This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Wednesday, November 22 2017

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08:00According to Jim Sitcom about a lazy father and his dysfunctional family. Jim is incensed to learn his neighbour is writing children's stories and basing them on him. (S5 Ep 17) 
08:20Gilmore Girls Women of Questionable Morals Drama series. Christopher visits Rory at Yale but she is unwilling to entertain his attempts at reconciliation. (S5 Ep 11) 
09:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
09:15Pingu Animated adventures featuring a mischievous penguin. Pingu and Pinga ask if they can make pancakes, but soon find themselves dodging flying batter. (S5 Ep 24) 
09:25Pingu Animated adventures featuring a mischievous penguin. Pingu hides his fish porridge in his bag to escape eating it, leading to a stinky food fight with Robby. (S5 Ep 25) 
09:35Thomas and Friends CGI animation. Thomas and Winston, the new track inspection vehicle, restore an open-top carriage for the Fat Controller's birthday. (S16 Ep 19) 
09:50Floogals Animation about tiny aliens investigating planet Earth. Hilarious moments ensue when the Floogals investigate a colourful palette. (S1 Ep 9) 
10:00Fireman Sam Battle of the Birthdays CGI adventures. James's science-themed birthday party results in some spilt sodium and Fireman Sam is called to deal with a fireball. (S9 Ep 2) 
10:10Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animated series. Noddy tries to find out who is scribbling on everyone's drawings. (S1 Ep 18) 
10:30Little Princess I Want To Be a Bridesmaid Regal larks. Little Princess decides that she wants to be a bridesmaid. She finds the perfect outfit, but finding someone to get married isn't as easy... (S3 Ep 7) 
10:45Simon Animation. It's super windy, and the boys' kites are flying high - except Simon's. But when Gaspard gets carried away by his kite, Super Simon races to the rescue. (S1 Ep 21) 
10:55Mofy Animated series. Mofy is helping Lee and Sioux look for acorns in heaps of fallen leaves, when a chimpanzee named Wookey turns up and joins in. (S1 Ep 8) 
11:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
11:05Dance Moms Reality series. The mothers are not happy when Abby assigns Brynn a dance inspired by an old Maddie routine. The mini team returns to compete for Abby's attention. (S6 Ep 18) 
12:058 Simple Rules Give It Up When his family can't agree on holidays, Paul suggests that everyone gives up their bad habits, with the winner allowed to choose their holiday destination. (S1 Ep 10) 
12:358 Simple Rules Sitcom in which a father is left to supervise his daughters. Paul befriends his new editor, and they learn they both have reputations as 'psycho dads'. (S1 Ep 11) 
13:00My Wife and Kids Sitcom about a house-husband with a high-flying stockbroker wife and three kids. Jay freaks out when Michael's irritating sister announces that she is coming to stay. (S3 Ep 9) 
13:35My Wife and Kids Role-reversal sitcom about a house-husband with a high-flying stockbroker wife and three kids. Michael decides to help Junior polish his chat up technique. (S3 Ep 10) 
14:00Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords Updates from cases from the first series, including a couple who purchased a building in which they hoped to establish a charity for children, that became overrun by squatters. (S2 Ep 12) 
15:00Neighbours Paul is having second thoughts - will he go ahead with the wedding? Paige discovers Mark has been keeping secrets from her. Kirsha freaks when told she needs steroid injections. 
15:30Home and Away Irene is forced to confess after Olivia warns everyone that Mick is in the Bay. Alf offers Mick a solution, but will Mick heed his advice? Mason sees Beth's ghost. 
16:00The Fresh Prince of Bel Air Sitcom about a streetwise kid living in upmarket LA. Will and Carlton prepare for their high-school graduation, but Will has to take extra lessons. (S3 Ep 24) 
16:30The Fresh Prince of Bel Air Sitcom. Will and Carlton mark their first year of college by moving out of the Banks's plush Bel Air mansion into a small apartment. (S4 Ep 1) 
17:00According to Jim Sitcom about a lazy father and his family. When Cheryl's uncle dies, Jim agrees to take over the housework, but he soon begins to feel that she's taking advantage of him. (S6 Ep 5) 
17:30According to Jim Sitcom about a lazy father and his family. Cheryl talks Jim into taking anger management classes, where he learns that revenge is much more fun than uncontrolled fury. (S6 Ep 6) 
18:00Neighbours Paul is having second thoughts - will he go ahead with the wedding? Paige discovers Mark has been keeping secrets from her. Kirsha freaks when told she needs steroid injections. 
18:30Home and Away Mason resolves to complete the bucket list that he and Beth compiled. Justin gives Scarlett an ultimatum - him or Caleb? Brody continues to spice up the menu at the diner. 
19:00The Fresh Prince of Bel Air Sitcom. Will and Carlton's adventures continue as they move from the Banks's plush Bel Air mansion into a small apartment. (S4 Ep 2) 
19:30The Fresh Prince of Bel Air Sitcom about a streetwise kid living in upmarket LA. While Carlton is choosing his classes according to intellectual content, Will is using their 'babe factor'. (S4 Ep 3) 
20:00New: Fresh Off the Boat Sitcom following an Asian-American family in Florida. A new billboard leads to conflict between the Huangs' cowboy-themed restaurant and their rival. (S1 Ep 7) 
20:30New: Fresh Off the Boat Sitcom following an Asian-American family in Florida. Eddie is forced to make friends with the new kid at school. Louis hires a 'real cowboy' at his restaurant. (S1 Ep 8) 
21:00One Night With My Ex Former couples are reunited for 24 hours, delving deep into the heart of their broken romance. Will they move on and find closure, or make up and rekindle lost love? (S1 Ep 1) 
22:00New: Empire US musical drama series. When the secret about Lucious' memory loss is exposed, Cookie attempts to convince the board that he is fine. (S4 Ep 5) 
23:00The Vow Film Romantic drama starring Rachel McAdams and Channing Tatum. A newly married woman loses her memory after a car accident, forcing her husband to woo her all over again. (2012) 
00:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
00:05The Vow Film Romantic drama starring Rachel McAdams and Channing Tatum. A newly married woman loses her memory after a car accident, forcing her husband to woo her all over again. (2012) 
01:10Sex Pod Lifestyle series. The resident sexperts answer questions on threesomes and tantric sex. Plus, how much masturbation is too much? (S2 Ep 1) 
02:15Heroes Reborn Sequel series to the hit fantasy drama. When her own daughter threatens her life, the sinister Erica Kravid re-examines her past decisions. (Ep 12) 
03:10100% Hotter: Make Me Over Makeover series. Style experts Karen, Daniel and Melissa have two very different challenges on their hands as they try to transform young mum Keshia, and 29 year old Jodie. (S3 Ep1) 
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