This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky Two on Monday, May 21 2018

06:00Stargate SG-1 Nightwalkers SG-1 investigates a sleepy town on the Oregon coast whose inhabitants harbour a dark secret - the zombie-like townspeople turn out to be their worst nightmare. (S6, ep 5) 
07:00Stargate SG-1 Abyss Michael Shanks returns for a gripping episode which sees Colonel O'Neill tortured to death and repeatedly revived by an evil System Lord. (S6, ep 6) 
08:00Relic Hunter Don't Go Into The Woods A conspiracy theorist calls upon Syd and Nigel to locate an artifact which was last seen 400 years ago when it and its owner went missing. (S2, ep 17) 
09:0060 Minute Makeover Birmingham, Midlands Design series in which a makeover team has just one hour to improve a home. (S6, ep 11) 
10:00Obese: A Year To Save My Life USA Kenny, a former Marine weighing 410 pounds, and Christy, a 380-pound woman, turn to Chris for help. (S4, ep 21) 
11:00The Real A & E Free runner John, 25, breaks his heel after jumping ten feet from a bridge. Meanwhile Vanessa is trapped in her car after a crash sees it plunge into a ditch. (S2, ep 2) 
11:30The Real A & E Tony's motorcycle bursts into flames between his legs while town planner Liz is left in agony after her half-tonne horse bolts and lands on top of her. (S2, ep 3) 
12:00Monkey Life Staff members worry about the health of a newborn monkey, while orangutan Dinda gets to grips with life in the outside enclosure. (S2, ep 7) 
12:30Monkey Life The life of a baby woolly monkey hangs in the balance just 24 hours after its birth. Charlie's bachelor pad days, meanwhile, could be over when he's bullied by the other chimps. (S2, ep 8) 
13:00Monkey Life Things are looking up when chimp toddler Bryan makes his peace with bad boy of the group, Seamus - however, it's not long before they fall out again. (S2, ep 9) 
13:30Monkey Life Work gets under way on Monkey World's first foreign sanctuary, a rescue centre in Vietnam that aims to provide future protection for endangered gibbons. (S2, ep 10) 
14:00Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S8, ep 10) 
14:30Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S9, ep 1) 
15:00Medical Emergency Australia Dramatic real-life series following the lives of the patients and staff at the Alfred Hospital Emergency and Trauma Centre in Melbourne. (S2, ep 9) 
15:30Medical Emergency Australia Dramatic real-life series following the lives of the patients and staff at the Alfred Hospital Emergency and Trauma Centre in Melbourne. (S2, ep 10) 
16:00Road Wars Elite cops Rosie and Darren are at the centre of a dramatic manhunt through the back gardens of a posh estate while Chris and Simon face a notorious drug addict in Milton Keynes. (S5, ep 5) 
17:00Stargate Atlantis Brain Storm Rodney's 'friend' Malcolm Tunney unveils a device that promises to extinguish the threat of global warming. His demonstration certainly stirs up a storm. (S5, ep 16) 
18:00Stargate SG-1 Prometheus Unbound Claudia Black (Farscape) is terrific as Vala, a former Goa'uld host who is trying to save her people. She and Daniel Jackson spar on the Prometheus. (S8, ep 12) 
19:00Carnage New & Exclusive. Six more teams get ready to crash and crush their way to the grand final as the next set of weaponised cars clash in the desert's perilous arenas. (S1, ep 3) 
20:00MacGyver New & Exclusive. Skyscraper - Power: Mac and Jack spring into action when an ex-Navy SEAL goes to elaborate ends to kidnap a billionaire's son from his Shanghai skyscraper. (S2, ep 20) 
21:00NCIS: Los Angeles New & Exclusive. Reentry: A failed rocket launch sets Callen, Sam and Nell on a desperate search for a top secret government device. Hetty helps Keane get use to life in the US. (S8, ep 20) 
22:00Hawaii Five-0 New & Exclusive. He lokomaika'i ka manu o Kaiona (Kind is the Bird of Kaiona): McGarrett and Jerry join Catherine Rollins in a race to stop a suspected terrorist. (S8, ep 20) 
23:00Supergirl New & Exclusive. Shelter from the Storm: Supergirl and Alex fight to protect Ruby from Reign. Supergirl and J'onn receive some shocking news when they seek help from Sam's mum. (S3, ep 18) 
00:00Elementary New & Exclusive. An Infinite Capacity for Taking Pains: Season six begins as Holmes confronts a medical diagnosis that threatens both his career and sobriety. (S6, ep 1) 
01:00Blindspot New & Exclusive. In Memory: In the season three finale, Jane and Weller hunt Roman back to where it all started. Can they stop him at last? (S3, ep 22) 
02:00Medical Emergency Australia Dramatic real-life series following the lives of the patients and staff at the Alfred Hospital Emergency and Trauma Centre in Melbourne. (S2, ep 6) 
02:30Medical Emergency Australia Dramatic real-life series, following the lives of the patients and staff at the Alfred Hospital Emergency and Trauma Centre in Melbourne. (S2, ep 7) 
03:00Medical Emergency Australia Dramatic real-life series following the lives of the patients and staff at the Alfred Hospital Emergency and Trauma Centre in Melbourne. (S2, ep 8) 
03:30Medical Emergency Australia Dramatic real-life series following the lives of the patients and staff at the Alfred Hospital Emergency and Trauma Centre in Melbourne. (S2, ep 9) 
04:00Emergency With Angela Griffin Angela and the crew rush to an address in Glasgow when an epileptic woman goes into a violent fit. Plus, an air ambulance operation in Devon is threatened by fading light. (S2, ep 3) 
05:00The Dog Whisperer Kobe, Banjo And Kisses Cesar works his magic on a one-eyed Australian shepherd who bites people and lunges at strangers, and a rescued coonhound afraid of people. (S3, ep 1) 
06:00Stargate SG-1 Shadow Play Jonas convinces the Pentagon that a sinister plot is afoot on his home planet and that only an SG-1 away mission can save his people. (S6, ep 7)