This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Friday, October 27 2017

05:35Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. John Challis is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
06:20The King of Queens Nocturnal Omission Doug can't decide whether to tell Deacon his estranged wife wants to get back with him. Then Deacon reveals he's spending the weekend with a beautiful air stewardess. 
06:45The King of Queens Affidavit Justice Doug pretends to be a lawyer so he can play in Carrie's work softball team, and gets headhunted by a rival law firm. 
07:10The King of Queens Secret Garden Carrie is worried when her friend Danny overcharges her gynaecologist (guest star Judge Reinhold) for some gardening work. 
07:40Everybody Loves Raymond The Dog Ray and Robert both want to keep a stray bulldog that Ray brings home, but it turns out that the canine isn't so stray after all... 
08:05Everybody Loves Raymond Neighbors Ray's neighbours demand a meeting at his house to discuss what to do about his noisy dad Frank and interfering mum Marie. But then Frank and Marie arrive. 
08:35Everybody Loves Raymond Fascinatin' Debra: A psychotherapist interviews Debra for an article on the American family but finds the rest of the Barones more interesting than her. 
09:10Frasier Rooms with a View (Part 2/3): The Cranes pay an unexpected visit to the hospital as Niles prepares to undergo heart bypass surgery. 
09:40Frasier Don't Go Breaking My Heart (Part 3/3): Frasier is driven round the bend by the new lease of life Niles has acquired following his midlife crisis. 
10:10Ramsay's Hotel Hell In the second of a two-part visit, Gordon Ramsay continues to uncover problems at the Juniper Hill Inn in Windsor, Vermont, while trying to help the staff to communicate with the owners. 
11:05Undercover Boss USA Lowell Hawthorne, President and CEO of Caribbean food producers Golden Krust, dons a disguise to go undercover among the workforce in his own company to determine the state of the business. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Includes sport and weather. 
12:05Come Dine with Me In Southampton, Andrea serves an oriental-inspired menu, but Caroline finds it unpalatable and asks for toast instead. And Charles admits one of his Indian dishes was ordered in. 
13:05A New Life in the Sun The owners of a French B&B venture into catering and host their first trial run. And two ice cream makers fight back as their business faces closure. 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. John Challis is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
15:00Find It, Fix It, Flog It Henry Cole and Simon O'Brien head to the Midlands. Henry's rather taken with a throne from an exotic nightclub and Simon's restoration of a Victorian doll's house doesn't go to plan. 
16:00My Kitchen Rules As the first week of the Mansion Round draws to a close, there's still one last cook-off from Australian couple Geoff and Debra. At the end of the evening, which two teams will leave? 
17:00Four in a Bed It's the final day of the competition and the B&B owners are meeting for the last time to settle some scores. There's anger but also tears of joy when the winner is revealed. 
17:30Steph and Dom's One Star to... ...Five Star: It's the final day at the Elnor Guesthouse. Steph and Dom hand back control to the owners as they relaunch their hotel. Can they get a five star rating from their guests? 
18:00The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror XXII A venomous spider's bite leaves Homer paralysed, Flanders is transformed into a cold-blooded vigilante, and Bart and Milhouse visit a distant planet. (S23 Ep4/22) 
18:30Hollyoaks Mandy sabotages Luke's chances of being successful, while Yasmine finds the courage to stand up to Peri and Lily. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
19:30Unreported World More than 400 women died in witch-hunts in Tanzania last year. But some people think there's more behind these attacks than a fear of the supernatural. Ade Adepitan investigates. (Ep5/8) 
20:00Food Unwrapped The new series continues. How much orange is in orange squash? Why's maple syrup so expensive? And what's with all those little holes on biscuits? (S12 Ep2/4) 
20:30Travel Man: 48 Hours in Valencia Richard Ayoade and comedian Sara Pascoe head to Valencia in Spain for paella, cocktails, zorbing, a four-wheel bike ride, and a hunt for the holy grail. (Ep2) 
21:00Gogglebox Britain's favourite opinionated TV viewers share their sharp, insightful, passionate and sometimes emotional critiques of the week's biggest and best shows. (S10 Ep8) 
22:00The Last Leg Hosts Adam Hills, Alex Brooker and Josh Widdicombe examine the biggest and most entertaining stories of the week with guest Russell Brand. 
23:05First Dates Finding the right man has been a tall order for 6' 3" Nikki; how does 6' 4" Ross measure up? And is there a spark when laboratory engineer Daniel meets lingerie designer Lauren? (S9 Ep5) 
00:10Middle Men Film (2009) Comedy-drama about the men who first worked out how to make a fortune from internet porn. Starring Luke Wilson, Giovanni Ribisi and Gabriel Macht. Sex/drugs/violence/strong language. 
02:05The Great British Bake Off: An... ...Extra Slice: Jo Brand chats with celebrity Bake Off fans and shines a light on the best, worst and the must-try-harder moments from the latest episode. With exclusive footage. (Ep9/10) 
02:50Humans The acclaimed drama with Carrie-Anne Moss and Katherine Parkinson. Niska is living as a fugitive in Berlin, while the other Synths are laying low in the UK. (S2 Ep1/8) [SL] 
03:45Man Down The critically acclaimed sitcom series written by and starring Greg Davies returns. Walking disaster-area Dan is blinkered by unrealistic hopes for his impending fatherhood. (S4 Ep1/6) [SL] 
04:10Who Deserves a Pay Rise? Channel 4 Dispatches Dispatches investigates what life's like for police officers, nurses and other public sector workers following seven years of pay freezes and pay caps. [SL] 
04:40Best of Both Worlds In Surrey, Louisa and Paul want a home to spend more family time in. In the Midlands, newlyweds Dee and Matt want to swap Tamworth for the country without lengthening their commute. [SL] 
05:35Kirstie's Vintage Gems Kirstie Allsopp demonstrates cool tricks for dressing a dining table. She makes a paper napkin rose, a cupcake bouquet and uses vintage teacups for a great place setting. 
05:50Motor Sport: Caterham The action continues from the Caterham finale at Silverstone, where the final 2017 champions will be crowned.