This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for UK Gold on Wednesday, November 14 2018

06:00Teleshopping Shopping from Home. 
07:10Waiting for God Trouble with Men Pensioners behaving badly in the sitcom that rivals 'One Foot in the Grave' for its brilliant black humour. Diana's hospital visit results in the usual ructions. S5 Ep5 
07:45My Family Driving Miss Crazy Robert Lindsay and Zoe Wanamaker are the parents in peril. Janey is approaching her driving test, and refuses to practice with her parents. S2 Ep6 
08:15My Family I Second That Emulsion Zoe Wanamaker and Robert Lindsay head the Harpers. They plan to redecorate the house with Nick taking instructions from The Naked Chef rather too literally. S2 Ep7 
08:55Only Fools and Horses The Sky's the Limit Would you let Del sort out your love life? The Trotters' flat is getting crowded as Rodders has left Cassandra and returned home, and Del's Raquel has moved in. S7 Ep1 
10:05Only Fools and Horses The Chance of a Lunchtime: Del sticks his oar in again! He attempts to get Rodney's relationship with Cassandra back on the rails by craftily organising a rendezvous between them. S7 Ep2 
11:10Porridge A Storm in a Teacup: Fletch lands in hot water when some stolen pills accidentally find their way into his cup of tea. Mr Mackay is determined to get to the bottom of it. S3 Ep1 
11:50My Family Driving Miss Crazy Robert Lindsay and Zoe Wanamaker are the parents in peril. Janey is approaching her driving test, and refuses to practice with her parents. S2 Ep6 
12:25My Family I Second That Emulsion Zoe Wanamaker and Robert Lindsay head the Harpers. They plan to redecorate the house with Nick taking instructions from The Naked Chef rather too literally. S2 Ep7 
13:00The Green Green Grass If You Go Down to the Woods Third series of the Only Fools spin-off. Marlene is distraught when Earl the dog and Tyler both go missing. Boycie, Bryan and Jed form a search party. S3 Ep3 
13:40Only Fools and Horses Christmas Crackers Classic laughs! Del and Rodney are bored with spending Christmas at home, so they decide to don their party clothes and head off to a trendy club. 
14:25Only Fools and Horses The Sky's the Limit Would you let Del sort out your love life? The Trotters' flat is getting crowded as Rodders has left Cassandra and returned home, and Del's Raquel has moved in. S7 Ep1 
15:35Only Fools and Horses The Chance of a Lunchtime: Del sticks his oar in again! He attempts to get Rodney's relationship with Cassandra back on the rails by craftily organising a rendezvous between them. S7 Ep2 
16:40Open All Hours A Nice Cosy Little Disease A visit to the Yorkshire cornershop with the vicious till - classic comedy as English as afternoon tea. Arkwright fakes an ailment to get to Nurse Gladys. S1 Ep3 
17:20Porridge A Storm in a Teacup: Fletch lands in hot water when some stolen pills accidentally find their way into his cup of tea. Mr Mackay is determined to get to the bottom of it. S3 Ep1 
18:00Only Fools and Horses Christmas Crackers Classic laughs! Del and Rodney are bored with spending Christmas at home, so they decide to don their party clothes and head off to a trendy club. 
18:40Dad's Army Mum's Army More from Jimmy Perry's comical pen in the show that's as traditionally British as fish and chips. Scandal galore as Captain Mainwaring lets women into the platoon. S5 Ep9 
19:20Saluting Dad's Army Alexander Armstrong looks back at the heyday of the show and meets Dad's Army vicar Frank Williams, while the likes of Hugh Dennis and Jon Culshaw discuss what Dad's Army means to them. S1 Ep2 
20:20Dad's Army We Know Our Onions Classic wartime sitcom. Mainwaring and the platoon take part in a Home Guard efficiency test. S7 Ep4 
21:00Porridge Poetic Justice Fletcher is incensed when a third cellmate arrives, and to add insult to injury, he turns out to be one of his old enemies - but why is everyone so polite to him? S3 Ep2 
21:40Gavin & Stacey What's occurring in Essex today? Well, Mick becomes a celebrity after finding a body. Gav and Stacey go house-hunting, but tensions between the pair escalate at a bowling alley. S2 Ep4 
22:20Gavin & Stacey The much-loved sitcom. Bryn plans a special treat for Gwen's birthday, but things take a surprising turn when an uninvited guest turns up. Stacey tells Gavin of her decision. S2 Ep5 
23:00The Royle Family Nana Comes to Stay Couch potato comedy with the Mancunian telly addicts. Nana has a cataract operation and Jim, of course, plays the loving and sympathetic son-in-law. S2 Ep4 
23:40Peep Show University Challenge More shenanigans with the dysfunctional flatmates. Mark goes out with April but manages to blur the line between enthusiastic new boyfriend and stalker. S2 Ep4 
00:15Peep Show The Man Show More from the darkly funny flatshare sitcom. Mark becomes depressed about Sophie living with Jeff, but Jeremy is not sure that self-mutilation is the answer. S2 Ep5 
00:50Vic Reeves Big Night Out More inspired lunacy with Vic and Bob in their surreal variety show. The Living Carpets dine in Les' Lunch Club, and Judge Nutmeg dishes out the punishment in That's Justice. S2 Ep7 
01:25Shooting Stars Ash/Little/Large/Oddie First class japery with Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer posing the questions to captains Mark Lamarr and Ulrika Jonsson. S1 Ep4 
02:00Shooting Stars Hale/Pace/Palmer/Lloyd Vic and Bob host the comedy quiz show with team captains Mark Lamarr and Ulrika Jonsson and guests Hale and Pace, Patsy Palmer and Kathy Lloyd. S1 Ep5 
02:30As Time Goes By Covering Up Jean's sister-in-law Penny and husband Stephen want to see the 'lovey-dovey twosome', but Jean and Lionel have fallen out. Judi Dench and Geoffrey Palmer are the dream cast. S3 Ep4 
03:00Peep Show The Man Show More from the darkly funny flatshare sitcom. Mark becomes depressed about Sophie living with Jeff, but Jeremy is not sure that self-mutilation is the answer. S2 Ep5 
03:30Shooting Stars Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer host the anarchic comedy quiz show. Team captains Ulrika Jonsson and Jack Dee are joined here by Example, Si King, Camilla Dallerup and Linda Henry. S7 Ep1 
04:00Teleshopping Shopping from Home. 
06:00Teleshopping Shopping from Home.