This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Thursday, January 24 2019

06:00Monkey Life It's all change for Lulu, Rodders, Ash, Brian and Sally, who now have other chimps living nearby. Meanwhile, baby marmoset Leo is finally well enough to meet his new housemates. (S8, ep 10) Also in HD 
06:30Monkey Life Hananya's chimps are subdued when Cherri loses one of her newborn twins. Elsewhere, a fight breaks out at the lemur enclosure when two new arrivals are given a rough welcome. (S8, ep 11) Also in HD 
07:00Animal 999 The Scottish SPCA goes to the rescue of a seal pup that's stranded on a beach. Plus, staff check up on a Jack Russell terrier that's suffering from a huge tumour. (S2, ep 1) Also in HD 
07:30Animal 999 The team investigates reports of a neglected dog living in a high-rise flat. Plus, staff spring into action when a group of hedgehogs land themselves in a prickly situation. (S2, ep 2) 
08:00Road Wars Documentary highlighting the fast thinking and hard work it takes to police the front line of crime in the UK. Strong language. (S6, ep 1) Also in HD 
09:00Babylon 5 Voices of Authority A new ally enters the fight against the shadows and Sheridan's actions are questioned on Earth. (S3, ep 5) 
10:00Stargate SG-1 Allegiance An invisible assassin goes on a killing spree, threatening to turn the Tok'ra and their rebel Jaffa allies against each other. (S6, ep 9) 
11:00NCIS: Los Angeles The Silo Kensi's sent in to thwart a nuclear weapons disaster when an airforce captain she once dated threatens to launch a missile. (S9, ep 7) Also in HD 
12:00NCIS: Los Angeles This is what we do: Homeland Security send over Nell's bossy sister when a violent group of assailants illegally cross the border. (S9, ep 8) Also in HD 
13:00Hawaii Five-0 Na Kama Hele (Day Trippers): McGarrett's first date with Lynn turns deadly when they are targeted by a mob boss. Elsewhere, Chin and co race to prevent a murder. (S6, ep 7) Also in HD 
14:00Hawaii Five-0 Piko Pau 'Iole (The Artful Dodger): Five-0 joins forces with a con man to solve a murder case. Chin gets some help as he investigates the deaths of five arms dealers. (S6, ep 8) Also in HD 
15:00S.W.A.T. Armory Get set for another tense episode as an ex-con takes hostages in the SWAT weapons store. With all their gear locked inside, can the team save them? (S1, ep 17) Also in HD 
16:00Modern Family Fulgencio Tensions simmer when Jay plays host to Gloria's mum and sister. Phil, meanwhile, tries to solve his kids' problems. Strong language/flashing images. (S4, ep 13) Also in HD 
16:30Modern Family A Slight At The Opera Obstacles arise just before the opening night of Cameron Tucker's Andrew Lloyd Webber's Phantom of the Opera. Moderate language/flashing images. (S4, ep 14) Also in HD 
17:00The Simpsons Girls Just Want To Have Sums Lisa dresses as a boy so that she can attend maths classes. But Bart soon learns that his new friend is his sister... Frances McDormand guest stars. 
17:30Futurama A Head in the Polls When a mining disaster traps the only supply of titanium and 1000 robots, Bender becomes highly profitable and decides to sell his entire body... (S2, ep 3) 
18:00Futurama Xmas Story Fry and Leela find themselves targeted by a murderous robotic Santa Claus and Bender volunteers at a shelter for homeless robots. Featuring the voice of John Goodman. (S2, ep 4) 
18:30The Simpsons When Homer finds out about a miracle hair growth formula, he rushes out to buy it. (S2, ep 2) Also in HD 
19:00The Simpsons The Simpsons tell three bloodcurdling tales of horror. Featuring the guest voice of James Earl Jones. (S2, ep 3) Also in HD 
19:30The Simpsons While Bart and Lisa are merrily fishing near the Springfield Nuclear Reactor, they catch a three-eyed fish. (S2, ep 4) Also in HD 
20:00The Simpsons Homer becomes the team mascot for the local minor baseball league. (S2, ep 5) Also in HD 
20:30The Simpsons Homer and Ned Flanders pressure their sons to win a miniature golf championship. (S2, ep 6) Also in HD 
21:00New: A League Of Their Own - ... ... European Road Trip. New & Exclusive. The laughs continue as the boys go wheel to wheel in the Holland cup. Then, Novak Djokovic umpires as they double up for tennis in Monaco. (3 of 6) Also in HD 
22:00The Russell Howard Hour New & Exclusive. Join Russell for another fun-packed look at the news as he mocks the madness of the week's biggest stories and puts the world to rights with a celebrity guest. (S2, ep 9) Also in HD 
23:00The Force: Manchester The fast-paced documentary series following the 999 work of Greater Manchester Police returns. Officers raid a Rochdale property that's believed to house a cannabis factory. (S2, ep 1) Also in HD 
00:00Hawaii Five-0 Lehu a Lehu (Ashes to Ashes): A bomb squad falls victim to a deadly attacker who is eager to strike a deal. Adam and Kono realise they are being watched. (S6, ep 2) Also in HD 
01:00Hawaii Five-0 Ua 'O'Oloku Ke Anu I Na Mauna (The Chilling Storm Is On The Mountains): The team investigate the death of a diver. McGarrett prepares to propose to Catherine. (S6, ep 3) Also in HD 
02:00Delicious New & Exclusive. While Teresa comes clean to Sam, a bewildered Gina struggles with her feelings for Mason. But as the family pull together for Mimi, tragedy strikes elsewhere. (S3, ep 4) Also in HD 
03:00A League Of Their Own Breastfeeding and 'fooket' are on the agenda when Man City goalie Joe Hart, former England cricket captain Kevin Pietersen and comic Josh Widdicombe stop by. (S8, ep 3) Also in HD 
04:00Babylon 5 Passing Through Gethsemane Lyta Alexander returns as Kosh's aide. One of the monks starts having terrifying visions. (S3, ep 4) 
05:00Futurama A Head in the Polls When a mining disaster traps the only supply of titanium and 1000 robots, Bender becomes highly profitable and decides to sell his entire body... (S2, ep 3) 
05:30Futurama Xmas Story Fry and Leela find themselves targeted by a murderous robotic Santa Claus and Bender volunteers at a shelter for homeless robots. Featuring the voice of John Goodman. (S2, ep 4) 
06:00Monkey Life Alison and wildlife vet John Lewis travel to Monkey World's sister sanctuary in Vietnam to release two golden-cheeked gibbons back into the wild. (S8, ep 12) Also in HD