This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Thursday, August 16 2018

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08:00According to Jim American sitcom. Without consulting Cheryl, Jim turns the garage into a cigar bar and gives away furniture and the old clothing of the kids to charity. (S7 Ep 9) 
08:25Dance Moms Reality series. Unfiltered and unleashed, everyone gets the chance to tell each other what they really think. May the best Dance Mom win! (S2 Ep 29) 
09:10Dance Moms Reality series. Special preview of series 3. While the ladies dish the dirt, their daughters perform some of their favourite choreography. (S3 Ep 1) 
10:05Last Man Standing US sitcom. When a homeless man that Kyle has befriended goes missing, Mike uses his video log to help track him down. (S4 Ep 17) 
10:35Last Man Standing US sitcom. When Mike and Vanessa get home early from their anniversary celebration, they learn that Mandy was planning a party that included beer for under-age guests. (S4 Ep 18) 
11:05According to Jim American sitcom. Jim has to organise Gracie's party. But Gracie tells him she only agreed with the party to please her mum. (S7 Ep 10) 
11:35According to Jim American sitcom. Jim uses Cheryl's forgetfulness to create a media room in the basement instead of an extra bedroom. (S7 Ep 11) 
12:00Police Interceptors Documentary series profiling the work of a high-speed police unit. The officers intercept a stolen car, foil a cannabis grower, engage in a series of drugs raids and calm a drunken sailor. (S3 Ep 4) 
13:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. A debtor in London ties his car to a tree to stop agents taking it in payment, a church ministry owes rent and a barber owes a business consultancy. (S5 Ep 6) 
14:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Stories of people on the sharp end of bad debt. This episode features an eviction in a brothel, a lockdown in a takeaway and a tricky tenant who has cost a landlord a fortune. (S3 Ep 6) 
15:00Neighbours Bea and Xanthe hatch a plan to bring Mark and Elly together. Shane organises an impromptu performance of the musical to placate Dipi. Aaron strains his back in the gym. 
15:30Home and Away Colby receives a text from someone called Bella Steele. A misunderstanding leads to Ty feeling rejected by John and Marilyn. Jasmine suspects that Colby still has feelings for her. 
16:00My Wife and Kids Cool comedy about a family with a house-husband. Michael becomes obsessed with getting buff. Franklin fails a test for the first time in his life. (S5 Ep 19) 
16:30My Wife and Kids Cool comedy about a family with a house-husband. Franklin and Kady plant some seeds to symbolise their growing affection. (S5 Ep 20) 
17:00Last Man Standing US comedy. When a neighbour's security camera catches Vanessa spraying the neighbourhood cat with a hose, an upset Mike laments his lack of privacy. (S4 Ep 15) 
17:30Last Man Standing US comedy. When Mike encourages both Ryan and Kyle to stand up for their beliefs, he sees how important it is for them to have a father figure in their lives. (S4 Ep 16) 
18:00Neighbours Bea and Xanthe hatch a plan to bring Mark and Elly together. Shane organises an impromptu performance of the musical to placate Dipi. Aaron strains his back in the gym. 
18:30Home and Away Colby arranges to meet 'Bella Steele', not realising who she really is. Tori seeks a new purpose in life. 
19:00Fresh Off the Boat Sitcom. Emery shows some serious tennis potential, but are his folks hoping for too much, too soon? (S2 Ep 14) 
19:30Fresh Off the Boat Sitcom following an Asian American family in Florida. Eddie fears for his chances with Alison after she and Nicole become close. (S2 Ep 15) 
20:00Jack The Giant Slayer Film Fantasy starring Nicholas Hoult and Ewan McGregor. A farmhand opens up a gateway to a world of hungry giants in this retelling of the beanstalk fairytale. (2013) 
21:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
21:10Jack The Giant Slayer Film Fantasy starring Nicholas Hoult and Ewan McGregor. A farmhand opens up a gateway to a world of hungry giants in this retelling of the beanstalk fairytale. (2013) 
22:15The Magicians Fantasy drama series. Julia and Fen team up to stop Irene, roping in the Fairy Queen as their proxy prisoner. Trapped in the Underworld, Penny is met by Hades. (S3 Ep 10) 
23:15Stabbed In The Back: Murder Of... ...Sam Caulfield. Documentary series. (Ep 2) 
00:15Tower Block Kids Two-part documentary. Eight children share their experiences of what it is like to be a young person growing up in a tower block community. (S1 Ep 1) 
01:15Star Drama series about three talented singers in the music industry. Star struggles to cope with the revelation that her actions ultimately killed her mother. (S2 Ep 13) 
02:15Star Musical drama series. Alex and Noah get Star's approval, but the relationship is tested. Cotton makes a life-changing discovery about her past. (S2 Ep 14) 
03:10Star Musical drama series. As Charles is brought down by sexual assault revelations, Simone recognises echoes of her own past abuse at the hands of Otis. (S2 Ep 15) 
03:55Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
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