This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Wednesday, April 24 2019

05:50Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Paul Zenon is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
06:25Cheers Paint Your Office When Norm is unable to pay his bar bill, he settles his debt by painting Rebecca's office and believes he's discovered a heart under her stone-like exterior. (S6 Ep6/25) 
06:55Cheers The Last Angry Mailman Developers announce they want to tear down Cliff's home and put up a shopping mall. The gang are curious when they hear about Rebecca's college nickname. (S6 Ep7/25) 
07:20Cheers Bidding on the Boys Rebecca organises a bachelor auction in aid of charity with Sam and Woody among the prizes, but both men are less than thrilled about the winning bidders. (S6 Ep8/25) 
07:45Frasier The Bad Son Frasier begs Martin to take a tour of a senior citizens' home so that he can ask out its attractive manager. 
08:10Frasier The Great Crane Robbery Frasier's bootlicking routine backfires when he invites his new boss, a nouveau-riche dot-com millionaire, to his tastefully decorated home. 
08:40Frasier Taking Liberties Frasier hires a butler who spoils everyone in the household and offers Frasier sage advice in his bid to join the snobbish opera board. 
09:10Everybody Loves Raymond Mozart To teach Ally a lesson about quitting, Ray resumes the piano lessons with his mother that he gave up 25 years earlier. 
09:40Everybody Loves Raymond Golf Ray's guilt about lying to Debra so that he can play golf turns into stress, for which his doctor prescribes a surprising cure. 
10:10Ramsay's Hotel Hell Gordon is in Harpers Ferry, West Virginia, for the first half of a two-part visit to the Town's Inn, a historic hotel that's so full of clutter it can barely accommodate guests. (S3 Ep3/8) 
11:05Car S.O.S Lancia Delta Integrale The boys tackle a rusty, four-wheel-drive world rally champ but as tragedy strikes, the restoration takes on a very different meaning. (S6 Ep3/10) 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Channel 4's midday news summary 
12:05Couples Come Dine with Me First up in this episode from Essex are partners Mike and Heather, with a menu of Mediterranean-inspired dishes. But will fussy eaters Jess and Salv leave a bad taste in everyone's mouth? 
13:05Escape to the Chateau: DIY Tim and Margreeth plan to sell gte timeshares to grow the business; Nicole and Stephan convert their hall into a tearoom; while Alison and Paul create a wedding terrace. (Ep16) 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Colin Murray is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
15:00A Place in the Sun Jasmine Harman pulls out all the stops to show five top properties to mother and daughter Emma and Charlotte from Wiltshire for a 100,000 holiday home in Antequera, Spain. 
16:00A New Life in the Sun In France, bad weather threatens to ruin a big booking for two expat gte owners, while two British plant nursery owners launch garden craft courses. (S4 Ep33) 
17:00Four in a Bed Michelle and Jason welcome their rivals to their luxury lodges at Croft Farm Park in Gloucestershire. The guests go canoeing but some struggle to stay afloat when someone sticks his oar in. 
17:30Extreme Chocolate Makers Extreme chocolate maker Ashley McCarthy creates a chocolate record player, complete with a revolving turntable. Evelyn Day creates a chocolate sculpture for the Wedding Awards. (Ep3/10) 
18:00The Simpsons Yokel Chords In a parody of The Sound of Music, Lisa tutors Cletus's seven children. But, spotting their singing talent, Krusty snaps them up for his circus. 
18:30Hollyoaks Goldie sets Walter and Marnie up on a blind date. Recent events come back to haunt Jonny. Sienna receives some terrible news, while Sinead makes a drastic decision about her marriage. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
20:00New: Location, Location, Location Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer go house-hunting across four counties, from Northants to Norfolk, looking for some open-plan living and a first home for a nervous buyer. (S32 Ep2) 
21:00New: Chimerica Gray Areas Lee follows the trail for the Tank Man through Manhattan's Chinatown. Meanwhile in Beijing, Zhang Lin discovers Joy is missing and Ming Xiaoli's health deteriorates. (Ep2/4) 
22:00Gogglebox What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of Jamie's Quick & Easy Food, Our Planet, Line of Duty and Naked Beach? (S13 Ep9) 
23:05The Great British School Swap In an experiment exploring racial segregation, pupils from contrasting areas swap schools. A Tamworth boy discovers a cultural divide when he develops feelings for a Muslim girl. (Ep2/3) 
00:10Life After Lock-Up Ex-offenders attempt to reintegrate into society. Gemma, who's homeless, moves to the park for the summer. Jason seeks help for his deteriorating mental health. (Ep3/3) 
01:05Ramsay's Hotel Hell Gordon Ramsay travels the USA to fix hopeless hotels, mediocre motels and just plain bad B&Bs. In this edition he's in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho, to tackle the failing Roosevelt Inn. (S1 Ep1/6) 
01:55Gambit Film (1966) Comedy. Michael Caine and Shirley MacLaine star in a heist caper about a cockney thief who spies the opportunity to scam an immensely wealthy tycoon. With Herbert Lom. [SL] 
03:45French Collection Toulouse and North London Fiona revamps some tired stools using upholstery skills, Tommy takes a massive gamble on some skull art, and Jo transforms an old cabinet with stencil artwork. 
04:40Kirstie's Vintage Gems In this bite-size episode of Kirstie's Vintage Home, Kirstie Allsopp's challenge is to craft a gorgeous, vintage-inspired nursery for soon-to-be parents Iman and Heather. 
04:55The 100K Drop Davina McCall is joined by siblings Warren and Jess from Colchester, and Simon and Wendy, a couple from Crewe. Will either pair win big? (S1 Ep32) 
05:50Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Paul Zenon is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent.