This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Saturday, December 15 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Life In Pieces Ear Scorn Registry Manuscript Colleen goes to Tim for help with an embarrassing ailment, Heather gets jealous of Jen, and Dougie enlists Joan to help her buy a gift. (S2, E20) 
08:35Fresh Off The Boat The Real Santa Jessica lies to Evan about Santa Claus, saying he is really a scientist and that delivering presents on Christmas is only Santa's charity work. (S2, E10) 
09:00Takeshi's Castle Roman Kemp and ex-Geordie Shore star Vicky Pattison host the craziest show ever made, including Takeshi-ville classics Stepping Stone and Honey Comb Maze. (S5, E04) 
09:30Friends The One With The Tiny T-Shirt Rachel goes on her first date since her breakup with Ross. Monica dates Pete the billionaire, even though she is still not attracted to him. (S3, E19) 
10:00Friends The One With The Dollhouse Joey thinks he's found his true love. Rachel's boss dates Chandler, creating big trouble for Rachel and Monica inherits a dollhouse. (S3, E20) 
10:30Friends The One With A Chick And A Duck When Pete buys a restaurant, Monica must decide whether to accept his offer of employment there. Meanwhile, Joey and Chandler adopt a duck and a chick. (S3, E21) 
11:00Friends The One With The Screamer Ross thinks that Rachel's date (Ben Stiller) is crazy. Joey falls in love with Kate, but when she's offered a job in Los Angeles, she takes it. (S3, E22) 
11:30Friends The One With Ross's Thing Ross finds a strange growth on his buttocks and Phoebe can't choose between two guys. Meanwhile, Monica's boyfriend surprises her by not proposing...(S3, E23) 
12:00Friends The One With The Ultimate Fighting Champion Phoebe sets Ross up on a date with a woman who used to be bald. Robin Williams and Billy Crystal guest star. (S3, E24) 
12:30Friends The One At The Beach The gang goes to the beach. Phoebe meets a family friend with links to her family's past and Ross discovers that Rachel still loves him. (S3, E25) 
13:00Friends The One With The Jellyfish Ross dates Rachel again after unwittingly agreeing to take responsibility for their breakup. Meanwhile, Monica gets stung by a jellyfish. (S4, E01) 
13:30Friends The One With The Cat Phoebe believes that the cat that jumped into her guitar case in Central Perk contains the spirit of her adoptive mum. (S4, E02) 
14:00Friends The One With The 'Cuffs: Monica tries to prove that she can cater a gourmet meal for her mother. Meanwhile, Chandler gets into an embarrassing situation while dating Rachel's boss. (S4, E03) 
14:30Friends The One With The Ballroom Dancing Joey teaches the building superintendent ballroom dancing in order to prevent him from evicting Rachel and Monica. (S4, E04) 
15:00Friends The One With Joey's New Girlfriend Joey thinks that Chandler hates Joey's new girlfriend, Kathy. However, little does he know, it's exactly the opposite. (S4, E05) 
15:30Friends The One With The Dirty Girl Ross's new girlfriend seems nearly perfect until he discovers that her apartment is incredibly dirty. Chandler becomes more familiar with Joey's girlfriend. (S4, E06) 
16:00Friends The One Where Chandler Crosses The Line Chandler is guilt-ridden after kissing Kathy. Ross starts playing the keyboard again and everyone apart from Phoebe thinks he's terrible. (S4, E07) 
16:30Friends The One With Chandler In A Box On Thanksgiving, Joey punishes Chandler for kissing Kathy and Monica gets a surprise when she visits an eye doctor who turns out to be Richard's son. (S4, E08) 
17:00Friends The One Where They're Going To Party! The guys try to be spontaneous and wild and Monica must decide between a steady job as head chef of a restaurant or her catering business with Phoebe. (S4, E09) 
17:30Friends The One With The Girl From Poughkeepsie Ross struggles to maintain a long-distance relationship. Meanwhile, Monica conjures a scheme to establish authority at her new restaurant job. (S4, E10) 
18:00Ghostbusters Film After three scientists (Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd, Harold Ramis) lose their jobs at a New York university, they decide to become "ghostbusters" to wage a battle with the supernatural for money. (1984) 
20:00Impractical Jokers: Christmas... ...Special. Sal, Q, Murr and Joe revisit incredible show moments, showcasing their favorite "toys" and spending quality time at the mall. Plus, a special gift from the guys... 
20:30Impractical Jokers Christmas Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys work at a liquor store, obey commands written for them on deli tickets, and try to get signatures for a made-up holiday. (S5, E10) 
21:00Lethal Weapon 4 Film With personal crises and age weighing in on them, LAPD officers Riggs (Mel Gibson) and Murtaugh (Danny Glover) must contend with deadly Chinese triads. Chris Rock, Jet Li, Rene Russo co-star. (1998) 
23:30Russell Howard's A Gert Lush... ...Christmas. Dan Colman (Russell Howard) has met the woman of his dreams. But introducing Lisa to his lovable but eccentric family at Christmas is increasingly looking like a bad idea. (2015) 
01:00Roast Battle Christmas A special festive-themed tournament with Jimmy Carr, Katherine Ryan, Jonathan Ross,? and Nick Helm as Santa. Ed Gamble, Suzi Ruffell, Desiree Burch and Bobby Mair battle it out to be crowned champion. 
02:00South Park Butter's Bottom B***h Oblivious to his actions, the little innocent Butters starts up 'The Kissing Company', and is soon the most notorious pimp around. Will undercover cops ruin his fun? (S13, E09) 
02:30South Park W. T. F.: After seeing their first live WWE wrestling match the boys decide to form their own wrestling federation... and gain a huge redneck following! (S13, E10) 
03:00South Park Whale W****s Kyle joins the crew of a reality documentary show who confront Japanese whalers, but finds their tactics leave a lot to be desired for and that war with Japan beckons! (S13, E11) 
03:25You're the Worst A Rapidly Mutating Virus Jimmy gets closer to his bartender friend, Nina. Gretchen accompanies Sam to do a radio interview. Edgar attempts to make inroads with Dorothy's comedy friends. (S2, E11) 
03:50You're the Worst Other Things You Could Be Doing Gretchen's depression comes to a head, forcing Jimmy to make a tough choice. Lindsay finally lets Paul go. Edgar has his improv. graduation show. (S2, E12) 
04:15The Middle Christmas Christmas To allow Frankie to focus on rehearsing for a solo in her church's midnight Christmas service, Mike takes over handling the many chores of setting up the Heck family Christmas. (S1, E10) 
04:35Malcolm In The Middle Christmas Christmas Trees A layoff at work prompts Hal to make money selling Christmas trees. Francis and Piama's peaceful holiday comes to a crashing end when Otto's relatives show up at the ranch. (S5, E07) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.