This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Friday, January 19 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Middle Thanksgiving IX The Hecks take a hectic road trip for Thanksgiving to Frankie's sister's house but soon find themselves running into barriers that could make them late to the feast. (S9, E07) 
08:35The Middle Eyes Wide Open Axl heads to Chicago to visit Hutch for the weekend but discovers that his friend is acting more like a responsible adult than the free-spirited college student he once knew. (S9, E08) 
09:00The Middle The 200th Orson is named as one of the top 200 most livable cities in Indiana, so Frankie decides to place something in the time capsule that will be buried in the base of the Orson Cow. (S9, E09) 
09:30The Middle The Christmas Miracle Axl declares that he's not going to church this year, and Mike goes to war with the Glossner kids after they deface his new, inflatable snowman. (S9, E10) 
10:00Friends The One With The Cheap Wedding Dress Monica battles another shopper for the perfect wedding dress. Meanwhile, Joey and Ross fight over the same girl and go to drastic measures to win. (S7, E17) 
10:30Friends The One With Joey's Award Joey is nominated for a "Soapie" but loses. However, when he accepts a different award on behalf of a co-star, he finds himself unwilling to hand it over. (S7, E18) 
11:00Friends The One With Ross and Monica's Cousin Monica's gorgeous cousin (Denise Richards) unwittingly wreaks havoc on Chandler and Ross as they become infatuated by her good looks. (S7, E19) 
11:30Friends The One With Rachel's Big Kiss Rachel reveals a titillating secret about her and a former sorority sister (Winona Ryder). Meanwhile, Ross and Chandler compete for wedding tuxedos. (S7, E20) 
12:00Friends The One With The Vows Chandler and Monica struggle to write their wedding vows. This prompts the group to remember the journey Monica and Chandler have made over the past few years. (S7, E21) 
12:30Friends The One With Chandler's Dad Chandler confronts his estranged cross-dressing father (Kathleen Turner). Meanwhile, Rachel gets into trouble driving Monica's Porsche. (S7, E22) 
13:00Impractical Jokers The jokers are in Orlando for a supersized episode, upping their antics to a whole new state. Tonight's loser goes from spider hero to barnyard zero while performing for a huge audience. (S10, E13) 
14:00Friends The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding Part 1: Chandler gets the pre-wedding jitters and runs away. Meanwhile, Phoebe finds a positive pregnancy test and assumes it's Monica's. (S7, E23) 
14:30Friends The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding Part 2: Monica remains unaware of the potential disasters on her wedding day. Meanwhile, Joey's drunk co-star could make him miss the nuptials. (S7, E24) 
15:00Friends The One After "I Do": Everybody thinks Monica's pregnant, but her denial quickly shifts the focus to Phoebe, thereby taking the heat off of a nervous Rachel. (S8, E01) 
15:30Friends The One With The Red Sweater Rachel won't tell anybody who the father is until she tells him. Meanwhile, Joey mistakenly thinks Phoebe is pregnant and makes a gallant gesture. (S8, E02) 
16:00Scrubs My Day Off J.D. is nervous about Turk performing his appendectomy. Elliot attempts to improve her bedside manner. Dr. Cox's mentor becomes a patient at the hospital. (S1, E09) 
16:30Scrubs My Nickname J.D., Turk, Carla and Elliot have bonded and even begin to stick up for each other against Cox and Kelso. J.D. and Carla's friendship gets off to a difficult start. (S1, E10) 
17:00Friends The One Where Rachel Tells... Chandler and Monica prepare to leave for their honeymoon as Rachel prepares to tell the father of her baby. (S8, E03) 
17:30Friends The One With The Video Tape Ross and Rachel disagree over who came onto whom when they hooked up. Meanwhile, Monica and Chandler meet another couple while on their honeymoon. (S8, E04) 
18:00Friends The One With Rachel's Date Ross is horrified to learn that Rachel is going on a date with a handsome actor, Kash, especially since she is pregnant with his child. (S8, E05) 
18:30Friends The One With The Halloween Party At Monica and Chandler's Halloween party Phoebe runs into her sister's fiance, Eric (Sean Penn), and finds herself attracted to him. (S8, E06) 
