This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Nickelodeon on Thursday, August 16 2018

06:00iCarly iFence: Freddie, in need of guy time, tags along with Spencer to go fencing. Freddie's a natural, but things get complex when Spencer gets him into a match with a professional. (S1, ep 23) Also in HD. 
06:31Nicky, Ricky, Dicky & Dawn The Quads must behave for two days and resist opening a mysterious present, but quickly find out how badly things can go if they don't follow the rules. (S3, ep 10) Also in HD. 
07:00Game Shakers To settle a dispute over who Freddie liked better in iCarly, the Game Shakers track down Nathan Kress himself and try to get the answer out of him by any means necessary. (S2, ep 11) Also in HD. 
07:31The Thundermans Aunt Misbehavin' Max & Phoebe give their mom the ultimate birthday surprise by tracking down her long lost sister, but then they discover that they've been feuding for years. (S3, ep 19) Also in HD. 
08:00Henry Danger Jasper's enthusiasm leads him to send Captain Man and Kid Danger into incidents that aren't crimes. When he's falsely accused and sent to jail, Henry and Ray must get him free. (S3, ep 5) Also in HD. 
08:31Sam & Cat We Steal A Rock Star When Sam and Cat accidentally knock out musician Del DeVille, things quickly escalate as they try to avoid getting in trouble. (S1, ep 35) Also in HD. 
09:00Victorious The Gorilla Club In an effort to take more risks as an actress, Tori goes to an underground spot called The Gorilla Club. Andre and Robbie lose a very interesting bet to Jade. (S3, ep 7) Also in HD. 
09:31Henry Danger Super Volcano Activity in a dormant super volcano under Swellview makes Henry and Ray think the world is ending. Piper is convinced she has a gluten intolerance. (S1, ep 15) Also in HD. 
10:00Nicky, Ricky, Dicky & Dawn The Great Mullet Caper The Quads are judgmental when it comes to Tom and Anne's plans for the new cafe, but a wild adventure teaches them not to be so quick to judge. (S3, ep 4) Also in HD. 
10:31Game Shakers The Diss Track When a rival rapper releases a track about Double G, the Game Shakers convince Dub to respond. The traack enrages the rapper and he comes to confront Double G. (S1, ep 17) Also in HD. 
11:00Paradise Run A Superstar Showdown Bayley, Apollo, the Uso Brothers, Kalist and Naomi take on tough new challenges, a longer zipline and a volcano with a waterslide. The Run has never been this fun! (S3, ep 15) 
11:31Henry Danger Henry & the Woodpeckers When Piper's basketball coach quits, Henry becomes the coach of Piper's team. (S2, ep 4) Also in HD. 
12:00Henry Danger Captain Man Goes on Vacation Ray has trusted Henry and Charlotte with protecting Swellview while he's out of town at his cousin's wedding. (S2, ep 5) Also in HD. 
12:31Henry Danger The Time Jerker When Kid Danger and Captain Man battle the Time Bandit, Kid Danger accidentally falls into the Time Bandit's time machine and relives the same day over again. (S2, ep 6) Also in HD. 
13:00Henry Danger Secret Beef With an invitation to Swellview's most exclusive restaurant, Henry decides to take his boss, Ray, but finds it more complicated than expected. (S2, ep 7) Also in HD. 
13:31Henry Danger Henry's Jelly After Jasper is lauded for being a local hero, Henry becomes jealous that Kid Danger is the one getting thanks while Henry himself gets nothing. (S2, ep 8) Also in HD. 
14:00Henry Danger Text, Lies, & Video When a video of Henry and Ray transforming into Kid Danger and Captain Man gets out, Henry must get it back so that his secret identity isn't revealed. (S2, ep 12) Also in HD. 
14:31Henry Danger Opposite Universe Henry and Charlotte are transported into an opposite universe where Ray and Schwoz are evil and want to destroy Piper. They must figure out how to get back. (S2, ep 13) Also in HD. 
15:00Rufus 2 Film Rufus crushes on a new girl at school with a secret. When Manny and Paige get suspicious, Rufus thinks they have it all wrong. Meanwhile, a mysterious villain seeks out the magic amulet. Also in HD. 
16:00Paradise Run A Superstar Showdown Bayley, Apollo, the Uso Brothers, Kalist and Naomi take on tough new challenges, a longer zipline and a volcano with a waterslide. The Run has never been this fun! (S3, ep 15) 
16:31The Thundermans Side-Kicking and Screaming Max & Phoebe secretly employ their parents' former sidekick to ease their busy schedule, but the twins' bickering provokes an unexpected response. (S4, ep 25) Also in HD. 
