This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Tuesday, July 24 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The guys pose as puppy dog salesmen, try to start a new baseball chant, and try to teach golf. (S2, E05) 
08:35Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show.The guys raise donations for bizarre charities, and eat food off other people's plates at a Chinese restaurant. (S2, E06) 
09:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Knowledge is Power Hilary rats Will out for several things, including getting in at 3am the previous day, in order to get the family car instead of Will. Will soon plans revenge... (S1, E13) 
09:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Day Damn One Ashley and her friends ask Will to tell a scary story at their slumber party before they go to sleep. Will tells the tale of his first day at Bel-Air Academy... (S1, E14) 
10:00Scrubs My Sacrificial Clam A health scare and a run in with a group of playful doctors put J.D.'s relationship with patients in jeopardy. Elliot's new man may give her too much of a good thing. (S1, E21) 
10:30Scrubs My Occurrence (part 1): Brendan Fraser guest stars as Jordan's brother, Ben, a close friend of Dr. Cox, and has come under J.D.'s care as Sacred Heart suffers a series of mix-ups. (S1, E22) 
11:00Friends: Season 6 The One Where Chandler Can't Cry Angry that Rachel interfered in her relationship with Ross, Jill sets out to seduce him. Meanwhile, Joey learns that people think Phoebe is a porn star. (S6, E14) 
11:30Friends: Season 6 The One That Could Have Been (1): Contemplating how differently their lives could have turned out, the gang fantasize about the paths they could have so easily taken. (S6, E15) 
12:00Friends: Season 6 The One That Could Have Been (2): In the friends' continuing speculative fantasy, Ross initiates a threesome with his wife and her female friend but it doesn't go the way he wanted. (S6, E16) 
12:30Friends: Season 6 The One With Unagi Chandler and Monica agree to give each other homemade presents for their six-month anniversary and Ross tries to teach martial arts to Rachel and Phoebe. (S6, E17) 
13:00Gilmore Girls An Affair to Remember Rory's roommates have her on edge so she tries to find the perfect place to study. Meanwhile Emily hires Sookie and Lorelai to cater Richard's office party. (S4, E06) 
14:00Impractical Jokers: Season 2 Hidden camera practical joke show following The Tenderloins. The guys try to kiss strangers, eat food out of other people's shopping karts, and invade people's conversations for 30 seconds.(S2, E07) 
14:30Impractical Jokers: Season 2 Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys try to get signatures for college clubs that don't exist, and behave rudely at odds with elevator etiquette. (S2, E08) 
15:00Scrubs My Hero (part 2): J.D. and Dr. Cox react differently to the news of Ben's (Brendan Fraser) illness. Turk suffers a blow to his ego when he learns that he is the number two surgical intern. (S1, E23) 
15:30Scrubs My Last Day The interns are a day away from becoming fully-fledged residents. They should all be excited but devastating revelations from Jordan ruin the occasion. Season 1 finale. (S1, E24) 
16:00Friends: Season 7 The One With All The Candy Monica becomes popular with her neighbours because of her homemade candy. Meanwhile, Ross teaches Phoebe how to ride a bike... literally. (S7, E09) 
16:30Friends: Season 7 The One With The Holiday Armadillo Ross dresses up as an Armadillo to try and teach Ben about Hanukkah. Meanwhile, Phoebe worries that Rachel wants to continue living with Joey. (S7, E10) 
17:00Friends: Season 7 The One With All The Cheesecakes Chandler and Rachel can't help eating the irresistible cheesecakes that are meant for a neighbour. (S7, E11) 
17:30Friends: Season 7 The One Where They're Up All Night After the gang head to the roof to see a passing comet, separate events unfold that lead to all of them having a sleepless night. (S7, E12) 
18:00Friends: Season 7 The One Where Rosita Dies Phoebe becomes involved with a suicidal office worker (Jason Alexander). Meanwhile, Rachel and Chandler both think they've broken Rosita, Joey's recliner. (S7, E13) 
