This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Saturday, August 18 2018

06:00Couples Come Dine with Me In Manchester, in addition to some refined dining, one contestant's past as a strippergram comes to the fore, and there's some tricky conversation about the couples' age differences. 
06:55Couples Come Dine with Me The show heads south of London, where three rival couples battle it out. Am-dram enthusiasts Hilary and Rowan get the competition under way with Hilary taking control. 
07:55Made in Chelsea: Croatia Brand new series: After spilling the beans on Sam's Vegas secret, Harry finds the tables turned on him. Who will Melissa believe? (Ep2/6) 
09:00The Goldbergs I Caddyshacked the Pool Adam goes to great lengths to dodge school swimming classes, but his plan to avoid the sport could affect his friendship with Dave. (S3 Ep4/24) 
09:30The Goldbergs Boy Barry When Murray grows a moustache, it ignites a feud between his wife and his best friend. Barry becomes convinced that he's lost Lainey's affections. (S3 Ep5/24) 
10:00The Goldbergs Couples Costume At Halloween, Barry and Erica persuade Adam not to go trick-or-treating but to take his girlfriend Dana to visit a haunted house instead. (S3 Ep6/24) 
10:30The Goldbergs Spaceballs Adam tries to start a Mel Brooks club after watching the movie Spaceballs. Erica plans to tell Beverly and Pops about a big decision she has made. (S5 Ep21/22) 
11:00The Goldbergs Let's Val Kilmer This Car Lainey's back and Barry invites her to the prom. When she says no, he plans a prank with Principal Ball's car to get out of going. (S5 Ep22/22) 
11:30Dr. Dolittle 2 Film (2001) Family comedy sequel starring Eddie Murphy. Doctor Dolittle joins forces with a group of beavers and a couple of bears to save their forest home from being cut down by loggers. 
13:05Brooklyn Nine-Nine Two Turkeys Peralta and Santiago aim to get their parents to bond over Thanksgiving dinner. Captain Holt and Kevin's special pie is stolen from Holt's office. (S5 Ep7/22) 
13:40Brooklyn Nine-Nine Return to Skyfire Jeffords and Peralta ask Diaz to go undercover with them at a fantasy fiction convention to find the culprit who stole an author's manuscript. (S5 Ep8/22) 
14:10The Big Bang Theory The Deception Verification Leonard returns early from his research expedition as a surprise for Penny, but Sheldon becomes upset that he wasn't in on the secret. (S7 Ep2/24) 
14:40The Big Bang Theory The Dependence Transcendence Tensions rise when the guys struggle to complete their Air Force project on time and are forced to work around the clock. (S10 Ep3/24) 
15:10The Big Bang Theory The Cohabitation Experimentation When Amy's flat is flooded, she has to move out while it is repaired and proposes a 'cohabitation experiment' with Sheldon. (S10 Ep4/24) 
15:40The Big Bang Theory The Hot Tub Contamination Leonard and Penny intervene when Sheldon and Amy have an argument. Howard and Bernadette are disturbed by unexpected guests. (S10 Ep5/24) 
16:05The Big Bang Theory The Fetal Kick Catalyst Penny meets her fans at a comic book convention. Sheldon and Amy host a brunch at Penny's flat. Howard makes an impulsive purchase. (S10 Ep6/24) 
16:35The Big Bang Theory The Veracity Elasticity Leonard is upset when he finds out Penny has been moving his collectables out of Sheldon's old room and into storage behind his back. (S10 Ep7/24) 
17:05The Big Bang Theory The Brain Bowl Incubation Sheldon tries to convince Amy they should procreate. Raj feels embarrassed about what the new woman in his life does for a living. (S10 Ep8/24) 
17:35The Big Bang Theory The Geology Elevation Sheldon can't contain his jealousy when he hears that his university colleague Bert the geologist has won a prestigious fellowship. (S10 Ep9/24) 
18:05The Big Bang Theory The Property Division Collision Sheldon, Amy, Leonard and Penny attempt to divide up all their possessions into two separate households but tension ensues. (S10 Ep10/24) 
18:40Iron Man 2 Film (2010) Action adventure sequel starring Robert Downey Jr. The wealthy inventor who battles warmongers finds his troubles multiplying after his identity is revealed. With Sam Rockwell. 
21:00The Inbetweeners 2 Film (2014) Comedy sequel. The lads visit Jay in Australia, after he tells them he's living a life of hedonism and sexual promiscuity. Nudity/sex/drugs/very strong language. 
23:00The Inbetweeners Will Is Home Alone Will's mum is off on a weekend with an old friend. Will is left home alone and the other boys take advantage of the situation. It's all fun until the morning. (S3 Ep5/6) 
23:35The Inbetweeners The Camping Trip Will draws on his scouting experience to cope with the last trip he's organised for the boys before they go their separate ways, but the others are unprepared. (S3 Ep6/6) 
00:05Gogglebox What do Britain's favourite viewers think of Line of Duty, University Challenge, Rio Ferdinand Being Mum and Dad, Comic Relief, One Night with My Ex and All Round to Mrs Brown's? (S9 Ep6) 
01:10Gogglebox What do Britain's favourite viewers think of Kitchen 999 Emergency Chefs, The Voice final, Alone with the In-Laws, Line of Duty, Life Story, One Born Every Minute and the News? (S9 Ep7) 
02:15Rude Tube: Epic Skills Alex Zane presents the funniest, strangest and most outrageous video uploads. Epic Skills features 50 clips showcasing the true geniuses of the worldwide web. 
03:05The Inbetweeners Will Is Home Alone Will's mum is off on a weekend with an old friend. Will is left home alone and the other boys take advantage of the situation. It's all fun until the morning. (S3 Ep5/6) [SL] 
03:35The Inbetweeners The Camping Trip Will draws on his scouting experience to cope with the last trip he's organised for the boys before they go their separate ways, but the others are unprepared. (S3 Ep6/6) [SL] 
04:00Rude Tube: Naughty and Naked Rude Tube celebrates the most outrageous and hilarious flashes of flesh to have graced the web, featuring the exhibitionists and mischief makers responsible for them. 
04:30Rude(ish) Tube Rude Tube's wee sister has been let loose on the internet resulting in some very cheeky, if a bit less rude, video clips. Featuring internet legend Tron Guy, and Darth Vader on a unicycle. 
04:50How I Met Your Mother Something Blue At Marshall and Lily's wedding, Barney overhears Ted and Robin discussing a secret. He wheedles it out of them and learns that they have split up. (S2 Ep22/22) 
05:10How I Met Your Mother Wait for It... Robin shows up with a new date named Gael, which prompts Ted to move on by going out on the town with Barney and Marshall, and dating fun-loving Amy. (S3 Ep1/20) 
06:00Hollyoaks Omnibus The McQueens arrive in Magaluf and reunite with Mercedes for her hen do, and on the day of Dirk's funeral Milo tries to prevent a camcorder message from being played.