This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Wednesday, November 29 2017

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Two And A Half Men Best H.O. Money Can Buy (2): Alan tries to escape Judith's grasp as Charlie and Herb go on the prowl to pick up women. Charlie teases Jake by threatening to send him to military school. (S6, E07) 
09:30Two And A Half Men The Mooch at the Boo Jake disappears with the daughter of Charlie's new and large neighbour and Charlie is left to cover his back. Alan scores a hot date. Michael Clarke Duncan guest stars. (S6, E09) 
10:00Bob's Burgers The Hormone-iums Tina gets her chance to be soloist of the Hormone-iums in a play, but realises the role could end up ruining her social status. Linda comes up with a business plan. (S6, E14) 
10:30Bob's Burgers Pro Tiki/Con Tiki Bob's friend, Warren, comes to town and makes an offer to invest in the restaurant, which could use a much-needed makeover, but their decorating ideas don't exactly match. (S6, E15) 
11:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys work in a dentist's office and a movie theatre stand, along with participating in a crazy photography shoot for their blogs at a public park. (S3, E01) 
11:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys review their favourite moments from the past season, and they reveal the most surprising occurrences and the best never-before-seen footage. (S3, E02) 
12:00My Wife And Kids Empty Nest (Part 1): During a rare occasion when Michael and Jay have the house to themselves, they find themselves reminiscing about the fun times they've had with their kids and friends. (S4, E20) 
12:30My Wife And Kids Empty Nest (Part 2): Michael and Jay continue to reminisce about the fun they've had with their kids and friends. Including Michael's "minor glitches" and Jay's concern about her weight. (S4, E21) 
13:00Malcolm In The Middle Morp Malcolm decides to organise a "Morp", an alternative to the traditional Prom for those pupils shunned by the "cool" kids. Reese agrees to hire himself out as an escort for the evening. (S7, E21) 
13:30Malcolm In The Middle Graduation Malcolm has the chance of a highly lucrative careerin computer software, but the offer is blocked by his parents, who have higher goals in mind for him... Last ever episode. (S7, E22) 
14:00Bob's Burgers Bye Bye Boo Boo After hearing that Boo Boo is leaving Boyz 4 Now, Louise enters a contest that could finally give Tina a chance to meet him. Meanwhile, Bob and Linda learn about a mobster. (S6, E16) 
14:30Bob's Burgers The Horse Rider-er Tina finally gets to attend horse camp, but realizes she must part ways with her imaginary horse, Jericho. Meanwhile, Linda creates a restaurant camp. (S6, E17) 
15:00Epic Meal Empire 24 Hour Fatness The guys attempt to pump up a bunch of body-builders with some epic edible gym equipment. Also, can EMT one-up the Germans in the field of bacon-based condiments? (S1, E05) 
15:30Epic Meal Empire Poutine on the Ritz Harley enlists the help of a designer to prove that he can make fashion delicious. The guys discover a new use for their washer and dryer: making spaghetti & meatballs. (S1, E06) 
16:00New: Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an obstacle course. This couples special features 'The Bickersons' Robert de Otero & Ashley Grijalva and 'The Wishy-Washys' Robert House & Traci Martin. (S3, E06) 
17:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The Jokers work as bellhops, serve up trouble as hot dog vendors, and go head-to-head presenting odd inventions to a focus group. (S5, E01) 
17:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys teach music classes and participate in a focus group. Murr and Q are asking the questions, while Joe and Sal go undercover as group members. (S5, E02) 
18:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys race in a grocery store, try to get strangers to hold their hands in a park, and annoy patrons in a comic book shop. (S3, E03) 
18:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. As they continue to review their favourite moments from the past season, the guys reveal even more surprising occurrences and never-before-seen footage. (S3, E04) 
19:00The Middle The Safe Frankie begins dental hygienist school, Axl becomes attracted to his new tutor, and Sue and Brick find a new way to make money for the family. (S4, E07) 
19:30The Middle Twenty Years Sue tries to set up a 20th anniversary for Frankie and Mike, but Frankie is mad at Mike. Axl gets revenge on Brick by spoiling the ending to his favourite book series. (S4, E10) 
20:00Bob's Burgers Bye Bye Boo Boo After hearing that Boo Boo is leaving Boyz 4 Now, Louise enters a contest that could finally give Tina a chance to meet him. Meanwhile, Bob and Linda learn about a mobster. (S6, E16) 
20:30Bob's Burgers The Horse Rider-er Tina finally gets to attend horse camp, but realizes she must part ways with her imaginary horse, Jericho. Meanwhile, Linda creates a restaurant camp. (S6, E17) 
21:00Michael McIntyre: Hello Wembley! Recorded at Wembley Arena during Michael McIntyre's sell-out UK tour, Hello Wembley! features Michael's unique and hilarious take on parenting, supermarkets and everyday life. 
22:00South Park: Season 4 The Tooth Fairy Tats Cartman gets $2 from the Tooth Fairy, which leads him to a scheme to buy a new videogame. It's not long before the boys are caught up in the black market tooth racket. (S4, E01) 
22:30South Park: Season 4 Cartman's Silly Hate Crime Things go from bad to worse for Cartman after he throws a rock at Token - it's jail time for this racist! Will the boys win the sled race without lardy on board? (S4, E02) 
23:00Friends The One With Phoebe's Birthday Dinner Phoebe plans a night out for her birthday, but only her and Joey are on time, as all the other friends have issues which make them late. (S9, E05) 
23:30Friends The One With the Male Nanny Ross and Rachel hire a male nanny (Freddie Prinze Jr.). Chandler feels insecure when Monica tells him that she has met "the funniest man she has ever met". (S9, E06) 
00:05Jeff Dunham Live: All Over The Map Jeff Dunham is taking you all over the world in a stand up journey from London to Australia and everywhere in between! He meets a mountain of a man in Iceland and risks getting locked up in Malaysia! 
01:00TripTank An auctioneer tries to pick up a woman at a party, an evil spirit finds itself in an unlikely vessel, and Beth and Jennifer sue a Chinese restaurant for false advertising. (S2, E07) 
01:30Lip Sync Battle: Black-ish Special Celebrities pair up to do battle using lip sync as their weapon! The stars of 'Black-ish', Tracee Ellis Ross and Anthony Anderson, go head-to-head - taking on Nicki Minaj and CeeLo Green! (S2, E03) 
02:00Broad City Coat Check Abbi is determined to return a lost coat. Meanwhile, Ilana explores a new romance that feels oddly familiar. (S2, E09) 
02:30Impractical Jokers The guys get a taste of babysitting while asking strangers to watch their kid, then head to the grocery store to conduct taste(less) tests with shoppers. The loser is forced to strip. (S8, E11) 
03:00Impractical Jokers The guys get extra cheesy at a pizza parlour, then head to Wall Street where they ask strangers to help translate bizarre text messages in Spanish. A nightmare comes to life for the loser. (S8, E12) 
03:20Inside Amy Schumer Sketch and stand-up show starring Amy Schumer. Amy gets an opportunity to participate in a beauty pageant, breast-feeds her dog, and enjoys her new "bla-dow". (S3, E05) 
03:45Comedy Central At The Comedy Store Tonight at the Comedy Store; Henry Paker is going bald, Charlie Baker thinks back to his school days, Suzi Ruffell is dealing with a break-up, and Justin Moorhouse on family time. (S03, E14) 
04:05Lip Sync Battle: Black-ish Special Celebrities pair up to do battle using lip sync as their weapon! The stars of 'Black-ish', Tracee Ellis Ross and Anthony Anderson, go head-to-head - taking on Nicki Minaj and CeeLo Green! (S2, E03) 
04:30Malcolm In The Middle Morp Malcolm decides to organise a "Morp", an alternative to the traditional Prom for those pupils shunned by the "cool" kids. Reese agrees to hire himself out as an escort for the evening. (S7, E21) 
04:50Malcolm In The Middle Graduation Malcolm has the chance of a highly lucrative careerin computer software, but the offer is blocked by his parents, who have higher goals in mind for him... Last ever episode. (S7, E22) 
05:15Epic Meal Empire A Bite To Remember At the request of some avid meat lovers, the boys host the first every Meat Prom--complete with a cheesy band, bad tuxes and a long, white limo. (S1, E19) 
05:35Epic Meal Empire Cycle of Life A group of cyclists take the team's epic meat bike meal for a spin. Also, they're Epic Meal Time and they're here to say...they're recording a food-fueled rap song today! (S1, E20) 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.