This week's UK TV & radio

Congratulations on being true to the origins of web browsing. These fancy new browsers supporting web standards, such as CSS, just detract from the pure accessibility goodness of this site.

Wednesday : Thursday : Friday : Saturday : Sunday : Monday : Tuesday : Wednesday

Listings for Channel 4 on Monday, October 23 2017

05:35Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Adrian Chiles is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
06:20The King of Queens Steve Moscow Doug and Carrie encourage the Russian workers to repair their house by plying them with vodka. 
06:45The King of Queens Cowardly Lyin' Doug gets caught lying to Carrie to avoid going to the opera and admits he regularly bends the truth for an easy life. 
07:10The King of Queens Driving Reign Doug reluctantly agrees to give his brother Danny a recommendation to be promoted to driver at work, causing a bout of sibling rivalry to break out. 
07:40Everybody Loves Raymond Your Place or Mine? When Ray's parents fall out, his mum moves in with him and Debra. Debra isn't happy, and tries to convince Ray's dad to apologise. 
08:05Everybody Loves Raymond In-Laws Debra's upper class parents come to visit. Ray begs his parents to be nice to them but, when they all go out for a meal, it proves a tall order... 
08:35Everybody Loves Raymond Win, Lose or Draw Ray decides to ignore his dad's poker advice in order to prove he doesn't need any help. But when he loses yet again, Debra wants him to ask for his money back. 
09:05Frasier Moon over Seattle Niles finally convinces Daphne's hard-drinking father in England to return to her harpy-like mother in Seattle. 
09:35Frasier The Ring Cycle Niles and Daphne marry on an impulse while on holiday in Reno but are forced to hide their good news when they return to Seattle. 
10:05Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon Ramsay visits The Olde Stone Mill in Tuckahoe, New York, beautifully restored but empty of customers. 
11:00Undercover Boss USA Greg Adler, President and CEO of the off-road accessory empire 4 Wheel Parts, goes undercover to work in his own business, where his identity is closely scrutinised by one canny employee. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Includes sport and weather. 
12:05Come Dine with Me In east London, Kate tries to impress with some old favourites, two Caribbean influenced menus go head to head, and Robert looks on with bemusement, but does he have a trick up his sleeve? 
13:05A New Life in the Sun The series following expats chasing new dream lives abroad. In this episode, a British charter boat sets sail in southern Spain. And a Scot tries opening a restaurant in the Costa del Sol. 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Adrian Chiles is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
15:00Find It, Fix It, Flog It Henry Cole and Simon O'Brien are realising profit potential in some church organ pipes and old leather sports car seats. 
16:00My Kitchen Rules On the first day of the Mansion Round, Sheffield friends and in-laws Yee Kwan and Natalie are challenged by culinary legend Pierre Koffmann with his mystery ingredient of rabbit. 
17:00Four in a Bed The competition starts in Harrogate where management team 'Clarkey' and Katie help run the White Hart Hotel. The guests meet some llamas, and the extra charge for posh coffee causes a stir. 
17:30Steph and Dom's One Star to... ...Five Star: At the Elnor Guesthouse in Cornwall, Steph and Dom challenge the owners to offer an evening menu, makeover a room perfect for a long stay and upgrade their check-in process. 
18:00The Simpsons The Last of the Red Hat Mamas Marge joins a women's group after Homer humiliates her at an Easter party and her old friends shun her. But are her new friends all they appear to be? 
18:30Hollyoaks Glenn hosts Courtney's baby shower but it descends into chaos. Milo tries to sabotage Dirk and Cindy's relationship, while Diane plans to get Luke and Mandy back together. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
20:00Who Deserves a Pay Rise? Channel 4 Dispatches Dispatches investigates what life's like for police officers, nurses and other public sector workers following seven years of pay freezes and pay caps. 
20:30Tricks of the Restaurant Trade Sophie Morgan checks out children's menus. Simon Rimmer discovers that fish and chips isn't as British as we think. And we investigate the disappearance of 125ml glasses of wine. (S3 Ep2/6) 
21:00My Week as a Muslim A woman from a mostly white town uses prosthetics to transform her appearance on a visit to Manchester's Pakistani Muslim community as the city deals with a recent terrorist attack. 
22:00First Dates Finding the right man has been a tall order for 6' 3" Nikki; how does 6' 4" Ross measure up? And is there a spark when laboratory engineer Daniel meets lingerie designer Lauren? (S9 Ep5) 
23:05Celebrity Hunted The hunters launch a social media campaign to help find the celebrity fugitives. Can Steph pack her bras in time when she and Dom think the hunters are closing in? (Ep2/4) 
00:15How'd You Get So Rich? Katherine Ryan meets two men who made millions from sex toys, a woman who creates luxury creams from bee venom, and a man who designs some of the most exclusive cars on the planet. (Ep4) 
01:00The Secret Life of the Zoo When young male tortoise Football muscles in on 71-year-old Bert's harem of females, the Chester Zoo keepers introduce two Swedish female tortoises to the group. (S2 Ep3/6) 
01:50The Dirty Picture Indian Film Season Drama about the exploitation of women in India's film industry, loosely based on the life of South Indian actress Silk Smitha. Starring Vidya Balan. Sex/drugs. 
04:15Grand Designs Australia Architect Adrian and his partner Liz buy a 100-year-old vinegar factory to turn into a family home, but are soon beset by building issues and money troubles. (S6 Ep10/10) 
05:10Draw It! Mel Giedroyc hosts the show in which two teams, made up of one contestant and one celebrity, put their drawing skills to the test. Nadia Sawalha and Anton du Beke guest. 
05:35Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Adrian Chiles is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent.