This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Wednesday, March 28 2018

06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Len Goodman is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
06:453rd Rock from the Sun Tricky Dick Dick and Mary play practical jokes on each other, Tommy joins a garage band to improve his chances with August, and Sally sets her sights on a yoga instructor. 
07:103rd Rock from the Sun Dick-in-Law Dick accepts an invitation to spend the weekend with Mary's parents, who aren't aware that Dick and Mary have broken up. The other aliens help Nina move apartment. 
07:35Everybody Loves Raymond The First Time When Debra accuses Ray of still not being able to pick up on her 'not in the mood' signals, they fondly recall the first night they spent together. 
08:00Everybody Loves Raymond The Cult Depressed that Marie and Debra can't seem to resolve their differences, Robert decides to join a support group that the family believes is a cult. 
08:30Frasier It's Hard to Say Goodbye If You Won't Leave Frasier realises he has strong feelings for Kate just when she announces she is moving to Chicago. 
09:00Frasier The Friend Frasier realises that he hasn't made any friends since moving to Seattle, so he sets out to meet someone new. 
09:35Frasier Come Lie with Me When Joe stays overnight with Daphne, not only is Frasier shocked but also Niles is... well, you can imagine. 
10:05Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon returns to Redondo Beach, California, for the conclusion of his challenge to save the Zayna Flaming Grill. Can he inject some flavour into the tired Mediterranean menu? (S7 Ep7/10) 
11:00Undercover Boss USA Robert Powells, President of Rocket Fizz Soda Pop and Candy Shops, the largest fizzy drink and sweet shop franchise in America, goes incognito among the staff in his California-based firm. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Channel 4's midday news summary. 
12:05Come Dine with Me Battling it out for ?1000 in Leeds are research fellow Jami, MP's wife Susan, philosophy student Kara, and supply chain analyst Jemma Pendlebury. 
13:05Posh Pawnbrokers Pickwick's boss Nathan and manager Debbs are taken aback by a chatty vintage ventriloquist's dummy. Up in Sheffield, London Road head honcho Dan considers one of his biggest ever deals. 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Jay Rayner is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
15:00A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun Godsisters and best friends Roselyn and Jennifer from London are looking for a holiday home that could one day be a full-time retirement location on the Caribbean island of Grenada. 
16:00A New Life in the Sun A swarm of insects threatens the launch of a holiday complex in France; a couple of lawn bowls lovers from Kent try to persuade the French to play; a Derbyshire couple expand their menu. 
17:00Four in a Bed At Ardingly Inn in West Sussex, straight-talking husband and wife duo Steve and Karen Marvel hope their family country pub will win over their rivals, but their feedback leaves them fuming. 
17:30Star Boot Sale Homes Under the Hammer's Martin Roberts is a regular car booter with a garage full of stock, but banking on selling umbrellas on a sunny day might be a novice mistake... 
18:00The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror XVI Bart falls into a coma and is replaced by a well-behaved robot; Homer takes part in a deadly TV game show; and Lisa turns into Albert Einstein. 
18:30Hollyoaks Leela gets some news about Tegan and a familiar face returns to the village with an announcement prepared. Glenn gives Adam a new order and one family's lives are at risk. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
20:00The Supervet Take That's Mark Owen brings some celebrity dazzle to the surgery as he arrives with his 18-month-old Doberman. There's also a lame border collie and a Coton-Tzu with a bad hip. (S11 Ep5/6) 
21:00One Born Every Minute Beth found love with David on a Harry Potter website. But he lived in the US so they've only spent two weeks together. Now he's back in Birmingham for his daughter's birth. (S11 Ep4/10) 
22:00Are You Autistic? Experts believe that many undiagnosed adults could be living with autism. Anna Richardson and campaigners Georgia Harper and Sam Ahern set out to uncover the true face of autism today. 
23:05999: On the Frontline The paramedics are called out to a cyclist crushed by a lorry. They also help a man who's fallen from a barge and rush to find a baby in cardiac arrest. (Ep3) 
00:05Live from Abbey Road Classics The sixth series taking a look back at the cream of the live performances recorded for the legendary music show. The first episode features tracks by LeAnn Rimes and Lyle Lovett. (S6 Ep1/6) 
00:30Seven Year Switch As the bonds between the switched couples deepen, their real-life partners are shown photos of what their other halves have been getting up to, sending shockwaves across the group. (Ep4/6) 
01:30The Raven Film (2012) Period thriller starring John Cusack. It's 1849 and a killer is terrorising Baltimore with grisly slayings based on Edgar Allan Poe's celebrated Gothic horror stories. Gory violence. [SL] 
03:20George Clarke's Amazing Spaces George and Will's floating beach hut goes to sea. There's also a festival camper van made from an American school bus; and a family home in Germany built in an old grain silo. (S5 Ep8/8) 
04:15Coast vs Country Semi-retired couple Rob and Christine are looking to downsize from Yorkshire to Norfolk. Christine loves the hustle and bustle of the sea front, while Rob wants a peaceful rural setting. 
05:10Kirstie's Handmade Treasures Kirstie Allsopp gets her bangers in a twist making sausages and pork pies for a competition at the Nidderdale Show in North Yorkshire. 
05:30Streetmate Scarlett Moffatt hits the streets in the iconic dating show. Sophie wants a man who can match her feisty personality. And Mike realises that the guy he's looking for is... himself! (Ep6/15) 
06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Len Goodman is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent.