters elect Ralph Wiggum in protest. 
09:55The Simpsons Co-Dependent's Day The Simpsons go to California so that Bart and Lisa can tell the Cosmic Wars creator what they think of his latest film. 
10:25The Simpsons Wandering Juvie After Bart scams the town out of wedding presents, he is sent to juvenile detention but ends up on the run, chained to a female inmate. 
10:55The Simpsons Husbands and Knives Comic Book Guy sells The Android's Dungeon to Marge, who turns it into a women-only gym. 
11:25The Simpsons Funeral for a Fiend Sideshow Bob is put on trial for trying to murder the Simpsons. At the trial, Bart inadvertently kills him - but is he really dead? 
11:50The Simpsons Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind Homer wakes up with no memory of the night before. When he discovers that his family is missing, he panics that he did something awful to them. 
12:20Couples Come Dine with Me There's a clash of the menus in Essex as Kellie and Scott and Stuart and Jamie serve near-identical dishes. Can happy-go-lucky Lisa and cabbie Nick steal the top spot? 
13:20Four in a Bed Shelley and her mum Linda host first, at their bargain B&B, The Five Bells, near Dover. But road noise disturbs some guests' sleep, and there's pricing confusion at breakfast. 
13:50Four in a Bed Experienced hotelier Gez hosts the second visit, at The Thomas Paine Hotel in Thetford. Sarah and Chris find their saucy bedside book inappropriate. 
14:25Four in a Bed Chris and Sarah hope that the factory next door won't detract from the charms of their historic pub, the Rose and Crown in Tenbury Wells. But Gez takes exception to the setting. 
14:55Four in a Bed The last visit is to the Woodlands Guest House on Exmoor, owned by fitness fanatic Lesley Hawker and her husband Steve. And revenge is in the air for Shelley and Linda... 
15:25Four in a Bed It's the final day of the competition and tensions run high as the group work through their issues, before the payments are revealed and the winner is announced. 
16:00A Place in the Sun Mal and Sue from Suffolk fell in love with Spain over 15 years ago and are now looking to retire there. Danni Menzies shows them five properties in the Vera region. 
16:45Celebrity Snoop Dogs The celebrity property show with a unique film crew: the celebs' pampered pooches. A Cockalier and a Shar Pei show us their homes. Which celebs do these curious canines belong to? (Ep2) 
17:15Grand Designs With only £500 in the bank, Simon and Jasmine plan to build a three-bed Grand Design on a hill in rural Pembrokeshire and become self-sufficient within five years. Is it really possible? 
18:15Channel 4 News Channel 4's flagship news programme. 
18:45F1 Austrian GP Qualifying... ...Highlights Austria hosts the first Qualifying of the delayed season. It's easy to imagine how much the drivers want to get racing. Being the first pole-sitter would be the ideal start. 
20:15How to Build British: Bentley With access all areas to the Bentley factory, we see the luxury car manufacturer build a new £170k Continental GT, from the bare-metal bolts to the finished car. 
21:15xXx: Return of Xander Cage Film (2017) Action-thriller sequel starring Vin Diesel. Thrill-seeking secret agent Xander Cage returns for another mission. Co-starring Donnie Yen, Deepika Padukone and Toni Collette. Violence. 
23:15Triple 9 Film (2016) Violent action-thriller with Kate Winslet and Chiwetel Ejiofor. A Russian mobster's ruthless wife pressures gangsters to stage a dangerous heist. Sex/drugs/very strong language. 
01:15Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA In rural New Jersey, Gordon Ramsay visits Flamangos, where mother and daughter Adele and Cheryl are stuck in their tropical ways. But their restaurant is far from a paradise. 
02:10The Simpsons Weekend at Burnsie's Dr Hibbert puts Homer on medicinal marijuana after he is attacked by a murder of crows. 
02:35Hollyoaks Omnibus Sid takes his anger out on Jordan, while Peri makes a shocking discovery. Tony's mood swings take a turn. John Paul ditches a date with George. And can James convince Juliet to come home? [SL] 
03:30Building the Dream On the Suffolk coast, Charlie Luxton helps newly retired Marisa and Andrew set out to build a bespoke home that'll turn heads. But fate deals the couple a painful blow. (S9 Ep2) 
04:25Grand Designs Australia Peter Maddison meets Eddie and Dot, who dream of a home with a magnificent 360-degree view in the Strathbogie Ranges. (S8 Ep1/10) 
05:20Jamie: Keep Cooking and Carry On Jamie Oliver shows us incredible recipes, tips and hacks, including a quick green pasta, chicken pot pie and giant vegetable rösti. (Ep6) [SL] 
05:45Jamie's Comfort Food Jamie Oliver takes the nation's favourite dishes to the next level. In this episode, he cooks ravioli with a meat sauce. 
06:00Everybody Loves Raymond Brother Ray agrees to take Robert out on the anniversary of his divorce but is disturbed by the brotherly bonding that develops.