This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Monday, February 19 2018

06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Alistair McGowan is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
06:453rd Rock from the Sun Mary Loves Scoochie (Part 1/2): While poking around in Mary's dresser, Dick finds love letters signed by a secret admirer named Scoochie, but Mary insists she doesn't know who Scoochie is. 
07:103rd Rock from the Sun Mary Loves Scoochie (Part 2/2): Dr Neesam (guest star John Cleese) declares himself to be Scoochie, author of the love letters received by Mary, but is this cover for a sinister plan? 
07:35Everybody Loves Raymond No Thanks Debra spends a whole day cooking with Marie in an effort to get along with her mother-in-law, and Ray reluctantly agrees to take Robert and Frank to a car show. 
08:00Everybody Loves Raymond Left Back Ray worries that he has passed on 'stupid' genes to Michael because his son may be held back a year at school, just as Ray was. 
08:30Frasier Proxy Prexy Frasier's attempts to become condominium president take a new turn when he persuades Martin to run as a 'puppet' candidate. 
09:00Frasier Kissing Cousin Roz's 20-year-old cousin is quite the party girl. And when she arrives in Seattle, Frasier finds it impossible to keep up with her. 
09:35Frasier Tales from the Crypt Frasier plots revenge on Bulldog after he finds himself on the receiving end of an office prank. 
10:00Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon Ramsay's rescue mission is Hannah & Mason's, a French bistro in the quaint little town of Cranbury, New Jersey. 
11:00Undercover Boss USA As series eight begins, Sharon John, CEO of Build-A-Bear Workshop, goes undercover in her own company to work alongside the employees who custom-build stuffed animals in retail outlets. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Channel 4's midday news summary. 
12:05Couples Come Dine with Me In Manchester, Asia from Poland doesn't like lamb at all but Henry and Tom serve two different lamb dishes for their traditional British dinner, while Vinne and Tanz offer lamb three ways. 
13:05Posh Pawnbrokers In London Road, Dan and assistant Ellie are busy doing deals on an antique ring, Whitney Houston's autograph and a collection of jewellery. In London, there's a classic electric guitar. 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Alistair McGowan is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
15:00A Place in the Sun: Summer Sun Retired couple Stephen and Janis Pigeon have a budget of £150,000 to move to the western Costa del Sol. Having sold their Buckinghamshire home, the pressure is on for Jasmine Harman. 
16:00A New Life in the Sun A young Kent couple living in France make sacrifices to keep their dreams alive. And in Andalusia, a Brit struggles with being a single mum and running her new hotel. 
17:00Four in a Bed The competition kicks off in Truro, Cornwall, at Causilgey Manor, where former art dealers Robin and Brenda Spence want to treat their guests to a stay in the Cornish countryside. 
17:30Extreme Cake Makers Phil and Christine channel the summer of love; Eloise creates a giant edible Prosecco bottle; and Nastassja attempts her first ever blooms for a daisy christening cake. 
18:00The Simpsons Them, Robot Mr Burns replaces the nuclear power plant's staff with robots but decides to keep Homer as the only human employee. (S23 Ep17/22) 
18:30Hollyoaks Jesse is onto Granny Campbell, while Glenn sets Esther up. Jack helps Darcy to build bridges with Toby, and Marnie plays Cupid. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
20:00Undercover Inside the Priory Channel 4 Dispatches With a shortage of mental health beds, the NHS is placing patients in private hospitals. Dispatches goes undercover in one of them, run by the Priory Group. 
20:30Food Unwrapped How do crumpets get filled with holes? How come baby food has such a long shelf-life? And why's mascarpone more expensive that other soft cheeses? (S13 Ep2/6) 
21:0024 Hours in Police Custody This new episode has unprecedented access to a major investigation into an allegation of police corruption, as detectives track down, arrest and then charge a fellow officer. (S6 Ep1) 
22:00First Dates: Valentine's Special Can Fred's advice turn Disney superfan James into bra-fitter Jess's Prince Charming? Issac, who's getting his life back on track after being homeless for three years, meets feisty Maya. 
23:05Married at First Sight The show where couples get married on first meeting returns. Can Stephanie, Benjamin, Carrie and Wayne persuade friends and family that marrying a stranger isn't a crazy idea? (S3 Ep1/4) 
00:10The £1 Houses: Britain's... ...Cheapest Street: Liverpool City Council are selling off derelict houses - for just £1. But is this really the dream scenario for new owners in a high crime area of the city? (Ep 1/3) 
01:05The Job Interview The intimate and upbeat series that follows real people in real interviews returns. Jobs at Virgin Trains and cosmetics brand Ciaté London are up for grabs in this episode. (S2 Ep1/6) 
02:00Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners Country Houses Rescue offers a new twist on the popular show as obsessive cleaners help out at country homes gone to seed. This time it's Cornelia's haunted mansion in Wales. (Ep2/4) 
02:55One Born Every Minute This episode meets the dads. Soldier Jack's more confident about going into battle than changing nappies. Billie and her ex-partner Nathan plan to raise their child together. (S9 Ep4) 
03:50Four Rooms with Sarah Beeny The dealers compete for an antique antler inkwell, a massive festival mask from Nepal, a very rare book, an artwork of famous 'bronze fingers' and an antique dog bowl. (S3 Ep1/3) 
04:40Location, Location, Location Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer help two sets of first-time buyers search in two of London's most expensive locations, with Claire on the South Bank, and Geri and Arran in Crouch End. [SL] 
05:35Superfoods: The Real Story Kate Quilton investigates the alleged health benefits of superfoods. This time it's turmeric, jelly, and are eggs good for your eyes? (S3 Ep2/8) 
06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Alistair McGowan is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent.