This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Thursday, May 24 2018

06:00Hollyoaks Adam is trying to warn Maxine about Glenn, but Glenn is getting in the way. Meanwhile, Yazz attempts to offer Alfie support, but the voice in Alfie's head encourages him to decline. 
06:30Hollyoaks Darren, Mandy, Luke and Nancy make plans for a party at The Hutch. The couples all seem happy, and Mandy and Darren talk about just being friends and nothing more. 
07:00Couples Come Dine with Me In Edinburgh, Kenny and Lisa serve a meal they think is restaurant quality - their guests aren't so sure. Julie and Keith provide two very similar courses, while Kate and Mike go Tex-Mex. 
08:00New Girl Wedding Eve On the night before the wedding, Schmidt needs help from Nick and Winston to rewrite his vows. Jess thinks that Sam is going to propose to her. (S5 Ep21/22) 
08:30New Girl Landing Gear Schmidt runs the risk of missing his own wedding when he decides to make a last-ditch effort to persuade Cece's mother to attend the ceremony. (S5 Ep22/22) 
09:002 Broke Girls And the College Experience Caroline and Max are invited to speak to the students about their dessert bar business venture at the University of Pennsylvania. (S6 Ep5/22) 
09:302 Broke Girls And the Rom-Commie When Earl's long-lost love Pilar visits from Cuba and asks him to take her sightseeing, he's afraid he won't be able to keep up with her. (S6 Ep6/22) 
10:00black-ish The Gift of Hunger Dre's children turn their noses up at his favourite cheap restaurant in his old neighbourhood, so he decides to give them a reality check. (S1 Ep7/24) 
10:30black-ish Oedipal Triangle Dre's mother Ruby visits but just can't seem to get along with Rainbow. Can Dre find a way to persuade the two women to bury the hatchet? (S1 Ep8/24) 
11:00How I Met Your Mother Zoo or False Marshall gets mugged at gun point. Lily applies for a gun licence to make them both feel safer, but Marshall objects and makes up a tall story to calm her down. (S5 Ep19/24) 
11:30How I Met Your Mother Home Wreckers Ted is upset when his mum marries her long-term partner and walks out of the wedding, refusing to give a speech. Later, he buys a house on a whim. (S5 Ep20/24) 
12:00The Goldbergs Weird Science Beverly and Murray help Erica move into college, but Beverly has a hard time saying goodbye. Adam tries to find Barry the perfect girlfriend. (S5 Ep1) 
12:30The Goldbergs Hogan Is My Grandfather Adam decides to make a film about Pops for a school project on the Second World War, but finds his grandfather's anecdotes mundane. (S5 Ep2) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Hesitation Ramification Penny's big TV acting break hits the cutting room floor, so Leonard does his best to comfort her, which leads her to ask him a bold question. (S7 Ep12/24) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Occupation Recalibration Penny quits her job at the restaurant to pursue her acting career full time. Bernadette accidentally destroys one of Howard's comics. (S7 Ep13/24) 
14:00How I Met Your Mother Canning Randy Marshall is guilt-ridden after firing his incompetent assistant. Zoey enrols in Ted's class and gets his students to take her side over the Arcadian building. (S6 Ep7/24) 
14:30How I Met Your Mother Natural History When the gang attends a black-tie fundraiser at the Natural History Museum, Ted runs into Zoey, and sees a whole different side to her. (S6 Ep8/24) 
15:00New Girl Raisin's Back Nick tries to play it cool when Reagan moves into the loft apartment. Cece and Winston challenge Schmidt on his love for electronic dance music. (S6 Ep11/22) 
15:30New Girl The Cubicle Jess tries to help pay Robby's medical bills. The gang assist Cece as she launches her new modelling agency from a cubicle in the loft apartment. (S6 Ep12/22) 
16:00black-ish 30 Something Dre hurts himself playing basketball right before his 40th birthday and hands the planning of his big party over to his hip young assistant. (S1 Ep17/24) 
16:30black-ish Sex, Lies and Vasectomies Rainbow finds out from a colleague at the hospital that Dre never had the vasectomy he supposedly scheduled a few years back. (S1 Ep18/24) 
17:00The Goldbergs The Goldberg Girls Beverly seeks her children's advice on assembling a circle of friends for her later years. Geoff's romantic gestures begin to annoy Erica. (S5 Ep11) 
17:30The Goldbergs Dinner with the Goldbergs Geoff takes Erica out to a restaurant with her family to celebrate her birthday, but dinner with the Goldbergs is no ordinary meal... (S5 Ep12) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Proton Transmogrification Sheldon struggles to process his feelings of grief when his idol Professor Proton passes away. The gang gather to celebrate Star Wars Day. (S7 Ep22/24) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Gorilla Dissolution Penny re-evaluates her life, including taking a big step with Leonard, while Howard and Bernadette struggle to care for Mrs Wolowitz. (S7 Ep23/24) 
19:00Hollyoaks Scott is with Dee Dee as Tony and Diane wait for news. Tony tries to make a milkshake for Dee Dee, but ends up electrocuting himself in the process and cutting the electrics in The Hutch. 
19:30New: black-ish Brand new series - R-E-S-P-E-C-T: Dre and Rainbow realise that both Andre Jr and Zoey are now sexually active. Jack and Diane hang out with a friend's grandmother after school. (S4 Ep14/23) 
20:00Young Sheldon Brand new series - A Sneeze, Detention, and Sissy Spacek: Sheldon's germophobia lands him in detention when flu season hits town and he takes extreme measures to stay healthy. (S1 Ep13/22) 
20:30New: Young Sheldon Brand new series - Potato Salad, a Broomstick, and Dad's Whiskey: When Mary takes a job as church secretary, she finds herself becoming a marriage counsellor to Pastor Jeff. (S1 Ep14/22) 
21:00New: Brooklyn Nine-Nine Brand new series - The Box: Captain Holt sacrifices an evening at the opera to help Peralta carry out an interrogation in the hope of getting a confession from a stubborn suspect. (S5 Ep14) 
21:30New: Let's Get Physical Brand new series - Lycra-Virgin: Joe's awful taste in aerobics uniforms leads his team to take a road trip to a facility where they endure an excruciating process to create new kit. (Ep4/8) 
22:00The Inbetweeners End of Term Will is stressed about exams, Jay has other things on his mind, Simon finally seems to be making headway with Carli, and Neil forgets his kit for his PE exam. (S2 Ep6/6) 
22:35Friday Night Dinner The Surprise Mum plans her own surprise party, which backfires when Dad gets involved. Get ready for the party from hell. (S5 Ep3/6) 
23:10The Big Bang Theory The Justice League Recombination The guys slowly warm to Zack and find an enjoyable way to bond with him when they enter a New Year's Eve fancy dress competition together. (S4 Ep11/24) 
23:40The Big Bang Theory The Bus Pants Utilization Leonard's idea for a smartphone application derails his friendship with Sheldon as they fight for control of the project. (S4 Ep12/24) 
00:10First Dates Visual glazing enhancer (window cleaner) Daniel bonds with Margot Robbie lookalike Lora over nostril waxing and raving but is he over his ex? Fireman Mark fans traditionalist Ellie's flame. 
01:15Tattoo Fixers Jay deals with a couple who are obsessed with getting cheap tattoos on holiday. Lou sorts out Thom, who has a rude tribute to one of his friends on his rear end. (S1 Ep7/9) [SL] 
02:15The Inbetweeners End of Term Will is stressed about exams, Jay has other things on his mind, Simon finally seems to be making headway with Carli, and Neil forgets his kit for his PE exam. (S2 Ep6/6) 
02:40Friday Night Dinner The Surprise Mum plans her own surprise party, which backfires when Dad gets involved. Get ready for the party from hell. (S5 Ep3/6) 
03:10Brooklyn Nine-Nine Brand new series - The Box: Captain Holt sacrifices an evening at the opera to help Peralta carry out an interrogation in the hope of getting a confession from a stubborn suspect. (S5 Ep14) 
03:30Let's Get Physical Brand new series - Lycra-Virgin: Joe's awful taste in aerobics uniforms leads his team to take a road trip to a facility where they endure an excruciating process to create new kit. (Ep4/8) 
03:552 Broke Girls And the College Experience Caroline and Max are invited to speak to the students about their dessert bar business venture at the University of Pennsylvania. (S6 Ep5/22) 
04:15Rude(ish) Tube Rude Tube's naughty little sister continues with more amusing clips. Look out for a giant rat stopping the traffic in Chicago and a Cambodian sea monster. 
04:40Couples Come Dine with Me In Edinburgh, Kenny and Lisa serve a meal they think is restaurant quality - their guests aren't so sure. Julie and Keith provide two very similar courses, while Kate and Mike go Tex-Mex. 
06:00Hollyoaks Darren, Mandy, Luke and Nancy make plans for a party at The Hutch. The couples all seem happy, and Mandy and Darren talk about just being friends and nothing more.