This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Nickelodeon on Thursday, March 22 2018

06:00Sam & Cat Stuck In A Box Sam and Cat have tickets to Mystic Mountain, but the plans are disrupted when Cat gets trapped inside one of Dice's magic tricks, and the gang must get her out. (S1, ep 30) Also in HD. 
06:31Nicky, Ricky, Dicky & Dawn Quadgoals The Quads try to take the perfect picture at their Aunt Jackie's farm to bestrival quads the Kramdens, but end up hurting their aunt's chances to win a contest. (S3, ep 12) Also in HD. 
07:00The Thundermans It's Not What You Link Max and Link fight, so Phoebe helps them become friends. When Link starts spending more time with Max than her, Phoebe's plan may have worked too well. (S2, ep 21) Also in HD. 
07:31The Thundermans Floral Support Max uses Phoebe to help retrieve his chronicle of evil deeds from the school's confiscation closet, but goes too far in breaking her trust to pull off his plan. (S3, ep 9) Also in HD. 
08:00Henry Danger Double Date Danger When Miss Shapen's niece comes into town and chooses Jasper over Henry, Henry discovers that she has bigger plans than just going out to dinner with Jasper. (S3, ep 14) Also in HD. 
08:31iCarly iRescue Carly Sam's pal gets out of prison and Sam warns everyone to stay away, but Carly doesn't listen and finds herself in too deep. Spencer finds some night vision goggles. (S5, ep 9) Also in HD. 
09:00The Thundermans Date Expectations A desperate Phoebe distracts Max from interfering with her class project by convincing him that a girl wants to go out with him. But then they seek revenge! (S3, ep 11) Also in HD. 
09:31Henry Danger Super Volcano Activity in a dormant super volcano under Swellview makes Henry and Ray think the world is ending. Piper is convinced she has a gluten intolerance. (S1, ep 15) Also in HD. 
10:00Henry Danger Captain Man Goes on Vacation Ray has trusted Henry and Charlotte with protecting Swellview while he's out of town at his cousin's wedding. (S2, ep 5) Also in HD. 
10:31Nicky, Ricky, Dicky & Dawn Three Men and a Mae B: With Mom away for the weekend, Dawn gets in the middle of a secret crush quadrangle when the boys reveal that they have started to see Mae differently. (S2, ep 20) Also in HD. 
11:00Game Shakers You Bet Your Bunny The Game Shakers host a tournament to promote a new Sky Whale update. Double G bets Bunny, thinking Babe will beat one of her classmates. (S1, ep 10) Also in HD. 
11:31Sam & Cat My Poober Sam and Cat are charged with getting a babysitting client to give up her "Poober" - her ratty old stuffed animal. This proves more difficult than it first appears. (S1, ep 18) Also in HD. 
12:00The Thundermans Up, Up, and Vacay The family win a dream holiday, but have different ideas about where to go. When they can't agree, they enter as two different teams, boys vs girls. (S1, ep 16) Also in HD. 
12:31The Thundermans Pretty Little Choirs When a mean girl sabotages Phoebe in choir and takes advantage of Max by making him do her homework for her, the twins work together to get even with her. (S1, ep 18) Also in HD. 
13:00Henry Danger Secret Beef With an invitation to Swellview's most exclusive restaurant, Henry decides to take his boss, Ray, but finds it more complicated than expected. (S2, ep 7) Also in HD. 
13:31Henry Danger Henry's Jelly After Jasper is lauded for being a local hero, Henry becomes jealous that Kid Danger is the one getting thanks while Henry himself gets nothing. (S2, ep 8) Also in HD. 
14:00School of Rock When Tomika tries too hard to be like her favourite artist, she learns it's better to be yourself. Dewey tries to prove his cred by claiming to know a legend. (S1, ep 8) Also in HD. 
14:31Victorious Andre's Horrible Girl Tori notices changes in her friend Andre, whose girlfriend is overbearing and controlling. Jade and Cat try to earn money dog-sitting in Beverly Hills. (S3, ep 4) Also in HD. 
15:00Game Shakers The Diss Track When a rival rapper releases a track about Double G, the Game Shakers convince Dub to respond. The traack enrages the rapper and he comes to confront Double G. (S1, ep 17) Also in HD. 
15:31Henry Danger Dodging Danger When Henry uses his new super power to compete in a Dodge-A-Leen tournament, Ray, Schwoz, and Charlotte go undercover to teach Henry a lesson. (S3, ep 11) Also in HD. 
16:00School of Rock Brilliant Disguise Summer decides to reveal her feelings to Freddy at the school dance, where the band is booked to perform in disguise to keep their identities a secret. (S2, ep 4) Also in HD. 
16:31Nicky, Ricky, Dicky & Dawn One Quadzy Summer When Dawn and Mae get summer jobs, they come face to face with the boys who have weaseled their way in to try to ruin their perfect summer. (S3, ep 19) Also in HD. 
17:00The Thundermans Ditch Perfect When Phoebe learns Max's band plans to dump him, she suspects that his superhero training is hurting his friendships. Determined to help, her good deeds backfire. (S4, ep 8) Also in HD. 
17:31Henry Danger Henry & the Woodpeckers When Piper's basketball coach quits, Henry becomes the coach of Piper's team. (S2, ep 4) Also in HD. 
18:00Game Shakers Shark Explosion Triple G's mom Jackie invites the kids on her yacht. But she and Double G have doubled booked the yacht, causing the pair to compete for the kids' affection. (S1, ep 18) Also in HD. 
18:31Victorious Tori Fixes Beck & Jade Beck wants to ask a girl out but is worried about Jade, so Tori and Andre get Jade a date too. Robbie helps Cat with a butterfly that's stuck in her ear. (S3, ep 20) Also in HD 
19:00Instant Mom Drill Team To help Aaron with his fear of the dentist, Stephanie agrees to get checked out as well. Then she discovers that their new dentist is someone from her past! (S2, ep 5) Also in HD. 
19:31Instant Mom Popular Mechanics James becomes part of the popular crowd when he is mistaken for a bad boy. When Stephanie lectures him on doing the right thing, James is conflicted. (S2, ep 9) Also in HD. 
20:00The Thundermans Ditch Day Max and Phoebe use their powers on Ditch Day, but when they remember the school has security cameras, they get Billy and Nora's help to keep their secret a secret! (S1, ep 7) Also in HD. 
20:31iCarly iCook: When Carly, Sam, and Freddie defeat a famous chef in a cooking challenge, the chef gives up and refuses to come out of his bedroom. Spencer has a vision of the future. (S2, ep 28) Also in HD. 
21:00Sam & Cat Babysitter War When a client says "You're my favourite babysitter ever", Sam and Cat aren't sure which one of them he meant. So they each compete to see who really is the best. (S1, ep 5) Also in HD. 
21:31Victorious Tori Fixes Beck & Jade Beck wants to ask a girl out but is worried about Jade, so Tori and Andre get Jade a date too. Robbie helps Cat with a butterfly that's stuck in her ear. (S3, ep 20) Also in HD 
22:00Instant Mom Ain't Misbehavin' or Else: Stephanie's neighbour, Eunice, is able to get Gabby, James, and Aaron to do all the things that Stephanie cannot get them to do. (S2, ep 10) Also in HD. 
22:31Instant Mom Thumper For President James gets humiliated by a girl at school that he likes, so he plans his revenge by running against her in an election with Stephanie's help. (S2, ep 17) Also in HD. 
23:00iCarly iMust Have Locker 239 When Sam and Freddie both win a contest for the best locker, they have to share the same locker. Meanwhile, Carly asks Spencer to give her art lessons. (S2, ep 20) Also in HD. 
23:31iCarly iCarly Awards Carly, Sam and Freddie present iCarly Awards for best user-generated content, giving the awards to the winners live on the web show. (S2, ep 23) Also in HD. 
00:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
03:00Renford Rejects Colonel Phillips Ben joins the cadets, thinking that it is his destiny to become a military leader. But his dreams are shattered when he finds out that Stoker is the leader of the Cadets. (S2, ep 11) 
03:25Summer in Transylvania The Mummy's Curse There's no such thing as a bad luck curse. So there's no way that Summer has invoked the curse by accidentally selling the friendship bracelet that Heidi gave her? (S1, ep 11) 
03:50SpongeBob SquarePants Missing Identity SpongeBob has lost his name tag! He has no idea where it has gone. He retraces all of his steps, but to no avail. It's the most terrible thing that has ever happened! 
04:00Genie in the House Teacher Adil Sophie wishes her father wasn't so busy with his work, and Emma wishes her history teacher was less boring. Adil has no choice but to grant his teenage masters their desires! (S1, ep 6) 
04:30House of Anubis House of Dreams The Sibunas realize they must play the ancient Egyptian game of Senet - and the stakes are high. Joy is still jealous of Mara. (S2, ep 77) Also in HD. 
04:45House of Anubis House of Pitfalls Victor and Vera practise Senet, while the Sibunas consult Jasper about the rules. Jerome makes his move on Mara, only to discover she's still not over Mick. (S2, ep 78) Also in HD. 
05:00Winx Club Young Fairies Grow Up The Winx and Roxy receive from the headmistress the Stones of Memories to travel back in time: only in this way, they will be able to save the Digmoles. (S7, ep 2) Also in HD. 
05:30Max & Shred The Inverted Life Coach Layout When Max's career aptitude test comes back inconclusive, he struggles with what he'll do next. Then he tries his hand at being a life coach! (S2, ep 3) Also in HD. 
06:00Sam & Cat Drone Baby Drone Sam and Cat are excited to try a new online drone delivery service, but when they use it, they encounter more problems than they expected. (S1, ep 31) Also in HD.