This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Monday, June 24 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Middle Pilot Frankie is struggling in her career as a car saleswoman, Sue becomes part of the school choir and Brick wants Frankie to come into school dressed as a superhero for a presentation. (S1, E01) 
08:35The Middle The Cheerleader Frankie fills a car on the dealer's lot with jelly beans as a publicity stunt, Sue fails to make the swim team, and Brick is forced to "socially interact". (S1, E02) 
09:00The Middle The Floating Anniversary The anniversary getaway that Frankie and Mike have planned for ages becomes unhinged when Brick gets sick, Sue has a crush, and Axl gets his learner's permit. (S1, E03) 
09:30The Middle The Trip After Sue raises thousands of dollars for the school to earn a trip to Indianapolis, but she is left off the list to go. Frankie demands that her girl fights for her right to go! (S1, E04) 
10:00My Name Is Earl Mailbox Earl promises to help a man from the trailer park win the girl of his dreams (Jenny McCarthy), but he falls for her instead. And Joy gets mad at Darnell... (S2, E07) 
10:30My Name Is Earl Robbed a Stoner Blind After Earl and Randy attempt to make amends with a former drug addict (Christian Slater), Earl joins him for a week at a commune and tries to prevent global warming. (S2, E08) 
11:00Friends The One Without The Ski Trip Ross and Rachel compete to spend time with their other friends. When a lonely Ross is excluded from Rachel's ski trip with her pals, he visits Carol. (S3, E17) 
11:30Friends The One With The Hypnosis Tape Monica gets a tip from an admirer worth a small fortune. Meanwhile, a hypnosis tape makes Chandler act like a woman. Guest starring Jon Favreau. (S3, E18) 
12:00Friends The One With The Tiny T-Shirt Rachel goes on her first date since her breakup with Ross. Monica dates Pete the billionaire, even though she is still not attracted to him. (S3, E19) 
12:30Friends The One With The Dollhouse Joey thinks he's found his true love. Rachel's boss dates Chandler, creating big trouble for Rachel and Monica inherits a dollhouse. (S3, E20) 
13:00Friends The One With Ross's Thing Ross finds a strange growth on his buttocks and Phoebe can't choose between two guys. Meanwhile, Monica's boyfriend surprises her by not proposing...(S3, E23) 
13:30Friends The One With The Ultimate Fighting Champion Phoebe sets Ross up on a date with a woman who used to be bald. Robin Williams and Billy Crystal guest star. (S3, E24) 
14:00Friends The One At The Beach The gang goes to the beach. Phoebe meets a family friend with links to her family's past and Ross discovers that Rachel still loves him. (S3, E25) 
14:30Friends The One With The Jellyfish Ross dates Rachel again after unwittingly agreeing to take responsibility for their breakup. Meanwhile, Monica gets stung by a jellyfish. (S4, E01) 
15:00Friends The One With The Ballroom Dancing Joey teaches the building superintendent ballroom dancing in order to prevent him from evicting Rachel and Monica. (S4, E04) 
15:30Friends The One With Joey's New Girlfriend Joey thinks that Chandler hates Joey's new girlfriend, Kathy. However, little does he know, it's exactly the opposite. (S4, E05) 
16:00My Name Is Earl Born a Gamblin' Man: Earl's gay friend Kenny wants to be more masculine, so Earl tries to teach him. They both develop a gambling problem - indirectly causing Catalina to get deported! (S2, E09) 
16:30My Name Is Earl South of the Border (Part Uno): Earl and Randy go to Mexico to bring Catalina back and hopefully give Randy a chance to win her heart, but Earl's fear of flying causes unforeseen problems. (S2, E10) 
17:00Friends The One With All The Wedding Dresses Monica has an aspirational phase of wearing Emily's wedding dress. Meanwhile, Chandler forces Joey to get treatment for his snoring at a sleep clinic. (S4, E20) 
17:30Friends The One With The Invitation The friends get invitations to Ross's wedding, but not all of them are going. Ross and Rachel reminisce separately about when they dated each other. (S4, E21) 
18:00Friends The One With The Worst Best Man Ever After Joey almost loses Ross' wedding ring, Ross asks both Joey and Chandler to be his best man. Meanwhile, the girls host a baby shower for Phoebe. (S4, E22) 
18:30Friends The One With Ross's Wedding (1): Most of the gang are in London for Ross' wedding. After talking with Phoebe, Rachel realizes she still loves Ross, resulting in a spontaneous decision...(S4, E23) 
19:00Friends The One With Ross's Wedding (2): Phoebe tries to warn the gang that Rachel is coming to London to declare her love to Ross. Meanwhile, Ross and Emily's parents are quarrelling over money. (S4, E24) 
19:30Friends The One After Ross Says Rachel Ross and Emily get married, but Emily cannot forgive him for calling her Rachel at the altar. Meanwhile, Chandler and Monica continue their secret romance. (S5, E01) 
20:00Friends The One With All The Kissing Chandler kisses both Rachel and Phoebe in order to cover up a kiss he gave to Monica. Rachel finally tells Ross her feelings and Phoebe goes into labour. (S5, E02) 
20:30Friends The One With The Triplets Phoebe goes into labour and is stuck with a doctor who is obsessed with the show "Happy Days". Meanwhile, Joey experiences his own pain from kidney stones. (S5, E03) 
21:00Lee Evans: Monsters Lee's manic energy, uncanny observations, hilarious delivery and side-splitting material have made him a must-see for comedy fans worldwide and Monsters sees Lee back doing what he does best! 
22:00Sex Drive Film Loveable teen Ian (Josh Zuckerman) steals his brother's car and drives cross-country with his best friend (Clark Duke) to hook up with a babe he met online. James Marsden, Seth Green co-star. (2008) 
00:10Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Ben and Harriet will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S2, E09) 
00:40Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. AJ and Meg will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S2, E10) 
01:10Impractical Jokers The guys compete in a 4-way job-exchanging challenge, and then record people's conversations for strange reasons. (S11, E11) 
01:35South Park Pip (a.k.a. Great Expectations): South Park's unusual version of the classic Dickens tale, featuring robot monkeys and the Genesis Device! Narrated in vision by Malcolm McDowell. (S4, E14) 
02:05South Park Fat Camp Cartman is sent to fat camp in order to resolve his weight problem but all is not as it seems when he returns skinny. Kenny gets his own TV show where he performs disgusting acts. (S4, E15) 
02:35South Park The Wacky Molestation Adventure Kyle has his parents arrested so he can go to a 'Raging P***ies' show but things get out of hand and it's not long before there are no adults left in town! (S4, E16) 
03:00South Park A Very Crappy Christmas When Mr Hankey fails to show up at Christmas time the boys go looking for him in the sewers. Can the gang revive the spirit of Christmas with their own cartoon? (S4, E17) 
03:25South Park It Hits The Fan The use of the word 's**t' on a TV show leads to mass profanity in South Park. What does this have to do with The Black Death?! The word 's**t' is used 162 times in this ep! (S5, E01) 
03:50South Park Cr***le Fight It's Timmy vs. Jimmy! But does Jimmy know this? The boys are joining the Scouts (troop 69) but their parents aren't so sure when they discover who the Scout Leader is. (S5, E02) 
04:15Friends The One With The Fake Party Rachel throws Emily a fake going away party so she can see Joshua outside of work. Meanwhile, Phoebe's pregnancy cravings kick in as she longs for meat. (S4, E16) 
04:35Friends The One With The Free Porn The guys realise their TV is picking up a porno station for free, and Phoebe discovers she's carrying triplets. (S4, E17) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.