19:00Friends The One With The Stain Chandler hires a maid to help Monica but she thinks the maid is stealing her clothes. Meanwhile, Eric (Sean Penn) breaks up with Ursula and wants to date Phoebe. (S8, E07) 
19:30Friends The One With The Stripper Rachel tells her short-tempered father that she is pregnant with Ross' baby. Monica arranges to have a 'stripper' perform at Chandler's belated bachelor party. (S8, E08) 
20:00Impractical Jokers The guys put the nasty in "namaste" when they lead meditations that leave their victims with a lot to think about. Tonight's big loser gets boxed in with the very first 24-hour punishment. (S10, E15) 
20:30Impractical Jokers The guys work in pairs giving presentations about living life to its fullest, and pose as janitors giving responses to questions and statements over walkie-talkies. (S10, E10) 
21:00The Cleveland Show A Cleveland Brown Christmas Cleveland gets drunk as a Santa Claus and shatters Rallo's Christmas by telling him that his biological father is a deadbeat. (S1, E09) 
21:30The Cleveland Show Field of Streams Cleveland convinces Junior to play for the high school baseball team, but can't hide his embarrassment after he finds out that he is terrible. (S1, E10) 
22:00New: Roast Battle Hosted by Jimmy Carr, with judges Russell Brand and Katherine Ryan. Love Island takes on I'm A Celeb with Iain Stirling vs. Joel Dommett, also Paul Chowdhry vs. Fin Taylor. (S1, E05) 
22:30New: Roast Battle Hosted by Jimmy Carr, with judges Russell Brand and Katherine Ryan. Featuring a battle between father and son Mark and Elliot Steel, also Jayde Adams vs. Alex Edelman. (S1, E06) 
23:00New: Bob's Burgers The Silence of the Louise When Mr. Frond's therapy dolls are mysteriously attacked, Louise teams up with Millie to help solve the case. (S8, E02) 
23:30New: Rick and Morty Mortynight Run Rick and Morty try to save a gas life form while Jerry resides in a daycare made for Jerrys. (S2, E02) 
00:00South Park A Million Little Fibbers Towlie writes his memoirs and it's not long before he's invited onto The Oprah Winfrey Show, but Oprah's vagina and anus are plotting against her. (S10, E05) 
00:30South Park ManBearPig Ex U.S. Vice President Al Gore visits South Park Elementary and warns the pupils about ManBearPig, a monster which is "half man, half bear and half pig" - you can't be "cereal"! (S10, E06) 
01:00Roast Battle Hosted by Jimmy Carr, with judges Russell Brand and Katherine Ryan. Love Island takes on I'm A Celeb with Iain Stirling vs. Joel Dommett, also Paul Chowdhry vs. Fin Taylor. (S1, E05) 
01:308 Out of 10 Cats A panel show based on statistics and polls, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock and Jason Manford; joined by Josie Long, Jamelia, Mark Watson and Claudia Winkleman. (S8, E03) 
02:00New: The Daily Show Joining Trevor tonight is Ricky Gervais, talking about his new game show 'Five to Survive' - adult guests answer questions in pursuit of prizes with the assistance of Gervais and a panel of children. 
02:30The Cleveland Show A Cleveland Brown Christmas Cleveland gets drunk as a Santa Claus and shatters Rallo's Christmas by telling him that his biological father is a deadbeat. (S1, E09) 
03:00The Cleveland Show Field of Streams Cleveland convinces Junior to play for the high school baseball team, but can't hide his embarrassment after he finds out that he is terrible. (S1, E10) 
03:25South Park Red Hot Catholic Love When the boys are asked whether Father Maxi has ever put anything in their butts, Cartman reasons it could be possible to poo from the mouth if you eat with your bum! (S6, E08) 
03:50South Park Free Hat Kyle, Stan, Cartman & Tweek get angry about Steven Spielberg and George Lucas' habit of altering their films with each "re-re-re-release". They go on a mission to steal the movies. (S6, E09) 
04:15Two And A Half Men Rough Night in Hump Junction Charlie is on a hot-streak of one night stands, impressive by his own record, so much so that he visits his shrink. Is he be missing someone? Jane Lynch guests. (S5, E15) 
04:35Two And A Half Men Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty Alan plans Evelyn's wedding to her fiancÚ, whilst Charlie pursues Teddy's devious daughter (Jenny McCarthy) - his future stepsister! Just how far will he go? (S5, E16) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.