This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Wednesday, August 15 2018

06:00Animal 999 Oiled Gull Animal Rescue Officer Jan Toraman is called out to a leather factory near Glasgow and a gull is stranded on a riverbank covered in some sort of oil. (S5, ep 11) Also in HD 
06:30Animal 999 Fishcross Squirrels With Scotland's native red squirrel population on the decline, the Fishcross animal centre hand-rear three red squirrels for their eventual release. (S5, ep 12) Also in HD 
07:00Monkey Life Series four of the insightful documentary following the day-to-day dramas of looking after over 240 monkeys, chimps, orangutans and other primates. (S4, ep 3) 
07:30Monkey Life Series four of the insightful documentary following the day-to-day dramas of looking after over 240 monkeys, chimps, orangutans and other primates. (S4, ep 4) 
08:00Meerkat Manor On Dangerous Ground The Whiskers gang run into their new neighbours, the Zappa gang, whom they dispatch with some ease. But during the fight, Flower's pups go missing. (S3, ep 1) Also in HD 
08:30Meerkat Manor The Mission Flower mounts a rescue mission to find her pups. Meanwhile, Mitch is lost in the heart of enemy territory and must find the rest of the family. (S3, ep 2) Also in HD 
09:00Animal 999 Oiled Gull Animal Rescue Officer Jan Toraman is called out to a leather factory near Glasgow and a gull is stranded on a riverbank covered in some sort of oil. (S5, ep 11) Also in HD 
09:30Animal 999 Fishcross Squirrels With Scotland's native red squirrel population on the decline, the Fishcross animal centre hand-rear three red squirrels for their eventual release. (S5, ep 12) Also in HD 
10:00Modern Family Aunt Mommy Drinking and decision-making don't go hand-in-hand when Claire and Phil treat Mitch and Cam to dinner. Sexual references. (S3, ep 15) Also in HD 
10:30Modern Family Virgin Territory Phil realises that his little girl is growing up when he overhears something he wishes he hadn't. Flashing images/moderate sexual references. (S3, ep 16) Also in HD 
11:00MacGyver Flashlight Mac teams up with Chin and Kono from the Hawaii Five-0 task force when an earthquake traps government scientists in a building. Crossover episode. (S1, ep 18) Also in HD 
12:00Hawaii Five-0 A ia la aku (From This Day Forward): The team are invited to a wedding to investigate a murder, and Danny makes a big decision. Rebecca de Mornay guest stars. (S4, ep 4) Also in HD 
13:00Hawaii Five-0 Kupu'eu (Fallen Hero): A routine job takes a deadly turn for Catherine, while McGarrett reaches out to Joe (guest star Terry O'Quinn) for help finding his mum. (S4, ep 5) Also in HD 
14:00NCIS: Los Angeles The Queen's Gambit Hetty remains in DC for questioning and Kensi recovers from the Syria mission, while the rest of the team investigates an abduction case. (S8, ep 3) Also in HD 
15:00NCIS: Los Angeles Black Market After a Homeland Security agent is poisoned, the team's investigation leads them on the path of a Triad assassin and a possible traitor. (S8, ep 4) Also in HD 
16:00The Simpsons El Viaje Misterioso After ingesting several Guatemalan peppers during a chilli cook-off, Homer experiences hallucinations that inspire him to find his true soulmate. (S8, ep 9) Also in HD 
16:30The Simpsons The Springfield Files X-Files agents Mulder and Scully investigate Homer's 'extra-terrestrial encounter'. Special guest voices: David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson. (S8, ep 10) Also in HD 
17:00The Simpsons Future-Drama Futurama's Bender drops into Springfield as Bart and Lisa use Professor Frink's astrological projection machine to peer into the future. (S16, ep 15) Also in HD 
17:30Futurama Time Keeps On Slipping When the Professor creates a mutant team to take on the Harlem Globetrotters, he disrupts the time/space continuum, with eye-opening results. (S3, ep 14) 
18:00Futurama I Dated A Robot In his quest to live out his fantasies, Fry downloads a virtual Lucy Liu humanoid ('Liubot'), with whom he falls in love. Lucy Liu guest stars. (S3, ep 15) 
18:30The Simpsons Father, Son And Holy Guest-Star Liam Neeson plays a hip Catholic priest who converts Bart to Catholicism. Can Flanders and Reverend Lovejoy bring him back to the fold? (S16, ep 21) Also in HD 
19:00The Simpsons Lost Verizon A believer in the mantra finders keepers, a sticky-fingered Bart steals actor Denis Leary's phone and uses it for pranking purposes. (S20, ep 2) Also in HD 
19:30The Simpsons Double, Double, Boy In Trouble In an irreverent take on the prince and the pauper tale, Bart trades lives with a rich doppelganger. The lifestyle soon loses its lustre though. (S20, ep 3) Also in HD 
20:00A League Of Their Own This week, James Corden and co are joined by Arsenal midfielder Aaron Ramsey, comedian Romesh Ranganathan and Sky Sports presenter Kate Abdo. (S10, ep 3) Also in HD 
21:00An Idiot Abroad Karl Pilkington's journey begins in the Far East. As well as casting his verdict on The Great Wall of China, he immerses himself in the culture with laugh-out-loud results. (1/8) Also in HD 
22:00Football's Funniest Moments 3 A selection of famous footie fans single out hilarious highlights from the beautiful game. Also in HD 
23:00Late Late Show Best Of The Week Don't miss all the best moments from James Corden's hit US talk show with weekly specials featuring all the highlights from the past week. Also in HD 
00:00Stan Lee's Lucky Man New & Exclusive. Suri and Harry team up to bring Blake and Gray down. Meanwhile, Blake finds a way to turn Eve against Harry - once and for all. (S3, ep 4) Also in HD 
01:00Brit Cops: Frontline Crime Wales Adrenaline-fuelled documentary following Britain's police as they wage war against crime. This time, cameras chart the admirable efforts of police teams from Wales. (S1, ep 1) Also in HD 
02:00Hawaii Five-0 Ka 'Oia'i'o Ma Loko (The Truth Within): The team try to find a missing artefact connected to the murder of a wealthy couple. Lost's Jorge Garcia guest stars. (S4, ep 3) Also in HD 
03:00NCIS: Los Angeles New & Exclusive. Talion: In a thrilling season seven finale, the team race to San Francisco, where an extremist group is holding Sam's son's school under siege. (S7, ep 24) Also in HD 
04:00Animal 999 Oiled Gull Animal Rescue Officer Jan Toraman is called out to a leather factory near Glasgow and a gull is stranded on a riverbank covered in some sort of oil. (S5, ep 11) Also in HD 
04:30Animal 999 Fishcross Squirrels With Scotland's native red squirrel population on the decline, the Fishcross animal centre hand-rear three red squirrels for their eventual release. (S5, ep 12) Also in HD 
05:00Futurama Time Keeps On Slipping When the Professor creates a mutant team to take on the Harlem Globetrotters, he disrupts the time/space continuum, with eye-opening results. (S3, ep 14) 
05:30Futurama I Dated A Robot In his quest to live out his fantasies, Fry downloads a virtual Lucy Liu humanoid ('Liubot'), with whom he falls in love. Lucy Liu guest stars. (S3, ep 15) 
06:00Animal 999 Glasgow Ducklings Three ducklings are found separated from their family in Glasgow's West End. After failing to find their mother, they are taken to the SPCA. (S5, ep 13) Also in HD