This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Saturday, October 27 2018

06:00Malcolm In The Middle Tutoring Reese Francis is home to repair the roof, while Reese has even more troubles with his grades than usual. He is convinced that his Teacher Mr. Woodward is out to get him. (S2, E19) 
06:25Malcolm In The Middle Bowling In this special episode, we see what would happen if Lois took the kids bowling and what would happen if Hal took them bowling. Worlds apart... (S2, E20) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Bob's Burgers Bob Actually With Valentine's Day around the corner, the kids find themselves in love-caused chaos and Bob comes up with a romantic gesture to impress Linda. (S7, E09) 
09:30Bob's Burgers There's No Business Like Mr. Business Business: Bob is sceptical about Gayle's cat Mr. Business having a career in showbiz, until it looks like the cat could have his big break. (S7, E10) 
10:00Bob's Burgers A Few 'Gurt Men: Louise defends one of her biggest foes in a mock trial at Wagstaff, while Bob and Jimmy Pesto expose a regular-food scammer. (S7, E11) 
10:30Bob's Burgers Like Gene for Chocolate Gene learns that the formula for his favourite chocolate has changed, so he works with the head of the company to fix the problem. (S7, E12) 
11:00Malcolm In The Middle Ida's Dance Ida forces Lois to bake a special tart for an old-world saint's holiday, Malcolm meets his match with music appreciation, and Hal tries to bond with Reese. (S6, E18) 
11:30Malcolm In The Middle Motivational Speaker The neighbourhood dog pack adopts Reese as their new best friend, Dewey gets caught spending time with a new, better mum, and Hal becomes the company motivational guru. (S6, E19) 
12:00Malcolm In The Middle Stilts Malcolm gets "promoted" to a position promoting Lucky Aide from atop a pair of stilts. Hal tries to make up for accidentally blowing the household budget on a phone-sex line. (S6, E20) 
12:30Malcolm In The Middle Buseys Take a Hostage Unable to function without Dewey, Buseys special needs class panic and take their teacher hostage. Hal takes on the role of President of the Neighbourhood Association. (S6, E21) 
13:00Friends The One Where Ross And Rachel Take A Break (1): Ross seeks solace at a party after a bitter fight with Rachel and ends up in the arms of another woman. First of a two-part episode. (S3, E15) 
13:30Friends The One The Morning After (2): When Rachel discovers that Ross slept with Chloe, she decides to break up with him. Second of a two-part episode. (S3, E16) 
14:00Friends The One Where They're Going To Party! The guys try to be spontaneous and wild and Monica must decide between a steady job as head chef of a restaurant or her catering business with Phoebe. (S4, E09) 
14:30Friends The One With Joey's Dirty Day Joey has no time to shower after he comes home from a three-day fishing trip and has to head out to the set of Charlton Heston's new movie. (S4, E14) 
15:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The lads play a round of "Don't I Know You?" with complete strangers, and pose as driving school teachers. (S2, E03) 
15:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show.The guys raise donations for bizarre charities, and eat food off other people's plates at a Chinese restaurant. (S2, E06) 
16:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show following The Tenderloins. The guys try to kiss strangers, eat food out of other people's shopping karts, and invade people's conversations for 30 seconds.(S2, E07) 
16:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys try to get signatures for college clubs that don't exist, and behave rudely at odds with elevator etiquette. (S2, E08) 
17:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys work in a dentist's office and a movie theatre stand, along with participating in a crazy photography shoot for their blogs at a public park. (S3, E01) 
17:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys race in a grocery store, try to get strangers to hold their hands in a park, and annoy patrons in a comic book shop. (S3, E03) 
18:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air I, Whoops, There It Is The episode features bloopers from past seasons, and Dick Clark steps in to help Will showcase the bloopers. Will interviews the actors that appear in the series. (S6, E19) 
18:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air I, Stank Horse Ashley is anxious to get into the School of Performing Art, and a friend of Will's says he will help her with her acting. Will and Carlton buy a horse that is being retired. (S6, E20) 
19:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air I, Stank Hole in One When Phil appeals for a partner for a golf tournament, Carlton reluctantly agrees to give Will the position. Hilary is offered a job presenting a prime-time show. (S6, E21) 
19:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Eye, Tooth Hillary gets William Shatner to appear on her show, and the producers think it is time the show moved to New York. Will is upset since he will lose a job. (S6, E22) 
20:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air I, Done (Part 1): As the Banks kids prepare to leave home, Will realizes that he has no plans for his future. Will looks for an apartment, but to no avail. (S6, E23) 
20:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air I, Done (Part 2): As members of the Banks family and Geoffrey prepare for their moves, Will tries to pretend that he also has big plans for moving forward. Last ever episode. (S6, E24) 
21:00Impractical Jokers: Championship Sal, Q, Murr and Joe pit the their favourite pranks and punishments from the history of the series against each other, to find out which one takes the title. 
21:30Impractical Jokers: Joker For... ...Day. For the first time in the show's history, the Jokers take a day off from challenges and flip the cameras on the producers and production crew. The Jokers tell the producers what to do! 
22:00Impractical Jokers: Wild Joe, Sal, Q and Murr put their friendships to the test by revealing the secrets they share using sketches and improv. (S1, E01) 
22:30The Jim Jefferies Show The Jim Jefferies Show is here to shake up the humdrum formula of the political late-night show. Jim tackles the news of the day with no-bulls**t candor, piercing insight and a Aussie viewpoint. 
23:00Dara O Briain: Crowd Tickler Watch Dara lead the audience on a rip-roaring journey through expertly crafted routines, cracking one-liners, and lightning fast spontaneous gag-making! Recorded at the legendary Hammersmith Apollo. 
00:00Kevin Bridges Live In Glasgow The deceptively youthful Kevin Bridges plays a hometown show in front of 10,000 fans. Topical, cutting, silly, sarcastic, ironic, dead pan - he hits all these marks (and more!) with ease. 
01:00Seann Walsh Live: Seann To Be Wild Seann delivers his unique view on the trials and tribulations of living. From useless smartphones to just ordering a pizza; the life of an incapable, 21st century male is laid bare for all to see. 
02:00Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. It's game on for Love Island's Chris Hughes and Olivia Attwood to win thousands of pounds for charity! (S3, E01) 
02:30Ali G in Da USAiii Ali G leads a roundtable discussion on science and technology, featuring creationist Kent Hovind. Borat visits a spiritual healer and an exercise instructor. (S2, E04) 
03:05Ali G in Da USAiii Ali G attempts to interest Hollywood producers in his James Bond television show concept and leads a roundtable discussion on sex. Borat learns about etiquette. (S2, E05) 
03:35Fameless Prankers A guitarist and karate master nearly come to blows at an audition, a wannabe cop gets lured into a high-speed chase, and a fierce competitor learns the naked truth... (S1, E01) 
04:00Fresh Off The Boat Shaquille O'Neal Motors The Huangs are in desperate need of a second vehicle, so Louis takes Jessica to Shaquille O'Neal Motors. Eddie convinces Evan to sell his Beanie Baby collection. (S2, E03)