17:00The Thundermans Chutes and Splatters Phoebe's newest mission is to babysit President Kuckbutt's troublemaking daughter, but things get out of hand when they sneak into an illegal nightclub. (S3, ep 23) Also in HD. 
17:31Knight Squad Opening Knight A rambunctious princess and a mischievous drifter become unlikely partners, and band together to achieve their dream of becoming legendary knights. (S1, ep 1) 
18:00Henry Danger Swellview's Got Talent After discovering contestants on Swellview's Got Talent are losing consciousness, Captain Man and Kid Danger find out what is causing the mischief. (S3, ep 16) Also in HD. 
18:31Game Shakers Bear Butt Laser Runner After learning that the exact same idea they're about to pitch was already released by another company, the team have 20 minutes to think up a new game. (S2, ep 8) Also in HD. 
19:00The Thundermans Smells Like Team Spirit Phoebe and Max must work together on series of superhero team building exercises, but their different approaches put their future as a team at risk. (S4, ep 2) Also in HD. 
19:31Knight Squad Tonight, Two Knight Sir Gareth binds Arc and Ciara with Magical Friendship Bracelets, from which they can only be released by demonstrating sincere kindness toward each other. (S1, ep 5) 
20:00Sam & Cat Motorcycle Mystery Sam, Dice and Goomer go out and leave Cat at home to study. Later, they discover that Sam's motorcycle is missing and Cat can't remember the day! (S1, ep 10) Also in HD. 
20:31iCarly iPsycho - Part 1: The iCarly gang makes a detour on the way to a web conference to help out a lonely fan on her birthday. When the party is over, the fan won't let them leave! (S2, ep 43) Also in HD. 
21:00iCarly iPsycho - Part 2: The iCarly gang makes a detour on the way to a web conference to help out a lonely fan on her birthday. When the party is over, the fan won't let them leave! (S2, ep 44) Also in HD. 
21:31Victorious Tori Fixes Beck & Jade Beck wants to ask a girl out but is worried about Jade, so Tori and Andre get Jade a date too. Robbie helps Cat with a butterfly that's stuck in her ear. (S3, ep 20) Also in HD 
22:00iCarly iRocked The Vote When Carly, Sam, and Freddie urge the iCarly fans to vote David Archuleta to victory on a TV show, they feel bad for the runner-up and help him make a video. (S2, ep 15) Also in HD. 
22:31Instant Mom In Blog We Trust Stephanie seeks parenting advice by starting an anonymous blog and receives helpful tips until she discovers that the "helpful" users are the kids! (S1, ep 2) Also in HD. 
23:00Victorious Tori Fixes Beck & Jade Beck wants to ask a girl out but is worried about Jade, so Tori and Andre get Jade a date too. Robbie helps Cat with a butterfly that's stuck in her ear. (S3, ep 20) Also in HD 
23:31Victorious How Trina Got In Andre, Jade, Cat and Beck trade urban legends about how Trina got accepted into Hollywood Arts. Tori and Robbie are stuck at Nozu, unable to pay their bill. (S3, ep 9) Also in HD. 
00:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
03:00Renford Rejects Action Ben's short film for his art course is ruined when the Rejects take it over. Guest starring Alexei Sayle. (S2, ep 6) 
03:25Summer in Transylvania I Dated A Teenage Vampire Max is a bad, bad boy and very annoying. Cute, but annoying! Can Summer fix him, or is it true that a leopard never changes his spots - or a vampire his teeth? (S1, ep 18) 
03:50SpongeBob SquarePants The Thing After a freak bicycling accident, Squidward is coated in so much mud, leaves, branches and gunk to make him totally unrecognizable, and people think he is a monster. 
04:00Genie in the House Cave Dad Emma wants to meet her ancestors, but Adil goes too far and the ancestor is a caveman. When a business client arrives, Sophie and Emma pretend the caveman is their dad. (S1, ep 3) 
04:30House of Anubis House of Rainbows Joy agrees to Mara's ultimate revenge plot - to break Jerome's heart. Meanwhile Mara discovers she is second in line to inherit a Lord's estate. (S3, ep26) Also in HD. 
05:00Winx Club The Anthem Even without her voice, Musa uses music to save Alfea. The Winx must choose between Musa's voice and the Legendarium key, which Rumpelstiltskin will take in exchange. (S6, ep23) Also in HD 
05:30Max & Shred The Backside Family Eggflip Max is homesick so Alvin, Howie and Abby try to cheer him up by throwing him the best birthday party ever. (S1, ep 20) 
06:00iCarly iWin A Date When Gibby is too shy to ask out the girl he likes, the gang makes them both contestants on the show. When the contestants don't show up, Carly has to play instead! (S1, ep 24) Also in HD