This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Thursday, March 22 2018

06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Suzi Perry is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
06:453rd Rock from the Sun Dickmalion Mary Albright is irked when she fails to be accepted by the cream of Rutherford society, but when Dick makes the cut he discovers the high life is not all it's cracked up to be. 
07:103rd Rock from the Sun Sensitive Dick Dick is forced to take special training after he comes down too hard on his students and they complain about him. Harry escorts Vicki to her high school reunion. 
07:35Everybody Loves Raymond Season's Greetings Marie is jealous when she receives a letter from a relative saying how wonderful her life is. 
08:00Everybody Loves Raymond Tissues When Debra grudgingly agrees to let Ray be more involved in the daily decision making, he starts shopping for things that he wants. 
08:30Frasier Room with a View When Frasier innocently searches for his missing book in Daphne's room, he inadvertently digs himself into a big financial hole. 
09:00Frasier The Club Sibling rivalry is rampant in the Crane household as Frasier and Niles compete for election into a prestigious gentlemen's club. 
09:35Frasier Someone to Watch Over Me Frasier is nominated for a broadcasting award but has to call in a bodyguard when he is pestered by an unlikely stalker. 
10:05Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon Ramsay heads to Arvada, Colorado, where out-of-control hoarder Randy and his wife Alexa have allowed their restaurant Old Neighborhood to fall into utter disrepair. (S7 Ep2/10) 
11:00Undercover Boss USA Doug Guller, CEO of Bikinis Sports Bar and Grill, a fast-growing restaurant chain, goes undercover posing as a reality show contestant, to work alongside staff in his Texas-based company. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Channel 4's midday news summary. 
12:05Come Dine with Me Bristol. The hosts are motor-mouthed recycling manager Siobhan, mild-mannered lighting salesman Russell, Welsh singer/songwriter and hippy punk Rhianna, and pop star manager Matt. 
13:05Posh Pawnbrokers In London and Sheffield, the dealers consider a ?35,000 theatre organ, a medieval coin and a huge antique jardini?re from Japan. 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Len Goodman is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
15:00A Place in the Sun: Home or Away John and Alison from Devon are at a crossroads. Alison wants to spend six months of the year in Dorset, while John would happily relocate to Tenerife. Laura and Jonnie are on hand to help. 
16:00A New Life in the Sun A couple from Essex dream of running a Spanish bar. At a cooking school in France, a knife skills course doesn't end well; and can a Portsmouth couple open their new B&B in time? 
17:00Four in a Bed The fourth visit is The Compton Swan in Newbury, owned by Geoff Jones and Joan McGowan. Expectations are high after Joan reveals she was named Ireland's Business Woman of the Year. 
17:30Star Boot Sale Nancy Sorrell stars in the celebrity car boot sale and her big ticket item is a painting by husband Jim Moir - aka Vic Reeves. But can she persuade the punters to part with their cash? 
18:00The Simpsons The Fabulous Faker Boy Marge encourages Bart to explore his creative side by having piano lessons. Homer loses the last two hairs on his head but keeps it secret from Marge. (S24 Ep18/22) 
18:30Hollyoaks Buster and Brody clash over advice for Damon, while DS Thorpe inadvertently gives Leah a secret plan to get what she wants. Leela hears some devastating news about Peri. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
20:00Location, Location, Location Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer go property searching in Reading, helping a dad and daughter trawl Caversham while teachers Richard and Jo need a family home before term starts. (Ep2) 
21:00My Baby's Life: Who Decides? A sensitive look at the lives of children who have illnesses that are probably incurable. Ellie-May has multiple, complex problems. Olly has a chromosomal disorder. Tyler has SMA1. (Ep2/2) 
22:00The Job Interview Mortgage brokers TMP use role-play to gauge their candidates' morals and honesty. Meanwhile, the RAC interview candidates for a roadside patrol officer role. (S2 Ep6/6) 
23:05Gogglebox What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of Match of the Day, Sir Bruce A Celebration, Crufts, Amazing Hotels, One Born Every Minute and Troy: Fall of a City? (S11 Ep4) 
00:05Seven Year Switch The switched couples go deep as they act out past arguments they've had with their partners. They also open up about their sex lives as Tom smartens up his act with Michelle. (Ep3/6) 
01:05One Born Every Minute Sunny and Shay fell in love on a Bollywood film set but Shay's mum didn't approve of their relationship. Now the couple are expecting their first child. (S11 Ep3/10) 
02:00The Supervet A Bengal cat needs reconstructive surgery after being hit by a car. Rescue whippet Wobble needs a high-risk operation. And care dog Alfie has elbow dysplasia. 
02:55The Truth About Your Pay Channel 4 Dispatches Reporter Tazeen Ahmad reveals how the gender pay gap figures that companies present to the government may not always be what they seem. [SL] 
03:25Coast vs Country House hunters Polly and Dave have moved back to the UK from America, with their dog Sprout. With a budget of ?325,000, they are on the hunt for a dream home in Kent near Dave's family. 
04:20Location, Location, Location Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer revisit two sets of first-time buyers, Isobel Phillips and Chris Martin in the Cotswolds, and student Claire Winshipp on London's South Bank. 
05:15Food Unwrapped Jimmy hunts for the mother of all lagers. Plus: can changing the shape of food help our children eat their vegetables? And why are blueberries coated in a strange cloudy wax? (S13 Ep4/6) 
05:40Kirstie's Fill Your House for Free Kirstie Allsopp and the team help Jasbinder, a single mother from west London, with a new bedroom for two of her kids and a refurb for the bathroom and front garden. 
06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Suzi Perry is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent.