This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Tuesday, March 26 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:008 Simple Rules The Sleepover The Hennessy clan jump to very wrong conclusions when they catch their mother Cate and Principal Gibb asleep in front of the family's television. (S3 Ep 23) 
08:25Dance Moms Reality series. The mothers are not happy when Abby assigns Brynn a dance inspired by an old Maddie routine. The mini team returns to compete for Abby's attention. (S6 Ep 18) 
09:10Dance Moms Reality series. Maddie and Mackenzie dance in a final competition with the ALDC. Abby pits Mackenzie against a new mini, causing mom Melissa to go out with a bang. (S6 Ep 19) 
10:05Fresh Off the Boat Evan debates whether to use his American or Chinese name on his new bank account; Louis and Jessica reminisce about how they met and how they acquired their American names. (S2 Ep 20) 
10:35Fresh Off the Boat Jessica persuades Honey and grandma to rent out the renovated house, but the renters turn out to be more than they bargained for. (S2 Ep 21) 
11:05Last Man Standing US sitcom. Mike is determined to buy a classic car that's been left to Chuck by his deceased father. (S6 Ep 8) 
11:35Last Man Standing US sitcom. Mandy asks Mike to make a politically correct speech at her graduation, but Mike refuses to have any restrictions on his right to free speech. (S6 Ep 9) 
12:00Two and a Half Men Sitcom about a bachelor whose life is disrupted when his brother and young nephew move in. Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his tendency to sleepwalk. (S1 Ep 22) 
12:30Two and a Half Men Sitcom about a bachelor whose life is disrupted when his brother and young nephew move in. Charlie uses his powers of persuasion to enable Jake to spend weekends at the beach house. (S1 Ep 23) 
13:003rd Rock From The Sun Sitcom about four aliens who have assumed human form. Dick is outraged by the success of Professor Strudwick, and finds a devious form of revenge. (S4 Ep 21) 
13:303rd Rock From The Sun Sitcom about four aliens living on Earth as the Solomon family. A near-death experience makes Tommy, Harry and Sally realise the joys of life. (S4 Ep 22) 
14:00Will & Grace Award-winning US sitcom. In an effort to live independently from Will, Grace throws a party without him. (S2 Ep 1) 
14:30Will & Grace Award-winning US sitcom. Grace decides to run against a high-handed Will in the tenants' association elections. (S2 Ep 2) 
15:00Neighbours Finn confronts his past on a supervised day release, but his memory remains a blank. Imogen becomes Finn's defence lawyer. Ned brawls with Shaun over his refusal to move Finn. 
15:30Home and Away Tori faces the fallout following her confession. Robbo discovers that Jasmine knew about Tori's baby. Willow is on the mend. Dean is haunted by his part in Ross's death. 
16:00My Wife and Kids Cool comedy about a house-husband with a high-flying stockbroker wife and three kids. Michael goes to absurd lengths to avoid catching the flu from his family. (S4 Ep 19) 
16:30My Wife and Kids Cool comedy about a house-husband with a high-flying stockbroker wife and three kids. Michael and Jay look back on the fun times they've had. (S4 Ep 20) 
17:00Fresh Off The Boat Sitcom following an Asian American family in Florida. Evan starts going to church with Zach, dodging the Sunday shopping run in the process. (S3 Ep 6) 
17:30Fresh Off The Boat Sitcom. Eddie takes Alison to a modern reworking of Romeo and Juliet. Jessica is called up for jury duty. Emery and Evan raise a digital pet. (S3 Ep 7) 
18:00Neighbours Finn confronts his past on a supervised day release, but his memory remains a blank. Imogen becomes Finn's defence lawyer. Ned brawls with Shaun over his refusal to move Finn. 
18:30Home and Away Simone returns to work at Salt. Justin discovers that she and his brother are having an affair. Dean's erratic behaviour worries Willow, but will he confide in her? 
19:00Last Man Standing US sitcom. After having a difficult time supporting Eve's gap year, Mike gives her a hard lesson on surviving in the real world. (S6 Ep 6) 
19:30Last Man Standing US sitcom. The Baxters are getting ready for Kyle and Mandy's wedding, but Mandy has become a bridezilla and keeps getting more demanding and unbearable. (S6 Ep 7) 
20:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Documentary series about people on the sharp end of bad debt - and those trying to get the money back. Paul and Steve must evict a family with young children just before Christmas. (S1 Ep 2) 
21:00New: Rich Kids Go Skint Observational series following rich kids who move in with families struggling to make ends meet. Rich young mum Maria learns what parenting is like without a nanny and a maid. (S3 Ep 8) 
22:00Run All Night Film Action thriller starring Liam Neeson and Ed Harris. A hit man comes under fire from assassins and corrupt cops as he tries to protect his son from a mob boss. (2015) 
23:05Access Entertainment round up. 
23:10Run All Night Film Action thriller starring Liam Neeson and Ed Harris. A hit man comes under fire from assassins and corrupt cops as he tries to protect his son from a mob boss. (2015) 
00:20Fresh Off the Boat Louis helps Emery be cool at school; Jessica proves she can be a fun mom by chaperoning Eddie's field trip to Colonial Floridatowne. (S2 Ep 22) 
00:55Fresh Off the Boat Eddie's girlfriend pulls out all the stops to impress Jessica; Emery asks Louis for help with his graduation speech; Grandma tries to make Eddie a new suit. (S2 Ep 23) 
01:25My Wife and Kids Cool comedy about a house-husband with a high-flying stockbroker wife and three kids. Michael goes to absurd lengths to avoid catching the flu from his family. (S4 Ep 19) 
01:50My Wife and Kids Cool comedy about a house-husband with a high-flying stockbroker wife and three kids. Michael and Jay look back on the fun times they've had. (S4 Ep 20) 
02:20Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Judith and Alan decide to send Jake to a therapist after realising he might be having a hard time dealing with their divorce. 
02:50Two and a Half Men Sitcom about a bachelor whose life is disrupted when his brother and young nephew move in with him. Alan's divorce settlement is put in jeopardy by Charlie. 
03:10Star US musical drama. Star, Alexandra and Simone record a demo for a chance to perform. Roland Crane and his wife reveal a secret. Star risks everything. (S1 Ep 2) 
03:55Access Entertainment round up. 
04:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.