This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Tuesday, December 18 2018

06:00Monkey Life Series four of the insightful documentary following the day-to-day dramas of looking after over 240 monkeys, chimps, orangutans and other primates. (S4, ep 13) 
06:30Monkey Life Series four of the insightful documentary following the day-to-day dramas of looking after over 240 monkeys, chimps, orangutans and other primates. (S4, ep 14) 
07:00Futurama Lethal Inspection Bender reels from the revelation that he has a mortal manufacturing defect - is this the end of the potty-mouthed bot? (S7, ep 6) Also in HD 
07:30Modern Family Caught In The Act The Dunphy brood catch their parents in a compromising position. Mitch and Cam take desperate measures to get into a restaurant. Moderate sexual references. (S2, ep 13) Also in HD 
08:00Modern Family Bixby's Back It's Valentine's Day and that can only mean one thing, the return of Clive Bixby! Plus, Mitchell's PA proves problematic, and Jay and Gloria get competitive. (S2, ep 14) Also in HD 
08:30Modern Family Princess Party DeDe's back to celebrate Lily's birthday and she's brought some baggage with her. Shelley Long and Matt Dillon guest. Moderate language/flashing images. (S2, ep 15) Also in HD 
09:00The Simpsons Simple Simpson Homer becomes an anonymous vigilante, shaming local miscreants by splatting them with pies. But can Mr Burns blackmail 'The Pie Man' into pieing the Dalai Lama? (S15, ep 19) Also in HD 
09:30The Simpsons To Surveil with Love Civil liberties are suspended after an incident involving Homer's unattended gym bag. Actor and comedian Eddie Izzard guest stars as the Queen. (S21, ep 20) Also in HD 
10:00The Simpsons Moe Letter Blues Moe stirs up marital strife, informing Homer, Apu and Rev Lovejoy that he's run away with one of their wives. Has he really turned from friend to foe? (S21, ep 21) Also in HD 
10:30The Simpsons The Bob Next Door New neighbour Walt Warren proves popular with everyone except Bart, who's convinced he's his nemesis, Sideshow Bob, in disguise. Kelsey Grammer guests. (S21, ep 22) Also in HD 
11:00NCIS: Los Angeles Battle Scars The NCIS team up with Hetty's former Vietnam War colleagues when a decorated Navy captain is suspected of kidnap. (S8, ep 21) Also in HD 
12:00NCIS: Los Angeles Golden Days The team continue to work with Hetty's former Vietnam War colleagues as they begin a risky investigation into a gold heist. (S8, ep 22) Also in HD 
13:00Hawaii Five-0 Na Hala a ka makua (Sins of the Father): Tensions mount when McGarrett and Danny are kidnapped by a convict desperate to clear his name. Michael Madsen guests. (S4, ep 14) Also in HD 
14:00Hawaii Five-0 Pale 'la (Buried Secrets): A surprise is in store for Danny when his mum (guest star Melanie Griffith) stops by. Contains violent and distressing scenes. (S4, ep 15) Also in HD 
15:00Modern Family Regrets Only Phil and Claire have the mother of all barneys, started by cauliflower and involving broccoli. Jay regrets buying Gloria a karaoke machine. Mild sexual references. (S2, ep 16) Also in HD 
15:30Modern Family Two Monkeys And A Panda Jay treats Gloria to a shopping trip... to buy a crypt. Cam discovers that a detail is missing from Lily's birth certificate. Mild sexual references. (S2, ep 17) Also in HD 
16:00Modern Family Boy's Night Jay accidentally gatecrashes Mitch and Cam's evening out, and Luke befriends his neighbour. Guest starring Nathan Lane and Philip Baker Hall. Mild bad language. (S2, ep 18) Also in HD 
16:30The Simpsons Treehouse Of Horror X: Bart and Lisa become superheroes and attempt to save Lucy Lawless (herself) from a super-villain. 
17:00The Simpsons E-I-E-I (Annoyed Grunt): The Simpsons relocate to a farm, where Homer produces a highly addictive tomato. 
17:30The Simpsons Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder Homer becomes a celebrity when he bowls a perfect game. Featuring the guest voices of Ron Howard, Penn & Teller, Nancy O'Dell, Pat O'Brien and the B-52s. 
18:00Futurama The Late Philip J. Fry: The Professor invents a one-way time machine that takes the crew even further into the future. Problems, of course, arise... (S7, ep 7) Also in HD 
18:30The Simpsons Judge me Tender Dream maker/breaker Simon Cowell heads to Springfield. Mo's pint-pulling days appear to be over when he discovers a knack for judging talent contests. (S21, ep 23) Also in HD 
19:00The Simpsons Elementary School Musical Glee stars Lea Michele, Cory Monteith and Amber Riley, plus Flight of the Conchords, guest star when Lisa goes to a performing arts camp. (S22, ep 1) Also in HD 
19:30The Simpsons Loan-A-Lisa When Grampa divvys up his savings between the family, Marge buys a designer handbag, while Lisa donates her money to a charity to help young entrepreneurs. (S22, ep 2) Also in HD 
20:00New: Supergirl New & Exclusive. Elseworlds: Part 3: Supergirl, The Flash, Green Arrow and Superman enter the battle of their lives as the epic crossover event concludes. (S4, ep 9) Also in HD 
21:00New: SEAL Team New & Exclusive. Santa Muerte: The team get caught in an ambush and it can only mean one thing: that someone on the inside is leaking intel to the cartel. (S2, ep 9) Also in HD 
22:00A League Of Their Own Xmas... ...Special. Festive fun is on the menu as James and the boys invite Nigel Havers, Kriss Akabusi and David Seaman to a Yuletide party at Jack's country pad. Also in HD 
23:00Trollied It's Christmas Eve and Gavin has an important proposal for Cheryl. Plus, there's romance in the air at the Valco Christmas party. Last in series. (S6, ep 8) Also in HD 
23:30The Russell Howard Hour Join Russell as he mocks the madness of the news, chats to Somali refugee and Lord Mayor of Sheffield Magid Magid, and visits a shaman with Roisin Conaty. (S2, ep 6) Also in HD 
00:30A League Of Their Own... ...Christmas Party. James Corden is treating the A League of Their Own boys to an extra-special Yuletide treat: a good ol' fashioned knees-up in the countryside. Also in HD 
01:30The Heist Who will escape with the loot? As time runs out, Guv'nor Sue Hill makes one last play. But the remaining bandits prove they won't go down without a fight. (S1, ep 6) Also in HD 
03:00DC's Legends Of Tomorrow Hello, Dolly A magical creature strikes the Legends and throws the Waverider crew back into action. There are big problems when Constantine confronts his past. (S4, ep 7) Also in HD 
04:00Monkey Life Set in Dorset's Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre, this documentary series follows the day-to-day dramas of looking after over 240 monkeys, chimps, orangutans and other primates. (S1, ep 1) 
04:30Monkey Life Set in Dorset's Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre, this documentary series follows the day-to-day dramas of looking after over 240 monkeys, chimps, orangutans and other primates. (S1, ep 2) 
05:00Futurama Lethal Inspection Bender reels from the revelation that he has a mortal manufacturing defect - is this the end of the potty-mouthed bot? (S7, ep 6) Also in HD 
05:30Futurama The Late Philip J. Fry: The Professor invents a one-way time machine that takes the crew even further into the future. Problems, of course, arise... (S7, ep 7) Also in HD 
06:00Monkey Life Series four of the insightful documentary following the day-to-day dramas of looking after over 240 monkeys, chimps, orangutans and other primates. (S4, ep 16)