18:30Friends: Season 7 The One Where They All Turn Thirty Rachel's 30th birthday prompts the friends to reminisce about their own 30th celebrations. (S7, E14) 
19:00Friends: Season 7 The One With Joey's New Brain Joey learns that his character in his daytime drama is about to gain prominence at the expense of the show's diva star (Susan Sarandon). (S7, E15) 
19:30Friends: Season 7 The One With The Truth About London Chandler finds out who Monica really wanted to have sex with on the night they became lovers. Ross is angry after Rachel teaches Ben practical jokes. (S7, E16) 
20:00New: Fresh Off The Boat License to Sell Jessica puts off taking the exam for her real estate license because she fears she isn't good enough. Eddie looks to Louis for advice on how to win over older girl Nicole. (S1, E09) 
20:30New: Life In Pieces Window Vanity Dress Grace Colleen is forced to deal with Joan's opinions as they shop for wedding dresses. Meanwhile, Jen can't stay awake after a romantic date night with Greg. (S2, E08) 
21:00The Tuxedo Film Jimmy Tong, A hapless chauffer, must take a comatose secret agent's place using his special gadget-laden tuxedo. Jackie Chan and Jennifer Love Hewitt star. (2002) 
23:00Bad Education Valentine's Day It is Valentine's Day and Mr Fraser has planned an Abbey Grove edition of Take Me Out. New deputy headmistress Professor Celia Green is rubbing everyone up the wrong way. (S2, E04) 
23:35Ed Gamble At The Comedy Store The superb Ed Gamble introduces funny-man Fin Taylor, the fantastic Mae Martin, and the extremely funny Mo Gilligan. All this and more from the legendary Comedy Store in London. (S5, E01) 
00:05Impractical Jokers: Season 2 Hidden camera practical joke show.The guys raise donations for bizarre charities, and eat food off other people's plates at a Chinese restaurant. (S2, E06) 
00:35Impractical Jokers: Season 2 Hidden camera practical joke show following The Tenderloins. The guys try to kiss strangers, eat food out of other people's shopping karts, and invade people's conversations for 30 seconds.(S2, E07) 
01:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Knowledge is Power Hilary rats Will out for several things, including getting in at 3am the previous day, in order to get the family car instead of Will. Will soon plans revenge... (S1, E13) 
01:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Day Damn One Ashley and her friends ask Will to tell a scary story at their slumber party before they go to sleep. Will tells the tale of his first day at Bel-Air Academy... (S1, E14) 
02:00South Park City Sushi When Butters gets caught up in an Asian turf war his parents discover he has multiple personalities and decide medication is the answer - but what is Butters' therapist hiding? (S15, E06) 
02:30South Park You're Getting Old (1): When Stan gets a Tween Wave CD for his birthday his parents ban him from listening to this "cr**". When Stan starts agreeing with them the boys are not impressed. (S15, E07) 
03:00South Park Ass Burgers (2): Stan's existential life crisis (aka being a teenager) continues full-steam, while Cartman goes into the burger business with a super-special-secret ingredient. (S15, E08) 
03:25New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Join Trevor Noah and his team as they take a satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs. Emmy Award winning irreverence from Comedy Central. 
03:50South Park The Last of the Meheecans When a game of 'border patrol' goes wrong Butters ends up reigniting Mexican pride, but Cartman isn't prepared to let the game end there. (S15, E09) 
04:15Malcolm In The Middle Rollerskates Malcolm sucks at street-hockey. So he turns to Hal, who trains all his sons in the secrets of skating before he allows them to have their own pair of skates. (S1, E13) 
04:35Malcolm In The Middle The Bots and the Bees Lois takes off to visit Francis, which might makes his recent appendectomy just a little more painful. Without Lois, Hal devolves to his former bad boy personality. (S1, E14) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.