This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Tuesday, August 14 2018

06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Griff Rhys Jones is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
06:45The King of Queens Dougie Houser Doug and Carrie have a flashback to when they bought their house 10 years earlier. 
07:10The King of Queens Frigid Heirs Arthur wins $2500 playing bingo, but as Doug and Carrie are short of money they soon have to ask him for a loan. 
07:35Everybody Loves Raymond Moving Out Robert decides he is too old to be living with his parents and moves in with another elderly couple - who turn out to be carbon copies of Frank and Marie. 
08:00Everybody Loves Raymond The Article Ray is jealous when an inexperienced colleague beats him to his lifelong ambition of having an article published in Sports Illustrated. 
08:30Everybody Loves Raymond The Lone Barone Ray's advice comes back to haunt him when he is blamed for the break-up of Robert's relationship with Amy. 
09:00Frasier Perspectives on Christmas Martin, Daphne, Niles and Roz each describe the tedious holiday season from their own, differing perspectives. 
09:35Frasier Where Every Bloke Knows Your Name The Fox and Whistle is Frasier's new local, which is no fun for Daphne, who uses the pub as an escape from life's stresses. 
10:05Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon Ramsay travels to Ventura Harbor in Southern California to help the owner of a family-run Greek restaurant - that hasn't made a profit for two years - turn its fortunes around. 
11:00The Simpsons Homer Loves Flanders Homer realises that he likes Flanders and starts to hang around with him all the time. Unfortunately, Flanders realises that he's not so keen on Homer... 
11:30The Simpsons Bart Sells His Soul Bart sells his soul to Milhouse, who swaps it for some ALF pogs. Meanwhile, Moe re-launches the Tavern as Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Channel 4's midday news summary. 
12:05Couples Come Dine with Me In Staffordshire, hip Jodie and Ben hope to impress with a varied menu, Dave and sous chef Siān cook some traditional favourites, and Michelle and Matt host the final party. 
12:50The Great British Bake Off It's Italian week, and the bakers face a Sicilian signature, a deceptively tricky technical, and a fiddly showstopper in the hottest temperatures ever recorded in the tent. (S1 Ep7/10) 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Julia Bradbury is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
15:00A Place in the Sun: Summer Sun Martin and Michelle from Wiltshire have long dreamed of having a holiday home in France to escape to. Scarlette Douglas tries to find them a property for a budget of £73,000. 
16:00Sun, Sea and Selling Houses Sophie helps Alan and Sandra find a retreat with an unusual requirement - to be near a busy road! Steve and Shaun help John and Janette relocate to their own piece of paradise. (S2 Ep12/25) 
17:00Come Dine with Me In and around Essex, second host is 47-year-old money broker Paul who is out to impress with fine dining. Will his love of fancy restaurants and posh nosh be reflected in his own cooking? 
17:30The Simpsons Secrets of a Successful Marriage: Homer teaches a class on how to maintain matrimonial harmony. Unfortunately, he can't help revealing secrets about Marge and ends up in the doghouse. 
18:00The Simpsons Tree House of Horror X: Ned comes back to haunt the Simpsons after Marge accidentally runs him down, and Bart and Lisa get zapped by radiation and become superheroes. 
18:30Hollyoaks The McQueens fly back to Hollyoaks to a shocking revelation, while Liberty tries to hatch a plan to cheer Cindy up. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
20:00Ackley Bridge With the GCSE exams looming Missy loses her bottle and quits school in favour of starting a family with Aaron. Emma recruits Will in her plan to sabotage Chloe's relationship. (S2 Ep11/12) 
21:00999: What's Your Emergency? This episode explores the link between poverty and rising crime. A 14-year-old reports a break-in at her home. A shoplifter admits he's been driven to extreme measures to survive. (S7 Ep4) 
22:00On the Edge: Through the Gates The first of a three-part drama anthology. Young offender Aimee and her disillusioned parole officer Tessa are from different worlds, can they escape from the cycles they're trapped in? 
22:35On the Edge: A Mother's Love The second in a three-part drama anthology. The lives of a single mum and her 11-year-old son are shattered when he witnesses a gangland crime and is asked to testify against the killer. 
23:0524 Hours in A&E John has been in a cycling accident. He went over his handlebars and was unconscious for 10 minutes. Sydney has severe chest pains. Alan has fallen and fractured his elbow. (S15 Ep11) 
00:05Random Acts Zawe Ashton presents more of the world's best creative films. A magical tapestry comes to life. Animator Qieer Wang provides a champagne bath for our emotions. And much more. (S5 Ep5/6) 
00:30Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon Ramsay tackles a struggling seafood restaurant in Manhattan. The Black Pearl is hampered by debts, kitchen problems and three different owners who are all trying to run things. 
01:25The Secret Life of the Zoo Oana the anoa and capybara Lochley give birth. Tiger mum Kirana's sons are moved to other zoos to start their own families. Young monkey Rocky won't heed his mum's life lessons. (S2 Ep4/6) 
02:20Live Well for Longer Kate Quilton and Tamal Ray investigate the benefit of diet and gut bacteria on mental health. And is the balloon pill really the answer to the obesity crisis? (Ep4) [SL] 
03:15Mobil 1 The Grid Behind the scenes at Spa 24 Hours in Belgium; a celebration of motor sport at the Goodwood Festival of Speed; midseason report from Red Bull F1 team; and a look ahead to Nascar Cup Series. 
03:45Vet on the Hill A puppy needs emergency surgery after a freak accident. And there's a baffling case for Scott, as he tries to find out why a poodle cross is losing the use of her legs. (S2 Ep11/12) 
04:40Lost and Found Stray Doris delivers a litter of gorgeous puppies. Frisbee is handed in due to his owner's ill health, and is taken in by a foster carer. And a Pomeranian bolts late at night in Leeds. 
05:30The Posh Frock Shop Series following designer Ian Stuart's opulent London boutique. In this episode, a feisty family takes over when an Italian mum and bride-to-be both arrive looking for dresses. (Ep2) 
06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Griff Rhys Jones is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent.