This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Thursday, April 26 2018

06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Pasha Kovalev is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
06:453rd Rock from the Sun Superstitious Dick Dick and Mary receive chain letters, and when Mary has an accident after throwing hers away, Dick believes she's brought bad luck on herself. 
07:103rd Rock from the Sun Y2Dick Dick becomes a laughing stock when it emerges he can't use a computer. Tommy and Sally buy more and more expensive televisions in their quest for the ultimate in 'home theatre'. 
07:35Everybody Loves Raymond Tasteless Frank Frank loses his sense of taste. Is it a side effect of his potency medication? And will he have to tell Marie that he is receiving chemical assistance? 
08:00Everybody Loves Raymond Sister-in-Law Trouble brews in the Barone family when Robert's wife Amy finds out that Ray thinks she is in the habit of talking too much. 
08:30Frasier The Show Where Woody Shows Up Frasier receives a surprise visit from Woody (guest star Woody Harrelson), his old friend from the Cheers bar in Boston. 
09:00Frasier Three Valentines Niles prepares for a Valentine's date at Frasier's apartment, until a crease in his trousers escalates into a series of calamities. 
09:35Frasier To Tell the Truth Niles hires Donny Davis (Saul Rubinek), a legal shark and Roz's ex-boyfriend, to represent him in the divorce case. 
10:05Ramsay's Hotel Hell Gordon is in Harpers Ferry, West Virginia, for the first of a two-part visit to the Town's Inn, a historic hotel run by a hoarder that's so full of clutter it can barely accommodate guests. 
11:00Undercover Boss USA Paul Damico, President of Moe's Southwest Grill, one of the world's fastest growing restaurant chains, adopts a new identity to go undercover and see how efficient his organisation is. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Channel 4's midday news summary. 
12:05Coast vs Country Mary and Gary have ?130,000 to spend on their forever home on the Cumbria/Lancashire borders. While Mary would love to have the sea close by, Gary is drawn to the energy of the countryside. 
13:05Posh Pawnbrokers At London Road Pawnbrokers in Sheffield, an unusual Harley Davidson motorbike, Chloe's antique flapper purse and some solid gold coins keep Dan and assistant Ellie busy. (S1 Ep5). 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Chris Packham is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
15:00A Place in the Sun: Home or Away Juliette and Jonathan Cottam are selling their London home to retire elsewhere, but they are torn between Devon and the Dordogne. Jasmine and Laura are on hand to help out. 
16:00Escape to the Chateau: DIY Billy and Gwendoline have to track down some wild boar. Clive and Tanith attempt to make a self-sufficient dish. Paul continues the task of converting the water tower into an office. (Ep14) 
17:00Four in a Bed At Ivanhoe Guest House, Bridlington, Mick and Gill Jennings think their simple approach will win the day. But at breakfast some serious allegations are made about the food. 
17:30Buy It Now Is it possible to lose weight while sitting on the sofa? Dr Louis from Dublin thinks so. Valdis struggles to explain what his product is; Mike showcases his multi-purpose accessory. (Ep9) 
18:00The Simpsons The Man Who Grew Too Much The Simpsons are shocked to discover that Sideshow Bob is now employed as the chief scientist at a company that makes genetically modified food. (S25 Ep11/22) 
18:30Hollyoaks Adam lies to Maxine when she catches him in the middle of a deal - but will she believe him? Later on, Adam's persuaded by Glenn to do another job, but again it's outside the law. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
20:00Location, Location, Location Phil Spencer revisits Keon and Zoe in south London and Laura and Phil in Bath, catching up with the latest in their lives, and to see what happened next with their property searches. (Ep7) 
21:00999: What's Your Emergency? This episode explores the impact of loneliness on the emergency services, from pensioners who need someone to talk to, to teenagers struggling with the pressures of social media. (S6 Ep2) 
22:00True Horror Terrifying true stories come to life in this drama documentary. In Ghost in the Wall, a young mother fears her dead father-in-law has returned with plans to steal her children. (Ep2) 
23:05Gogglebox What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of The Shining, Britain's Got Talent, Antiques Roadshow, The Queen's Green Planet, Buy It Now and The Yorkshire Vet? (S11 Ep9) 
00:00The Real Football Fan Show As the football season reaches its climax, our passionate fans are sure to be feeling it. Expect strong opinion and fierce debate from the only show on TV that gives supporters their say. 
00:35The Island with Bear Grylls With the castaways malnourished, the two camps put their differences on hold to join forces and go hunting. And despite all their woes, Laura and Phil's island romance blossoms. (S5 Ep4/5) [SL] 
01:30The Secret Life of the Zoo Andean bear cub Madidi embarks on an adventure into a neighbouring paddock. Young elephant Nandita is desperate to befriend babies Aayu and Indali but is too boisterous for them. (S4 Ep3) 
02:25Class of Mum and Dad The parents have settled in well at Blackrod Primary School, but some struggle with the rules. Imogen is late and sent out of class. And soon it's time for parents' evening. (Ep3/4) 
03:20Come Dine Champion of Champions It's finals day, and the winners from the week get behind their cooking stations for the last time. In the battle of the starters, risotto takes on Tourte au Reblochon. (Ep5/5) 
04:15Building the Dream Charlie Luxton visits a unique project in Peebles in Scotland, where the owner wants to build a home where all of the ground floor is given over to stables for her horses. (S5 Ep2/9) 
05:10Fifteen to One Sandi Toksvig hosts the notoriously tough quiz show as 15 contestants compete to win a place in the Grand Final. 
06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Pasha Kovalev is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent.